Do you breathe exclusively through your nose, perhaps due to an ill-conceived superglue-related prank or after sewing your lips together in a political protest?
Well, if so, and if additionally you are troubled by dust, pollen, pollution and germs, a new product from America could be the answer to your prayers.
First Defense Nasal Screens are “nasal dust covers made of 100% breathable non-latex, skin safe material.” Yes, that's right!
They do not make you look like you have grown flaps of skin over your nostrils, no they certainly do not, but they do “help protect against foreign air born particles that find their way into nasal passages.”
Yes, and in addition to being “the newest breakthrough in personal air filtration” First Defense Nasal Screens (formerly known as Cleanose) are “easy to apply and barely noticeable.” They are “the portable, effective solution to breathing healthier, cleaner air” and according to the manufacturer's promotional video, useful when undertaking various tasks and outdoor activities including, you guessed it, riding a bike.
Buy First Defense Nasal Screens here while stocks last….which might be a while… and see for yourself why you should invest in the product by watching the highly-convincing, if rather small and abruptly terminating video complete with soothing Troy McClure-esque voiceover.
I wish I hadn't dropped Guerrero for Pinot in Purist. Pretty sure I did it to accommodate Pidcock who will score well if his team lets him...
Fingers crossed.
the traffic lights of Lancs...
No, hence the quotes around the twitter text. It would be great if essex gave any feeback though but they just get worse and worse.
Good point, stand down! Unless ... who's the nutter again?
Chris Boardman's great at avoiding the bear traps laid by the motoring lobby / status quo ("but the disabled"! "how to get the kids to school!" ...
DI2 was invented so Shimano can rook you out of another £250 for a rear mech 18months and 2500 miles after the first one you bought mysteriously...
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/608904
May I be the first to suggest that this goes down in history as G-GiletGate?
TT frame with dropped bars