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October 1, 2022 at 7:44 am #32276
David9694
A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don’t quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes.
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Hirsute
“Man with a lamp post outside
“Man with a lamp post outside his house rips out the front hedge to build a massive driveway, only to find he still has a lamp post outside his house.”

“How tall was the hedge if he only noticed the lamppost after removing it?”
David9694
Residents say they are
Residents say they are plagued by over-eager traffic warden
Parking tickets have been placed on cars as early as 5.30am say disgruntled neighbours … even on Bank Holiday Monday
So have some residents made themselves a rule that parking overnight is OK? A resident said they were aware “it might be legally okay, but it is not fair or morally correct”
A one way street, getting rid of green space, nurses and carers, it’s all in there.
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/residents-say-plagued-over-eager-8412847
Hirsute
Wankpanzer, small penis
Wankpanzer, small penis

What is wrong with these people? It can’t be hereditary.
giff77
It would appear that even
It would appear that even bridges have it in for drivers. I can just see the accident report. ~ “As I was approaching the bridge suddenly lowered itself to prevent me proceeding”.
Bath double-decker bus crashes into bridge https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65489111
HoldingOn
Horrendous story: Murderer
Horrendous story: Murderer steered car into crowd
but the part that baffles me:
McHugh admitted having almost no driving experience and had never had a driving lesson
He ordered the destruction of McHugh’s automatic Volvo, which he had acquired after trading in a manual Volkswagen Passat, eight days before the incident.Never had a lesson. Had owned at least two cars.
Steve K
Jogle wrote:
[quote=Jogle]What is the world coming to? You can’t even take your Land Rover on the slide without people complaining now! https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23498411.land-rover-smashes-childrens-play-park-malmesbury/%5B/quote%5D
Some people just can’t make their minds up. Complain about people buying cars designed for off-road capabilities and only driving them on the road; and then complain when they take them off road.
David9694
This story is so
This story is so unambiguously wretched and scuzzy
Dorset Police statement after Mosterton drink driver jailed
https://www.bridportnews.co.uk/news/23496418.dorset-police-statement-mosterton-drink-driver-jailed/
David9694
If you want something doing
If you want something doing (providing) then do (provide) it yourself…
Exeter business slams ‘soul-destroying’ loss of parking
The changes to parking in Sidwell Street were initially a temporary measure
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/exeter-business-slams-soul-destroying-8411274
David9694
Another hover parent. I can’t
Another hover parent. I can’t tell you how much I wanted my parents OUT of my life at that age.
Hirsute
This one seems funny at first
This one seems funny at first. I think the club will soon regret that they were ‘economical with the truth’
A frustrated father says he is considering legal action after his son who entered a competition to win a car only received a toy one.

Hirsute
Another candidate for ‘hang
Another candidate for ‘hang on lads, I’ve got a great idea’
Jogle
What is the world coming to?
What is the world coming to? You can’t even take your Land Rover on the slide without people complaining now!https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23498411.land-rover-smashes-childrens-play-park-malmesbury/

HoldingOn
In news from over the pond –
In news from over the pond – Officer glad he was wearing dark trousers: Virginia close call
stonojnr
More flipping cars from
More flipping cars from Ipswich https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/23493386.ipswich-car-overturned-another-smashed-town-crash/
David9694
Two people rescued after car
Two people rescued after car drives into river
They had to be rescued by fire crews
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/two-people-rescued-after-car-8400387
i believe “can’t park there, mate” is traditional on these occasions?

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