My dreams are fufilled

That's mental. Pro-looking white bike and shoes!

Nice new-looking trainers all the time.

Clean car.

Clean clothes.

Stain-proof sofa.

Doesn't matter if the cat pisses on the kitchen floor - just clean it up knowing the smell won't penetrate into the boards etc.

Wonder if it's slippery?

Be perfect on the frame, handlebars, shifters and rims. Not sure about putting it on Braking surfaces or moving parts. I can think of a thousand uses outside of the bike shed though!

I'd use this on my kids, never mind my chain...

I would like to find somewhere with a tank of the stuff, much easier to dip it and get full coverage.

My question, would you use this on your components, like the chain and cassette??

I think it is Ultra Ever Dry that has the boney white translucent finish. Never Wet is the next generation. The future is here. The next new bike I get I will definitely be looking at spray treatment as part of the cost. Perhaps a LBS could import a ton of this stuff and do a deep clean and spray service.

They seem to have solved the issue with the white staining aswell.

But I like the top comment

"spray dis shit on your asscheeks = never wipe again save so much money each month"