A student has described how she saw a cyclist – complete with helmet – having sex in some bushes on a common in southwest London.
University of Roehampton English Literature and Philosophy student Sian Carpenter was travelling along Putney Commondale on Monday afternoon when she spotted the amorous couple.
> Team Sky reported to have tested whether Viagra helps riders’ endurance
The 21-year-old told The Sun: “I was on a bus going past Commondale and I saw a cyclist only slightly behind the trees, in the full get up – even his helmet.
“So obviously I’m thinking ‘what’s he doing there’ so I glanced over and that’s when I saw the other person in front of him and the penny dropped.
“It was so funny. I doubted if that was what actually was happening though, then another person on the bus reacted and turned round really shocked so then I knew I was right.
She added: “What was weird to me was that the other person was just dressed normally in a coat – I don’t know how it would have happened.”
We don’t know either – but it has got us wondering whether Team Sky are still testing out the performance-enhancing benefits of Viagra and, if so, which of its riders might have been training in the area yesterday?
30 thoughts on “Cyclist – complete with helmet – spotted having sex in roadside bushes in London”
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The only story here is the stupid things that people say
Bring in the close pass
Bring in the close pass initiative, NOW.
]quote]the full get up – even
[quote]the full get up – even his helmet[quote]
Isn’t how you’re supposed to do it…?
the full get up – even his
the full get up – even his helmet.
Obviously ensuring safe sex.
Well there you go, the tin
Well there you go, the tin foil hat wearing flat earth society anti helmet brigade have been proved right on this occasion; wearing a helmet does indeed make you take unnecessary risks.
Good that he had full
Good that he had full protection #helmet
She’s a hooker and the
She’s a hooker and the cyclist used the ‘going out for a ride’ entrendre as a cover, hence the full kit.
I do it all the time.
unconstituted wrote:
Definitely not a full kit w**ker in this case then?
“…I don’t know how it would
“…I don’t know how it would have happened.”
I guess studying “how sex happens” wasn’t on her syllabus.
I saw stuff when I was 21, didn’t tell the papers about it, didn’t rise to national prominence on account of my amazing ability to see – an opportunity missed
beezus fufoon wrote:
When a daddy cyclist and a mummy non-cyclist love each other very much…
Beatnik69 wrote:
I suspect from the location that it was in fact two daddies…
maybe even an audi owner and a cyclist unable to bear the frisson between their respective modes of transport
dressing up as a cyclist and waiting in the bushes for some pollen to land on you is the new dogging!
Imagine, a normal person
Imagine, a normal person having sex with a cyclist!
Fake news, move along.
Fake news, move along.
cbrndc wrote:
When I saw the headline I wondered if someone had been inspired to film that story dottigirl posted last year…
Alternative trailquest anyone
Alternative trailquest anyone,
I’m curious to know whether
I’m curious to know whether he carries a condom in his jersey pocket or saddlebag on every ride. A bit awkward if that falls out your pocket when you’re getting your money out at the cafe stop…
What makes the person a
What makes the person a “cyclist”? Were they not just a person having sex in the bush? What does it matter whether he had a bike nearby, or had walked there, driven, flown…?
Note to self.
Note to self.
DO NOT accept ‘first aid’ from SuperPython.
There’s a lay-by near mine
There’s a lay-by near mine where men have sex with one another not bothering to even use nearby bushes.
Valbrona wrote:
It’s not called a lay-by for nothing.
Yorkshire wallet wrote:
Precisely.
One of them brings a mattress.
Howard & Marina
Howard & Marina
Was it the bicycle position
Was it the bicycle position from the kama sutra?
Where’s the GoPro footage?
Where’s the GoPro footage?
jimhead wrote:
Do you think they’ll put it on Strava?
Sounds like a simple case of
Sounds like a simple case of assuming that it was a pump track.
Full blast from the
Quick blast of the Cannondale on Commondale.
They must be stopped or they
They must be stopped or they will breed…..
Dogging Cycle Club –
Dogging Cycle Club – wonder what the Jersey design is…
Vaginal Gains……….. I’ll
Vaginal Gains……….. I’ll get my coat.