Bristol City Council has agreed to move the planned location of a cycle rack – originally intended to be positioned outside a city centre church – after churchgoers and opposition councillors branded it a “flagrant act of vandalism” and claimed the bike rack would “block access for hearses”.
The soon-to-installed covered cycle rack forms part of the local authority’s plans to implement measures, introduced on a temporary basis in 2020, that would limit the use of motor vehicles in Bristol’s Old City and encourage cycling and walking, reduce air pollution, and open up the area for more on-street commercial and cultural use.
The rack was initially set to be installed at the top of Broad Street, outside Christ Church with St Ewen, a Church of England parish church and Grade II* listed building, built in the late eighteenth century.
However, the plan was roundly condemned by the church’s members and employees after contractors were spotted installing temporary fencing around a space in front of the building, forcing the council to alter the scheme by moving the rack closer to the existing planters on Broad Street.
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Jonathan Price, the Master of Music at Christ Church with St Ewen, told BristolLive that the installation of an “ugly” bike rack would “spoil the view” of the building and restrict accessibility to the church.
“I was simply horrified by what the council workmen said they were creating,” he said. “I asked one of the team who was expected to use the covered cycle rack, and he replied, ‘nobody’.
“Christ Church needs clear access here for hearses bringing bodies for funerals, bridal cars, and for our infirm and disabled worshippers. Even the current bollards on the street edge spoil the view of our lovely Grade-II listed church. With an ugly cycle rack here, it will be much, much worse.”
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Conservative councillor Richard Eddy, who also attends Christ Church, claimed that the plans amounted to a “flagrant act of vandalism” and criticised the Labour-controlled council as “deluded secularists determined to close the church”.
“When I heard of the council plans outside Christ Church, I was aghast that the local authority intended to despoil this Grade-II listed building by a flagrant act of vandalism,” Eddy said.
“Over the last six years, worshippers at Christ Church have seen Sunday parking charges imposed on them, the repeated refusal of the council to allow strictly limited parking for the congregation, road closures, and the designation of the Clean Air Zone surrounding the church.”
He continued: “Now we have this hare-brained scheme to erect a cycle rack outside the church. It seems the deluded secularists of the city council are determined to close the church. If there is a demand for a cycle rack nearby, there is a wide and ample pavement only yards away on Wine Street. Why wasn’t this considered by the council?
“The council has a statutory obligation to ensure physical structures in a sensitive conservation area such as this — especially those abutting a listed church — enhance the character of the conservation area, and certainly do not harm it.”
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Following this vocal criticism, Bristol City Council has agreed to move the bike rack further down Broad Street – though the local authority noted that the public had been consulted about the plans to erect a cycle rack outside the church, but that they did not receive any comments or complaints from residents.
Labour Councillor Don Alexander, Bristol’s cabinet member for transport, said: “I met with officers on site to consider feedback and options for the planned cycle parking stand at the top of Broad Street, and asked for it to be moved. It has now been agreed that it will be installed two metres closer to the existing planters.
“This will allow more room for vehicles that need to stop close to the church and will mean the cycle parking stands won’t obstruct the church door. As part of the works to install the new cycle parking stand, the bollards currently in the road outside the church door will also be moved.”
The condemnation of the proposed cycle rack outside Christ Church in Bristol isn’t the first time that a piece of cycling infrastructure has received ecclesiastical censure in recent years.
Last January, a Presbyterian church in Dublin criticised plans to segregate an existing cycle lane from traffic, which it claimed would prevent worshippers from continuing to park – illegally – outside the church.
The installation of bollards outside Howth Presbyterian Church was intended by the local county council to prevent motorists from parking along the cycle lane and to ensure “safer infrastructure for cyclists and pedestrians”.
However, elder Michael Sparksman argued that the proposed bollards would mean that “the right to worship is being overtaken by the right to cycle.”

36 thoughts on ““A flagrant act of vandalism”: Council agrees to move “ugly” bike rack after churchgoers say it will “block access for hearses””
The irony of “how dare they
The irony of “how dare they put an ugly bike rack outside our church that’ll spoil it, when they won’t let us drive our cars there, park outside and spray dirt and pollution all over it out of our vehicles”.
Indeed, its a shame that these people get so het up about a bike rack not enhancing the character of the building but the vans and other motor vehicles that no doubt park there (as seen in the cover shot) are all entirely in keeping with an 18th century building and definitely enhance it with a sea of smog and particulate matter…
whilst I don’t necessarily disagree – and based on the photo it doesn’t seem the best spot for a bike rack – there’s an awful lot of hyperbole going on from these frothy mouthed presumably posh people!
Given the ‘achievements’ of
Given the ‘achievements’ of the church I’m not sure the right to object to a bike rack has been earnt.
ERqually why place such a
Equally why place such a rack in a place where it annoys people if there is a perfectly good place nearby that doesn’t? funerals and weddings are an established part of society and thus should not be hindered if avoidable. If this was the only place then I would see the point but this looks to have been done with no actual forethought . The suggestion that a consultation was made is disingenious as they are rarely actually easy to use or easily accessible. Tucked away in the back pages of the samll print in the local rag and pointing to an online survey that has fixed answers doesn’t count. However the Dublin story is different. Anything lawbreaking, be it car parking or pavement cycling should be stamped on from a huge height with a heavy boot.
What they’re really concerned
What they’re really concerned about is not so much the rack as the ugly bikes to be placed there, reminding them of all those times they have been enraged at the presence of same on the roads
Firstly: Richard Eddy is a
Firstly: Richard Eddy is a total bile-filled ‘Tory’ and him protesting about this doesn’t surprise me at all.
Second comment – it astounds me to learn that that church has a congregation and regular services. I’ve never seen the doors open. Ever. I had assumed that it was one of those ‘tourist churches’, a relic which only exists so people can admire the architecture…
“the right to worship is
“the right to worship is being overtaken by the right to cycle.”
Uh-huh. If they were planning on installing a velodrome within the church I might agree, however (putting aside that shifting the cycle rack a few metres away doesn’t seem unreasonable) it seems that this is more about the right to drive to & park near the place than anything else. Eddy actually also seems to be complaining that the church is now within a clean air zone FFS. Presumably covering the building in pollution & forcing the congregation to inhale vehicle emmissions is all just God’s work? (This ones anyway).
I’m an entitled god-botherer.
I’m an entitled god-botherer. Im important me.
Mind you the Street View is a doozy. WankPanzer + Pavement cylists. BINGO
https://goo.gl/maps/ZTxw34PcMhsCcCpBA
“the plan was roundly
“the plan was roundly condemned by the church’s members”
Thanks Ryan, this gave me a laugh. Long time since I visited a church but it must have changed wildly if you now need membership. Luckily I won’t be visiting any time soon because like Groucho “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”
“A flagrant act of vandalism”
“A flagrant act of vandalism”
Clearly not. What is it about cycle facilities that brings out such exaggeration in people? We get it all the time, destroying the town/village/city, end of civilisation as we know it etc.
If they get that wound up
If they get that wound up over a cycle rack, it’s just as well that there’s nothing important going on in the world. I mean imagine how they’d react if there was a war or pandemic or climate crisis or something!
It’s all part of the sky
It’s all part of the sky fairy’s plan.
And said unto them that sold
And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father’s house an house of merchandise.
Quote:
I’ll take “made up shit that never happened” for $500, please…
Rendel Harris wrote:
I’ll take “made up shit that never happened” for $500, please…
Just how would the guy installing it know how it was planned, the research that went into predicting the usage, or how other such facilities were used? Only an idiot would ask the installer that question, and use their answer as justification for removing it.
I read this story expecting
I read this story expecting to be angry about some unreasonable people making cyclists lives harder but it seems to be nothing more than a cycle rack being moved 2 metres to one side.
Unless it is now unusable, unsafe or hidden behind something making theft more likely it seems to be a non story.
When it comes to delivering
When it comes to delivering coffins to church, sometimes you need to think outside the box.
That’s all well and good
That’s all well and good until you stop for a coffee en-route and your herse gets nicked…
chrisonatrike wrote:
Expensive to replace https://www.renehersecycles.com/product-category/bikes/
Good news for cycling bier
Good news for cycling bier fans:
https://www.coop.co.uk/funeralcare/hearses/bicycle-hearse
That is a great idea but at
That is a great idea but at £465 I am not sure whether the bicycle hearse is rented for a day or offered to be bought.
Do another couple of jobs
Do another couple of jobs after the first funeral. With what they’re charging for a hearse these days you’d be in profit in no time!
Allo Allo horse?
Allo Allo horse?
Mungecrundle wrote:
Perfect for when you feel like you haven’t been close-passed enough while shuffling about this mortal coil, and want to get a few more in on your way out.
I love it.
They wouldn’t wait behind me
They wouldn’t wait behind me for 10 seconds in life. Why should being dead change that?
Happy to make my final journey with one of those recommended pieces of plastic pipe sticking out 1.5m either side of my coffin. Maybe tipped with some metal ends, out of respect?
Probably needs a remote-controlled eBike hearse to reduce chances of injury to others though. And it wouldn’t fix the road rage.
‘Flagrant act of vandalism’.
‘Flagrant act of vandalism’. Bit hyperbolic – but it does involve a cycle so to be expected.
the council officers must have sighed and muttered a ‘whatever’ considering they had already carried out a statutory consultation to which there were no objections.
Just revisiting the cycle
Just revisiting the cycle rack story:
One presumes the cycle rack was to go in the roadway? If the church authorities and their supporters were saying we don’t want anything obscuring the view of our lovely church then fair enough; what they’re actually saying is we don’t want a cycle rack obscuring the view of our lovely church but we want to be allowed to obscure it by parking our own vehicles there instead.
Rendel Harris wrote:
There’s loads of space just round the corner in Wine St where there’s already a handful of bike racks. I’m not sure exactly where the planned bike racks were due to go as Broad St has quite narrow pavements.
hawkinspeter wrote:
I’d assumed they were going to put it in the roadway, next to the corral/outdoor seating for Full Court coffee?
I’d definitely agree it looks
I’d definitely agree it looks like a sub-optimal location, but the same reasons also make it a sub-optimal location to allow car parking which the church and its supporters seem not only to be happy with but to be demanding. I’d agree that a cycle rack directly outside such a lovely building isn’t ideal if there are good alternatives (as you indicate) but then a big panel van outside it, as shown on Streetview, isn’t exactly ideal either.
Rendel Harris wrote:
There’s double-yellows in front of the church, so they don’t “allow” parking in front of it. I can’t see too much of a problem with them wanting access for picking up and dropping off people (and bodies). It’s especially bizarre as there’s all the pedestrianised space by St Nic’s Market.
The deadbeat Tory councillor
The deadbeat Tory councillor and the other congregation deadbeats show no insight into what they are demanding, which is shame-free free parking outside the church for idlers who pay no attention to double yellows, and the law coming down like a ton of bricks on cyclists who annoy them by riding and parking cycles
But bikes actually exist…
But bikes actually exist…
…but not everyone believes
…but not everyone believes in them.
Jesus rode one.
Jesus rode one.
See below…I did once ask a
See below…I did once ask a Porsche-driving Christian rugby teammate whether Jesus would choose a sportscar or a bicycle, given that he chose a humble donkey rather than a horse or a camel to ride into Jerusalem. I found his answer, “Well I’m not Jesus, am I?” a little unconvincing.
Rendel Harris wrote:
Presumably you replied “no, you’re a very naughty boy”?