Eurobike 2011 – caption competition 2

Give it your best shot and you could win some Eurobike goodies

by Tony Farrelly   September 2, 2011  

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The end of the long day pounding the halls at Eurobike and a man needs to unwind and relax a little and the Endura party is just the place… beer… women's clothing… lots of people with cameras what could possibly go wrong? Oh, hang on…

Of course tha's not how it really was Dave was just going that extra mile stress testing Endura's zips for them, or was he? Tell us what you think was happening here and the wittiest caption wins a prize.

 

 

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Where's me washboard?

posted by GavinT [76 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 16:30

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Do you think my moobs look big in this?

elusiveone

posted by Echobase [41 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 16:54

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This used to fit. Better lay off the Human Growth Hormones.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

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posted by Cooks [476 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 17:19

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large, my arse!

posted by rex69 [40 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 19:18

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This is windproof, waterproof, and will make me faster in a 10 mile TT? I'll have several in pink!

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posted by schmiken [45 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 19:32

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oooh i say!

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr

posted by Izaak30 [72 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 20:15

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A perfect fit sir, would you like to try on the shorts?

posted by John101 [11 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 20:32

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I think the top is pushing the fat down, does it make my bum look big?? Thinking

posted by ngowan [1 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 20:39

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"It's the euro fit Sir, it fits perfectly."

posted by lwrncc [13 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 20:44

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Dave the well known budgie smuggler caught as he tried to get through airport security...the 'diva look' didn't fool anyone.

The_Kaner
FREEEEEEEEDOM!

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posted by The _Kaner [375 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 20:49

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"This top makes me feel like a woman...
no, really, get me a woman"

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posted by TheHatter [810 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 20:52

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I am the only gay in the Eurobike village.

www.polocini.com We ride bikes and eat cakes. Sometimes in that order.

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posted by Polocini [24 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 21:03

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Borat designs the new Astana top.

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posted by TheHatter [810 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 21:15

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you should see what his partners wearing.....

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posted by keith roberts [178 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 21:44

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after dave got over the "boonen bollock" injury, he was never the same ....

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posted by keith roberts [178 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 21:48

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The new road.cc cycling waterproof for 2012 was unveiled at Eurobike

J Andrew Hill

Its a marathon, not a snickers

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posted by JAndrewHill [1207 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 22:04

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Eurobike was so exciting that Dave couldn't wait to find a phone box before turning into Cycleman.

Noli porcum linguere

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posted by captain_slog [262 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 22:28

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Testing out a gilet - Dave's so concerned he might lose those razor-sharp bicep tan lines, he's gone the extra mile to squeeze a "technical" base layer (t-shirt) underneath.

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posted by PJ McNally [579 posts]
2nd September 2011 - 22:51

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Check out my new "Ero look".
Misspell, should be "Euro"

posted by yongkun [17 posts]
3rd September 2011 - 1:14

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"Dave, are you sure your gastric band is working"?

posted by onlyonediane [159 posts]
3rd September 2011 - 8:45

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"Ok, very funny guys....who's nicked my roll of wallpaper?"

posted by chrisdavis [4 posts]
3rd September 2011 - 9:01

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"Like a rash darling, I spread myself everywhere."

posted by Ciaran Patrick [117 posts]
3rd September 2011 - 10:03

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Well, you see, cycling and ballet, they... how should I say... there's not much telling them apart, really...

posted by cgipryan [67 posts]
3rd September 2011 - 10:05

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.. It was the Clenbuterol what did it, honest!!!

Me, Myself and I

posted by phax71 [298 posts]
3rd September 2011 - 11:33

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here's dave modelling the prize for the caption competition.

posted by duzza [43 posts]
4th September 2011 - 1:29

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I say! Ding-dong!!

cheers m'dears

2011 Rose Pro-SL 3000 Road
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1980 Orbea project

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posted by daviddb [120 posts]
4th September 2011 - 22:10

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The launch of Endura's unisex range for 2012, was proving to be a massive hit with the chaps from Road cc.

Tony Hantz

posted by Tony Hantz [4 posts]
5th September 2011 - 14:49

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"Finally, a green shirt that compliments my sprinting prowess" Wink

posted by tizzvak [5 posts]
5th September 2011 - 15:38

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Super hero, the Green Lantern comes out of retirement only to find he may have put on a few pounds.

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posted by Baglan Gladiator [2 posts]
7th September 2011 - 10:38

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dave prepared well for big night out in a German town by taking several viagra. On hindsight he shouldn't have had the redbull and strepsils so quickly after the blue tablets Surprise

posted by farmer giles [1 posts]
7th September 2011 - 15:09

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