Shouty cyclists spoil the fun of racing - let the legs do the talking instead

There are times when words don’t need to be said. When the spoken alphabet adds nothing to the world. I didn’t need to ask the bloke sitting much too close at the bar last night, the names of his girlfriends/children, as they were right there, tattooed on his neck. I don’t need to ask a teenager what shop they got their sweater in, as it is right there, written all over the front of it.

Sometimes there is just too much talk. Like the middle aged whiners in the supermarket queue. “You would think they would put some more people on the checkouts” with a nudge in the kidneys from their calorie laden basket. Unnecessary words. I look forward in case my mouth says what my brain shouts “Just fecking wait a minute, its not as if you’re a bomb disposal expert on call or late for an appointment to meet the Syrian foreign minister with ‘the’ plan - No, then …Shhhssssss."

There is never too much talking on bike training spins. If you couldn’t tell someone the deal you got on the new wheels or lie how little training you do if you are good, or how much you do if your not so, then bike training would be emptier. But, when the training turns to competition, I argue the mouths go closed.

Cycle racing is among the toughest of sports, at the professional level THE toughest. For the most of us, a three-hour romp around country roads should be nothing but smile inducing. We should tackle each gravel-covered corner with a ‘whoop’ and ‘yeeHaw’. Riding your bike is mighty; riding it at speed, in a rolling break, with the peloton out of sight is the closest thing to ethereal heaven on earth. Some could argue it is better than sex, and yet ALL of our cycling joy can be spoiled by some insecure muppet barging at the top of his voice.



“TWOOOo Lines”

Joy-shattering noise. Pure unrequited nonsense.

Words barked, when the flick of an elbow or the point of a finger are fine. I started to wonder if the road racing scene could be held in silence. The soft whizz of 140psi in the tyres and the regular clang of an ill fitted valve in a carbon rim. It would be beautiful. An exception could be made for the “Car up / down’ safety warning for the tiring riders and the “YeSSSS” for the victor charging across the line, but the rest …shhhssssssss.

Imagine it, no panicky ‘hold your LINE” comments, spoken by those who weren’t looking at the road ahead (trust only your own eyes) or yappy “Do some work!” Do some work!! WORK… nowhere is it written that a rider should do any work at the front. There is a duty of honour within cyclists to share the load in a break or to isolate one. Victories not earned, have no pride, but it is up to the individual. At NO point does anyone have to go to the front. Nor should it be demanded, loudly.

If you are known to shout: ”Work for phuck sake Work!”  Not only are you wrong, but you are wrong at the top of your voice.

The very worst of all is the ‘up UP UP” shout from some one deep in the bunch. It denotes a valiant attack from a marked rider. Marked by a Fred that expects someone else to bring him back. Never is ‘’UP, UP ‘‘ shouted from the front, always from a place of lazy shelter.


Just a bit of quiet. Using your mouth for what it was put there for - oxygen transfer.

Twice this season I embarrassed myself shouting at a rider. Twice isn’t bad but has scared me from doing anything but chatting in a peloton for the rest of my days. When racing, the elevated heart rate and nervousness induces the release of into the brain, several hundred different types of chemical messengers (neurotransmitters), which help to speed up reaction time and awareness. Serotonin and in particular Norepinephrine,   (that is believed to be associated with the fight or flight stress response). 

The ‘flight’ response (ride faster) sometimes turns to an infantile ‘fight’ response

“YOU d**khead you phucking d**khead hold your phucking line, are you trying to phucking take down the whole phucking bunch?!
All this is lost energy. All this volume usually comes from a rider on the edge, panicking, who feels his race and ability slipping away.

The only thing slipping away is dignity and respect.

Twice I neurotransmitted a bawl, once at some feckless rider who had let a wheel go. “what the , you MUPPET …wheel..”

Post-examination of the situation revealed that no one ever really WANTS to let a ‘wheel go’. It’s like telling a bald man the situation of less shampoo and more soap - there is no need - they already know. The fault was mine, not his. I should have been better placed in the bunch turning into the crosswind. I should have noticed the rider in front ‘pulling shapes’ as he gave it his all. When the gap went to a bike length it was up to me to notice it. Me yapping at him is blame shifting. My verbal attacks are pointless and shameful.

To those who are guilty of the ‘UP, UP’; train harder this winter or be content with a bunch finish and ShhhHHhhhshhh.

To the ”Hold your (replace any or multiple swear words here) line” army –There are 100 bicycles with riders of different ability moving independantly, in dense formation, on an uneven surface. Expect it, so relax and concentrate and shhHshh.

2013 season: fast, focused, friendly and quiet. I can’t wait.

Myles McCorry is a racing cyclist and co-founder of Bike Pure.


themartincox [553 posts] 6 years ago

+1 and I dont even ride with others!

localsurfer [202 posts] 6 years ago

+1 and exactly why I rarely ride with others.

Farky [183 posts] 6 years ago

You've not been riding around Newry too much have you Miles?

Bad for your health and sanity that.

Bob's bikes [880 posts] 6 years ago

Could not agree more and (trying not to sound patronising) a well written piece that bought a wry smile to my face, I must admit I have sometimes mouthed obscenities when as you say it's just wasted energy and not necessarily the others fault.

comm88 [76 posts] 6 years ago

Don't entirely agree, sorry. I am middle-aged and, yes, I do moan when there are 27 checkouts, only two working and a queue of 15 people trying to get on with their lives and, many of us, simply trying to get back to the desk!

I also shout at stupid drivers - and won't ever stop. How do they know unless someone tells them they are driving dangerously and without due care, attention, or respect?

I don't know much about extraneous and incidental crap being mouthed by riders cos I've never ridden in a pro peleton. But I do know that the world is not built on silence - it is built on exchange, information, opinion and, for most men, pure unbridled aggression.

As well as fuel intake, your mouth is actually brilliantly designed for expression - however it so pleases you and if you want to live in a world of silence ... become a Trappist monk.

Life just ain't quiet. It's noisy everywhere and wherever there are people there will be an expression of opinions. If you want to avoid it, avoid them.

As Desiderata says: "Avoid loud and aggressive people - they are vexations to the spirit."

Couldn't agree more. Maybe that's why I prefer my own company most, if not all, of the time.

I don't like noise either. But so long as it doesn't invade my private space or endanger my life in anyway, then I'll put up with it, skirting as I do on the periphery but always ready whenever occasion or slobbish behaviour demands to tell anyone to "Shut the *k up!!!"

Darthshearer [134 posts] 6 years ago

Agree with Comm88. Sometimes a nice chat about the world whilst out on the bike is good. Shouting and agressive, not good.

I race MTB XC and there its less agressive, a lot more laid back than on the road, so thats why I prefer racing on the road.

If you go out on your own on the bike to get away from noise fair enough, there are times I enjoy my own company, but there are also times I would like to say "That was a nice climb wasnt it?"

Posh [48 posts] 6 years ago

Try to get through your working day without talking.........You'll go gaga.
As nice as it seems, these guys are at work and nobody does "flat out" at work all of the time...How many times do you have a deadline to meet and concentrate all of the effort into the last few hours?

Stumps [3493 posts] 6 years ago

I have to agree and disagree about the article, well written it is and the writers own personal opinion, however when i go out on my bike i usually talk to my mates who are with me as we go back a long way and its great to catch up.

But when your blowing out your a**e after a hard climb there is nothing worse than someone saying "that was fun, lets do it again", or similar, when all you want to do is find where you left your lungs and have them reinserted.  20

Freddy56 [330 posts] 1 year ago

Good article.

But Jeepers. Stumps, Posh, Comm88, it is about racing. Not a bunch, social spin RACING.

Fecking comments from people who don't read the booming article. Isee it was written ages ago, so the author is most likely retired and the above 'commentors' have moved on to fishing..or golf.