Well there’s plenty of you out there with fingers crossed I’m sure, hoping that today’s the day that your bike gets the cleaning setup you know it deserves. Tiffin’s been taken and we’ve fired up the random number generator at www.random.org. There can only be one winner, and this week the fickle finger of fate is pointing in the direction of…
narch!
Congrats to a fellow Sou’Wester, we’ll be boxing up all that cleansing goodness for the trip west to Taunton in the next few days. Commiserations to everyone that missed out, but it’s only a matter of time before there’s something else worth grabbing on road.cc. so stay tuned!
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The fun’s over: the snow has melted and we’re back to the usual winter fayre of murky, mucky dampness. It’s not much fun to ride in and your bike isn’t going to thank you either, coming back from every ride caked in unspeakable filth. But help is at hand in the form of this week’s schwag grab: Those nice chaps at Muc-Off have weighed in with a £250 prize fund consisting of every single conceivable thing that you could possibly need to clean your bike, pretty much. The only thing not included is elbow grease!
Have a gander at the list below and just imagine how clean your bike – and all your friends’ bikes – would be if you got your hands on this mountain of cleaning goodness…
Muc-Off 1 Litre Cycle Cleaner
Muc-Off 1 Litre Cycle Cleaner
Muc-Off 5 Litre Cycle Cleaner
Muc-Off / Bikespray Value Duo Pack
8-In-One Bike Cleaning Kit
Bike Spray 500ml
Muc-Off Silicone Shine 500ml – NEW
Muc-Off Disc Brake Cleaner 400ml
Muc-Off Disc Brake Cleaner 750ml
Muc-Off Degreaser 500ml
Muc-Off Dry PTFE Chain Lube 400ml
Muc-Off Dry PTFE Chain Lube 50ml – NEW
Muc-Off Chain Cleaner 400ml
Muc-Off Quick Drying Chain Cleaner 400ml
Muc-Off Chain Doc
Muc-Off Miracle Shine Polish 500ml
Muc-Off Premium Microfibre Polishing Cloth
Muc-Off 3 x Brush Set
Muc-Off 5 x Brush Set
Individual Muc-Off Brush – 2 Prong
Individual Muc-Off Claw Brush
Individual Muc-Off Detailing Brush
Individual Muc-Off Wheel & Component Brush
Individual Muc-Off Soft Washing Brush
Muc-Off Dry Lube 125ml
Muc-Off Wet Lube 125ml
Muc-Off Puncture Repair Kit
Muc-Off Helmet Foam Fresh 400ml – NEW
Muc-Off Dirty Work Wipes
Interested? of course you are. That’s over £250 of gear that’ll shift the grime off a whole stable of bikes for the foreseeable future. And all you have to do to be in the hat is post a comment below! Usual schwag grab rules apply and we’ll be firing up the fickle finger of fate on Monday (17 January), round about tiffin. Good luck everyone!
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570 thoughts on “Muc-Off schwag: we have a winner!”
Welcome back SCHWAAAAAAG!
Welcome back SCHWAAAAAAG!
First in, Yes 😀
Me please. I need a spring
Me please. I need a spring clean
Get in there please
Get in there please 😕
Yes please
Yes please
Stop mucking about I want
Stop mucking about I want 😀
me please!
me please!
I promise to keep my bikes
I promise to keep my bikes squeaky clean – honest.
How much would my current
How much would my current winter commuter love this prize!!!
No shower gel? there’s a
No shower gel? there’s a missed trick if ever I saw one!
nice…
nice…
could fill a bath up and
could fill a bath up and chuck my bike in with this lot
yes please – and the snow
yes please – and the snow hasn’t melted here!
Does this include shampoo for
Does this include shampoo for my bike’s hair?
Where there’s muck there’s
Where there’s muck there’s luck 😀
You can clean bikes?
You can clean bikes?
I would definitely love to
I would definitely love to get my hands on this. Especially with the amount of miserable weather it looks like my area will be getting.
just what i need
just what i need
My poor dandyhorses are all
My poor dandyhorses are all covered in salt, mud and other unspeakable horrors. please pick me.
My 18″ Wanga is definitely in
My 18″ Wanga is definitely in need of a good rub down and lubing! Gimmee 👿
How clever of you, how did
How clever of you, how did you know that I went out for a ride on Saturday and haven’t cleaned my bike yet?
What a lot of lovely flamingo
What a lot of lovely flamingo pink packages. Yes please…
yes please
yes please
Yes please
Yes please
Winning this lot gives me no
Winning this lot gives me no excuse to keep my bikes spotless!
I want to get muc-kky
I want to get muc-kky
I’m feeling lucky today
I’m feeling lucky today
Surely the amount of dirt on
Surely the amount of dirt on your bike reflects how serious you are a cyclist?
Refillable pump things – yes,
Refillable pump things – yes, please
I’m filthy
I’m filthy
My bike is even dirtier than
My bike is even dirtier than yo momma.
happy new schwag year !
happy new schwag year !
That’s gonna be quite a
That’s gonna be quite a delivery, does it all arrive on a pallat?
Either way, count me in! 😀
Wow! Cool. If only they’d
Wow! Cool. If only they’d throw in somebody to do the cleaning.
My bikes are all in a right
My bikes are all in a right state, so count me in!
Yes please!!!
Yes please!!!
Lovely pink cleaning kit
Lovely pink cleaning kit yes please
Yes please, I’m still a dirty
Yes please, I’m still a dirty dirty boy.
Filth!
Schwag me
Filth!
Schwag me
That’s enough stuff to clean
That’s enough stuff to clean a battleship, never mind a bike.
Shiny things make it all
Shiny things make it all better
I need this please!!!
I need this please!!!
My wife will love this. It’ll
My wife will love this. It’ll make it much easier for her when she’s cleaning my bikes.
I’d like to feel in the pink.
I’d like to feel in the pink. B-)
I’m a very dirty boy so count
I’m a very dirty boy so count me in
Can’t wait to use the helmet
Can’t wait to use the helmet foam fresh!!!!
definitely count me in. my
definitely count me in. my spare room carpet needs this.
My bike says YES PLEASE
My bike says YES PLEASE
You caught me off guard!!!
You caught me off guard!!! Me pls, come on, I never win. :”(
Enough to start a muc-off
Enough to start a muc-off emporium. Yes please.
Return of the Schwag. I’ve
Return of the Schwag. I’ve missed you!
The Schwag is back.
I’m in.
The Schwag is back.
I’m in.
Does it work on cats too?
Does it work on cats too?
Muc in.
Muc in.
i was just thinking i should
i was just thinking i should i should clean my bike when i was looking at it at lunchtime. won’t bother now in case i win this.
Definitely needed here. God
Definitely needed here. God knows where I’d stash it all tho!!
Definitely needed here. God
Definitely needed here. God knows where I’d stash it all tho!!
dirty is cool!
dirty is cool!
even my helmet needs a wash
even my helmet needs a wash
Ooh, yes please!! Just what
Ooh, yes please!! Just what my poor little bike needs. Every time I cycle to work and back at the moment it gets home again looking like the dirtiest thing in dirtland.
yes yes please – the mud
yes yes please – the mud build on my bike is crying out for this schwag 🙂
With this much cleaner you
With this much cleaner you could take your bike in the Bath with you. Why does that sound naughty ?? 😉
I’m in … luck be with me
I’m in … luck be with me
pleeease!!! I’m almost out
pleeease!!! I’m almost out and in massive debt!!!! pleeeeease!!!
Just what I need to remove
Just what I need to remove all the salt
This time is has to be me!!!
This time is has to be me!!! :”(
Muccing ell
Muccing ell
Bike has been needing a clean
Bike has been needing a clean for a while, now I can put it off til Monday.
i need this one more than
i need this one more than most
Come on guys please pick me,
Come on guys please pick me, I really, really need this schwag.
We’ll drink a drink a
We’ll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of our human race…
Or should that be the bicycle race?
Oooh. That’d be better than
Oooh. That’d be better than doing it with shampoo in the bath…
I want to clean up on this
I want to clean up on this one
Wow! Thats a lot of pink! Yes
Wow! Thats a lot of pink! Yes please 😛
Me please!
Me please!
OK I will come
OK I will come clean………….I Hope 🙂
Peas and carrots! With a
Peas and carrots! With a cherry on top!
(I need to get out of the Christmas food frame of mind…)
I would never be able to come
I would never be able to come up with an excuse not to if I owned this little lot !
just in time to sort my pile
just in time to sort my pile of filth bikes out …
Count me in, please.
I like a
Count me in, please.
I like a nice clean ride, me.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
You should see the state of
You should see the state of my bike. This would come in very handy!
Count me in! What a prize!
Count me in! What a prize! :O
Pink, pump action gadget.
X(
Pink, pump action gadget. Give it to me please!
could do with a good clean
could do with a good clean for the new year is that me or the bike maybe both
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Several lifetimes supply, by
Several lifetimes supply, by my bike cleaning standards.
Nice.
Please count me in.
Thanks.
Please count me in.
Thanks.
Perfect, I’ll never need an
Perfect, I’ll never need an excuse not to ride on wet and miserable days again.
Don’t they do shower gel as
Don’t they do shower gel as well? 😀
I suppose i wouldnt have an
I suppose i wouldnt have an excuse for not cleaning my bike anymore…………….
me please. I can’t ride at
me please. I can’t ride at the moment due to an injured knee :”( , but being able to clean my bikes would be a nice distraction!
trying to make me feel dirty
trying to make me feel dirty are you?
I am a mucky pup.
I am a mucky pup. 😀
Gimmee pinky bottles and
Gimmee pinky bottles and stuff. Dirty dirty………..
Please let 2011 be my year
Please let 2011 be my year
squeaky….
squeaky….
New Year’s Resolution: Wash
New Year’s Resolution: Wash my bike. Once.
Happy new year one and all…
£250 will just about do it
£250 will just about do it given the crud on my bike at the mo!
Count me in too please.
Count me in too please.
mmm… cleaning.
mmm… cleaning.
clean me please!
clean me please!
yes please
yes please
yes please, my bike might
yes please, my bike might love me again.
I want a clean bike! please
I want a clean bike! please B-)
Some badly needed stuff
Some badly needed stuff there….count me in. B-)
First time, first win?
First time, first win? 😉
if I win I will donate it to
if I win I will donate it to our charity ride prize list.
Good clean fun.
Good clean fun.
this is my entry
this is my entry
My bike’s minging at the mo,
My bike’s minging at the mo, send them my way………………………please 😀 😀
If only they made something
If only they made something to wash off mince pies & Christmas pud….
Until then I’ll have to cycle them off & wash the bike instead.
Muc-off! That’s my Schwag
Muc-off! That’s my Schwag
Too scared to take my new
Too scared to take my new bike out in case it gets dirty. ( also it’s too bloody cold ) :”(
I need cleaning products to
I need cleaning products to clean my bike.
Do you need to clean your
Do you need to clean your bike then!! 😉
Sunday’s ride: Sharing
Sunday’s ride: Sharing country lanes with horses and 4x4s that splash the muck all over you doesn’t make for a very clean bike! Or rider. And what’s on my shoes I haven’t dared look too closely at!
Yes, please…
Yes, please…
Oooohh. And it is pink too!
Oooohh. And it is pink too!
yes please
yes please
Beezer, I’m in
Beezer, I’m in
clean bike = clean soul
clean bike = clean soul
kewl
kewl B-)
Perfect, yes please
Perfect, yes please
a clean sweep me thinks..
a clean sweep me thinks.. B-)
It would save putting my
It would save putting my chainset in the dishwasher 😀
where there’s muck there’s
where there’s muck there’s grime and mud and salt and filth and dirt …. and I do need something to help my and my greasy elbow clean it all off …. so lob my name in your peaked cap
pls pls pls
pls pls pls
Yes please.
Yes please.
Yes please!
Yes please!
Count me in.
Count me in.
I’m filthy – count me in.
I’m filthy – count me in.
Now, that would help a great
Now, that would help a great deal.
For my cycle mechanic.
For my cycle mechanic. Pleeeeeeze 😀
Yes please, then i can wash
Yes please, then i can wash the kids down at the same time as my steeds 😀
Yes please… my fleet needs
Yes please… my fleet needs some care and attention 🙁
We will wash it, we will
We will wash it, we will splosh it, we will clean it quick quick quick…
ja ja please
ja ja please
Lube me up please….happy
:* Lube me up please….happy new year
I’m in!
I’m in!
Would my winter hack would
Would my winter hack would love this.
Hell yes. Hit me!
Hell yes. Hit me!
Yes please.
Yes please.
Och aye the noo!
Och aye the noo!
could do with this after the
could do with this after the Puffer this weekend……
My bikes are DIRTY
My bikes are DIRTY 👿
Elbow grease hardly required
Elbow grease hardly required with that lot. Count me in please
Yhh, why not?
Yhh, why not?
Defo in with the Schwag! Muc
Defo in with the Schwag! Muc off rules
I’m in. Give me the goodies.
I’m in. Give me the goodies.
My bike is dirty. So very
My bike is dirty. So very dirty.
Help?
Me me me …. Pretty please
Me me me …. Pretty please
Muc On / Muc Off
Muc On / Muc Off
Only pink bike-related thing
Only pink bike-related thing I’d ever want, and in quantity too.
I wish my wife was as dirty
I wish my wife was as dirty as my bike at the moment.
Please, please let me win.
Please, please let me win.
cheers, needed badly!
cheers, needed badly!
Yes please
Yes please
my bike needs a good clean!
my bike needs a good clean! yes please! pinky please…
Dear Road.cc
I am mucky bike
Dear Road.cc
I am mucky bike and I need some tlc and stuff. Please send my owner some cleaning products to make me all cleand and that.
Much love
A Dirty Defy
pleaseeee!!!! the bikes are
pleaseeee!!!! the bikes are looking filthy at the moment.
Wipe me down, lube me up
Wipe me down, lube me up 😛
Hit me
Hit me
CLEEEEEEAAAAANNNN!
CLEEEEEEAAAAANNNN!
please, surely it is my turn
please, surely it is my turn to win?
Happy new year
Happy new year 🙂
Cleanliness is next to
Cleanliness is next to godliness 🙂
Keep it clean!
Keep it clean!
New Year Resolution – Clean
New Year Resolution – Clean Bike!
Cheers!!!
yes please … I’m terrible
yes please … I’m terrible at keeping my bike clean!!
yes please
yes please
Make me shine!
Make me shine!
just muc-off
just muc-off
Clean me up!
Clean me up! 🙂
Squeaky clean, hopefully not,
Squeaky clean, hopefully not, smooth & clean yes please.
Take pity on a man who keeps
Take pity on a man who keeps his bikes in a room with biege carpets !
Just the muc-ing job!
Just the muc-ing job!
Would hate this one to clean
Would hate this one to clean get away
Yes please!!!
Yes please!!! 🙂
And I’ll never let it get
And I’ll never let it get that dirty again – promise
Yes please!
Yes please!
My time has come……I can
My time has come……I can feel it in my water!
im in!
im in!
Me please!
Me please!
My bike would love you for
My bike would love you for this!
I’ve been a mucky puppy
I’ve been a mucky puppy
Gizzit or muck off.
Gizzit or muck off.
Well its Rogers birthday next
Well its Rogers birthday next week and as he loves cleaning our bikes this would be a superb pressie. 😀
Count me in.
Count me in.
Gimme some schwagg you fag.
Gimme some schwagg you fag.
New Year schwagg I am in
New Year schwagg I am in
Can I use it on the wife?
Can I use it on the wife? 👿
A clean bike is a shiny bike?
A clean bike is a shiny bike? 😕
I need this. I am a
I need this. I am a compulsive cleaner.
Yes please
Yes please
T’would be good to keep it
T’would be good to keep it clean.
Mucking hell, clean me!
Mucking hell, clean me! 👿
Ideal, my MTB is FILTHY !!!!!
Ideal, my MTB is FILTHY !!!!!
I’m a dirty beast…pick me!
I’m a dirty beast…pick me! Tar very much!
so you reckon this will clean
so you reckon this will clean my bike!!! the proof is in the use. tempt me guys to make my bike spick and span
I am a filthy pedaller and I
I am a filthy pedaller and I NEEED this stuff!
New year, new schwag, love
New year, new schwag, love it.
Yes please!
Yes please!
Pick me please, I’m filthy..
Pick me please, I’m filthy..
My bike IS actually quite
My bike IS actually quite muddy, now that you mention it. 😕
Pick me please!
Pick me please!
Yey 2011 schwag!
Yey 2011 schwag!
I’m a very, very dirty boy.
I’m a very, very dirty boy. Schwag me baby!
ohh Muck Off! that would be
ohh Muck Off! that would be great, my bike needs you…. ;;) we’re washing every trip….
yes please
yes please
yes please,
yes please,
who ever wins it will be a
who ever wins it will be a clean sweep!!!
clean
clean me………………………..
Ready for a spring clean over
Ready for a spring clean over here please!
please man
please man
Schwag
Schwag
Hopefully I will clean
Hopefully I will clean up……
Fingers crossed …..
Fingers crossed ….. 😉
I’ll have to buy some more
I’ll have to buy some more bikes if I win all that lot!
Clean and shiny bikes. Oh
Clean and shiny bikes. Oh yeah!
I am dirty
I am dirty 👿
yes please..
yes please.. 🙂
?Dirrrty
?Dirrrty
Nom, looks tasty…
Nom, looks tasty… :&
Nice prize count me in
Nice prize count me in
Make me look like a fair
Make me look like a fair weather biker
USE PINK, LOSE BROWN.
USE PINK, LOSE BROWN. 😉
You would not believe how
You would not believe how filthy my bike is at the moment, sling it my way please.
In!
In!
My bikes are filthy, give it
My bikes are filthy, give it ‘ere!
pinky goodness
pinky goodness
This would be just lovely.
This would be just lovely.
My bike is so muckky – yes
My bike is so muckky – yes please
I now have 5 bikes so this
I now have 5 bikes so this could make my weekend of cleaning much more bearable! 🙂
Yippie
Yippie
Yep, I’m in
Yep, I’m in
Suits me sir!
Suits me sir!
I’ll be sure to share with
I’ll be sure to share with my mates.
Mmm, dirty Schwag
Mmm, dirty Schwag 😉
yes please
yes please
Nice, I’m in!
Nice, I’m in!
YES please – I’ll even
YES please – I’ll even promise to clean my boyfriedn’s bike too – or at least let him use some of it….
Not even this can get me
Not even this can get me clean.
£250 thats a lot of filthy
£250 thats a lot of filthy lucre.
clean cut rules again
clean cut rules again
Make me clean please
Make me clean please 🙂
Where’s there muc there’s my
Where’s there muc there’s my prize!
My other half is gettin upset
My other half is gettin upset because I keep pinching the washing up liquid and sponges, please make us both happy 😀
Mandy
sweet!
sweet!
Now here’s something my bike
Now here’s something my bike would definitely be grateful for!!
in best mockney, walford
in best mockney, walford accent….
You’re dirty, you are….
Muc off.. You Schwaaaag.
A pocket ‘soap’ to go with all the cleaning stuff!!!
My new years resolution is to
My new years resolution is to keep my bikes clean so yes please 🙂
Yes please I’m. Dirty boy
Yes please I’m. Dirty boy
Will be spending more time
😉 Will be spending more time cleaning than riding!
Don’t need the disk stuff!
Don’t need the disk stuff!
Yes please
Yes please
My bike and I thank you
My bike and I thank you
dirty…..oh yeah
dirty…..oh yeah
Get in!!
Get in!!
Have storage space, I hope!
Have storage space, I hope!
I am usually hanging on at
I am usually hanging on at the back so get covered in the stuff. please help
after two months out of the
after two months out of the saddle following an embarassing, costly and painful crash, I plan to start piling on the miles again – and collecting plenty of road crud on the way; this little lot would give me no excuses not to keep my velocipede gleaming and fit for anything, whatever the weather!
so dirrrtty
so dirrrtty
clean clean clean
clean clean clean 😉 😉
Thinking of organising a
Thinking of organising a lunch time bike wash at work, 30+ cyclists so this would come in very handy. Fingers crossed.
Oh i need this! For one, the
Oh i need this! For one, the 17th is my birthday so it’s an awesome gift! Second, I’ll need it after racing Battenkill!
Bling bling all the way!
Bling bling all the way!
hello schwag!
hello schwag!
My back end’s cover’ed in MUC
My back end’s cover’ed in MUC
Please. My bike would feel
Please. My bike would feel loved.
dirty clean
dirty 🙁 clean 😀
just in time
just in time
My ride is very mucky
My ride is very mucky :O
I’ll muck in.
I’ll muck in.
oui I would love to clean
oui I would love to clean
I could use cleaner for my
I could use cleaner for my bikes,we have had a bad winter in the South. 😉
this lot should keep my new
😉 this lot should keep my new bike spotless for ages!
That’s a lot of cleaning
That’s a lot of cleaning products, but then there’s a lock of muck about. Yes please!
Yes please. Got some cleaning
Yes please. Got some cleaning to do!
Yes please!!
Yes please!!
Aye, that’ll do!
Aye, that’ll do!
Count Me in!
Count Me in!
yes please my bike needs it
yes please my bike needs it
Yes please
Yes please
yes please
yes please
All Hail the Schwag, I’ll get
All Hail the Schwag, I’ll get my shades out for the cleanest bike to hit the roads!! :O
Yes please – help me clean up
Yes please – help me clean up
Go on, then: shine me up!
Go on, then: shine me up!
I hope i win this time, my
I hope i win this time, my bikes are currently a disgrace and the comp ends on my birthday, so it’d be a nice treat 😀
Yes please!!!!!!
Yes please!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
Yes, oh yes, OH YES!
Yes, oh yes, OH YES!
I could clean all the bikes
I could clean all the bikes in our house, in fact all of them on my road!!!
Oh yes please!
Oh yes please! 😀
Muck
Muck
Where am I going to put all
Where am I going to put all this stuff. Never mind I’m in.
1st schwag entry of the year,
1st schwag entry of the year, I’m sure it won’t be my last.
Yes please!
Yes please!
Mmm, yes please.
My
Mmm, yes please.
My collection are all a bit filthy.
Cheers
Tim
Muc off, its all mine!!!
Muc off, its all mine!!! 😉
My poor bike would love me
My poor bike would love me for this…. Yes please.
I’m very dirty
I’m very dirty
My bike’s filthy, so in
My bike’s filthy, so in desperate need!!!!!
Yes please, my bike
Yes please, my bike definitely needs me to win this.
Like to clean up in this
Like to clean up in this comp….
I’m filthy and I like it.
I’m filthy and I like it.
Muckdelisious!
Muckdelisious!
in please
in please
Pretty Please !
Pretty Please !
Yes please
Yes please
the snow is still here …
the snow is still here … but the fun is not … and my bike is DIRTY !
Happy New Schwag folks!
My
Happy New Schwag folks!
My commuter steed is looking well grungy what with all this weather we are having. Muc Off mucho needed here please.
that’ll do nicely thankyou –
that’ll do nicely thankyou – frozen dirt is like cement
Those who don’t muck, why
Those who don’t muck, why don’t you muc off.
👿
yes please
yes please
Could do with some of this
Could do with some of this for my increasingly grubby/salt encrusted commuter bike!
Would be a great help in
Would be a great help in removing some of the London grime currently being accumulated
bike needs cleaning….
bike needs cleaning…. 😀
Happy New Schwagggg!!!!!
Oh
Happy New Schwagggg!!!!!
Oh if only!
we have had no water over
we have had no water over Xmas so bikes are in a bad way!!
pretty please
Me please.
Me please.
I’ve been a dirty boy
I’ve been a dirty boy 👿
I love the new year swag
I
I love the new year swag
I want it
Yah, yah, that would be grand
Yah, yah, that would be grand :O
clean up please
clean up please
I love it when you talk
I love it when you talk dirty.
But you gotta have a clean bike 😉
The muck needs to come off
The muck needs to come off with these goodies B-)
I could even clean the car
I could even clean the car with that sort of schwag!!
Filth and grime…it’s mine!
Filth and grime…it’s mine!
I love it when you talk
I love it when you talk dirty.
yep in too. But I should
yep in too. But I should have won this last week before I bought some online….tsk thanks anyway
Should be just enough to get
Should be just enough to get the main dirt off, it’s a mucky time.
Cleanse me, I’m dirty!
Cleanse me, I’m dirty!
Innit…
Innit…
I have always rated muc-off
I have always rated muc-off stuff for all of my bikes, whether motored or pedal!
Please make me a winner!
Hell yes.
Hell yes.
Yes please!
Yes please!
My bike says yes please
My bike says yes please
Perfect timing – I’m doing my
Perfect timing – I’m doing my first CX sportive of 2011 this weekend, so fully expecting to have a filthy machine to contemplate. This little mountain of goodies would be just the ticket, please ?http://road.cc/sites/all/modules/smileys/packs/Yahoo!/thinking.gif
Mucky.
Mucky.
I like Schwag, mmm schwag
I like Schwag, mmm schwag
Yes please!! All I need then
Yes please!! All I need then is a decent bike to keep clean!!!!
Just the job, my bike is
Just the job, my bike is manky!
Yes please
Yes please
I wish my wife was as dirty
I wish my wife was as dirty as my bike 👿
I like it dirty.
I like it dirty.
dortyness – fear it!
dortyness – fear it!
I need it, so unclean!
I need it, so unclean!
Ok i promise to clean my
Ok i promise to clean my bikes if you pick me 😉
You can spend even MORE time
You can spend even MORE time cleaning a bike? I’ll have some of that! 🙂
PLease pick me – theres so
PLease pick me – theres so much salt on my bike its started to shrivel.
might just be enough to clean
might just be enough to clean all 5 bikes in my house
does it wipe off sin?
does it wipe off sin?
Me please
Me please
Muc off…. Bike on!
Muc off…. Bike on!
There’s a new roof on the
There’s a new roof on the garage so the schwag will be safe with me… 👿
I’m such a mucky pup!
I’m such a mucky pup!
Coming (to work) clean would
Coming (to work) clean would be good!
Me please, I’m filthy!
Me please, I’m filthy!
Yes please!
Yes please!
Yes please – I’ll put off
Yes please – I’ll put off cleaning my bike until after Monday 😀
Me please…
Me please…
Schwag this way please i’m
Schwag this way please i’m proper filthy at the mo! 😀
I’m in that woukd start the
I’m in that woukd start the year off perfectly
Don’t tell my bikes I
Don’t tell my bikes I entered, I don’t want to get their hopes up. Treat ’em mean, keep ’em keen!
there goes my dirty
there goes my dirty weekend….
Gazzetta DS is very clear
Gazzetta DS is very clear that we must keep out bikes spotless. This schwag would be a BIG help!
If I win this, I’ll share it
If I win this, I’ll share it with my cycling colleagues – and there are loads of them here where I work!
me please
me please
Schwag me up please!
Schwag me up please!
Yes please!
Yes please!
Dirty Boy
Dirty Boy 😀
Yes please
Yes please
Yes Please
Yes Please
I’d love some of this!
😀
I’d love some of this!
Wow! I could start up my own
Wow! I could start up my own cleaning company with that lot.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
I’m gonna clean up with this
I’m gonna clean up with this one.
I’m hoping to clean up in
I’m hoping to clean up in this comp
Mine?
Mine?
I’m in – yes please or I’ll
I’m in – yes please or I’ll :”(
You mucky pups.
You mucky pups.
ooh yes please, god knows I
ooh yes please, god knows I need a clean bike right now ….
Like the sound of the claw
Like the sound of the claw brush! 😀
Happy New Year to all you
😀 Happy New Year to all you Schwaggers 😀
My wife does what amounts to
😀 My wife does what amounts to a 10 mile XC circuit everyday to work! This would be just great for the Saturday morning bike ‘rub’ down.
Keeping it cleeeeean…..
Keeping it cleeeeean…..
All i need now is water
All i need now is water
dirty
dirty
My missus would be SO pleased
My missus would be SO pleased if I won this for her to clean my bike with!! 😉
Wow
Wow
Muc me off too please.
Muc me off too please.
Please point the fickle
Please point the fickle finger at me! 😀
No I’ve got a WORKSTAND,
No I’ve got a WORKSTAND, there is no excuse for failing to clean the metallic steeds of our house ! With this little lot they’ll look like new forever more. 😀
hooray!- just used the last
hooray!- just used the last of my stock and am much too lazy to clean with fairy liquid and elbow grease.
yes please!
yes please!
Covered all over from head to
Covered all over from head to toe coverd all over in Muck Off and its gone No Messing.
Yeow I’d love some muc- off
Yeow 🙂 I’d love some muc- off for my nex planet x nanolight 🙂
yes please
yes please 😀
Yes please I will give this
<:P 🙂 Yes please I will give this good use. Super prize for whoever wins
Can I have my own bike
Can I have my own bike cleaning slave too?
It’d help me with my cleaning
It’d help me with my cleaning problem.
Yes, please
Yes, please
God you don’t know how much
God you don’t know how much my poor brompton needs this! 🙂
<3 i love it
<3 i love it
Yes please!
Yes please!
Just spent hours cleaning my
Just spent hours cleaning my bike – needed this then!
Yes please, I’ll go and get
Yes please, I’ll go and get my rubber gloves 😐
I’ve been a very dirty boy!
I’ve been a very dirty boy! 😉
Clean me!
Clean me!
all my bikes are filthy I
all my bikes are filthy I need cleaning goods!!
I promise to clean both my
I promise to clean both my bike and my girlfriend’s bike if I win
Filthy bike and mind…at
Filthy bike and mind…at least the bike would be clean!
New Year, new Schwag. I’m
New Year, new Schwag. I’m hoping my luck will be better this year, Yes Please!
ooh, me please – my bike’s
ooh, me please – my bike’s filthy!
cheers ta thanks
cheers ta thanks
Pretty please – pick me!!
Pretty please – pick me!!
yes please
yes please
gimmee, gimmee, gimmee
gimmee, gimmee, gimmee
I’d like to keep my new bike
I’d like to keep my new bike looking new please.
ta
Yes please, although my bike
Yes please, although my bike was stolen recently so i’ll need to get a new bike too, i’ve got my eye on a cracking mountain bike on ebay.
Yes please, fingers crossed
Yes please, fingers crossed and all that….
I feel so dirty
I feel so dirty 👿
Dirty Filthy Things… I need
Dirty Filthy Things… I need to get the Muc-Off!
This must be the lowest
This must be the lowest common denominator schwag ever… everyone needs cleaning stuff 🙂
schwag and the dirt is gone
schwag and the dirt is gone
schwagalistic greatness
schwagalistic greatness
yes please, send that pink
yes please, send that pink magic this way.
Please put me in the dirty
Please put me in the dirty hat
Very Much Neeeded This Time
Very Much Neeeded This Time Of Year, I Want It!!!
Yes please!
Yes please!
maybe 2011 will be my lucky
maybe 2011 will be my lucky year!
I’m in.
I’m in.
please and thank you
please and thank you
Uhh.. This would be just the
Uhh.. This would be just the ticket to make me FINALLY clean the fleet!
Suit me nicely!
Suit me nicely!
over on RCUK they only have 6
over on RCUK they only have 6 bottles to give away, seems like you’ve hit jackpot here!
great timing – supplies
great timing – supplies seriously depleted 🙁 need to keep her nice and shiney 🙂
Schwag is next to Godliness
Schwag is next to Godliness
Count me in my bikes real
Count me in my bikes real muc-e 👿
just what i need count me in
just what i need count me in
bout time I won something!!!
bout time I won something!!!
Yea – thanks
Yea – thanks
i need it cause my bike is…
i need it cause my bike is… errm… dirty…
I’ve just looked at the state
I’ve just looked at the state of my bike and it really needs this stuff
Oh yes, I want this!
Count me
Oh yes, I want this!
Count me in 🙂
My bike is very dirty … it
My bike is very dirty … it squeaks.
One man’s dirt is another
One man’s dirt is another man’s treasure.
Nothing much to say except…
Nothing much to say except… yes please.
Hey I want it all as my bike
Hey I want it all as my bike needs a damn good clean. :B
yess please…
yess please…
Does it make sense to use
Does it make sense to use £250 worth of cleaning stuff to clean a bike worth £180……
My bikes rotten, just what I
My bikes rotten, just what I need
Defo in!
Defo in!
Desperately needed
Desperately needed
Yes please, my bikes could do
Yes please, my bikes could do with anything to help me get the muck and salt off.
Pure filth.
Pure filth.
yes please
yes please
Fingers crossed
Fingers crossed
Yes please.
Yes please.
Muc-off – I’m in.
Muc-off – I’m in.
Is it wrong that my bikes
Is it wrong that my bikes cleaner then I am?
Schwag Me Please!
Schwag Me Please!
Turbo and bike covered in
Turbo and bike covered in builders dust. I need this stuff.
mmmmuc-off the lot of you – I
mmmmuc-off the lot of you – I want it
‘twould be nice
👿 ‘twould be nice
Count me in please
Count me in please
The daily commute is taking
The daily commute is taking it’s toll. My bike would be your friend for ever.
Cleanliness is next to
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Actually, cleanliness is next to impossible ha ha ha
Good for keeping me clean,
Good for keeping me clean, too?
I just need to use it mote!
I just need to use it mote!
For mucks sake. I need these
For mucks sake. I need these items badly.
Oooh oooh I want in!
Oooh oooh I want in!
Clean me up!
Clean me up!
Yes please,count me in…
Yes please,count me in… B-)
My bike ist the dirtiest. I
My bike ist the dirtiest. I need to win.
please help keeping my bikes
please help keeping my bikes clean
Oh you dirty, dirty bike
Xx
Oh you dirty, dirty bike
Xx
Yep!
Yep!
I’ll supply the elbow grease
I’ll supply the elbow grease if you let me have the goodies.
Grrrr… Mr Muscle
Grrrr… Mr Muscle
SCHWAGTASTIC!
SCHWAGTASTIC! 🙂
Please make my bike shine!
Please make my bike shine!
Awesome – do want clean bike
Awesome – do want clean bike
If I win this, I will even
If I win this, I will even use it on my person in the shower!
Mucky pup
Mucky pup
‘£250 of Muc-Off cleaning
‘£250 of Muc-Off cleaning goodies!’
Blimey a lifetimes supply 😉
I’m the best so Muc-off the
I’m the best so Muc-off the rest! Yes please.
This is perfect timing – my
This is perfect timing – my toothbrush is very sad.. he’s tired of scrubbing my sprockets and prefers to stay in the bathroom. Please make my toothbrush happy.. thanks Road.cc! 😀
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Foamy loveliness
Foamy loveliness
oooh please let me win….my
oooh please let me win….my bike is in need of a good clean. 😀
If I don’t win this, my bike
If I don’t win this, my bike will make its own way to the bath
I suppose if I win this lot
I suppose if I win this lot 😀 (unlikely of course) I’ll have no excuse not to actually clean my bikes….. 🙁
giz it aye? my undercarriage
giz it aye? my undercarriage is a disgrace
Muck off for me pls.
Muck off for me pls.
Yay, Schwag!
Yay, Schwag!
oh aye, count me in. nth time
oh aye, count me in. nth time lucky
yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes please!!!!!!!!!!!! 😐
LOOKS MUCIN’ GREAT!
LOOKS MUCIN’ GREAT!
Its nearing the 20th or
Its nearing the 20th or something of January – most depressing day in the year – so go on cheer us up http://road.cc/sites/all/modules/smileys/packs/Yahoo!/sick.gif
I just need someone to apply
I just need someone to apply the stuff.
please include me in the draw
please include me in the draw – Ta!
What? just add this post,
:O What? just add this post, and, erm, like, I could win free stuff from Muc Off, Cool 😀
(found this site via Spokeshirts, t-shirts with designs I like 😀 )
Might make me go out in the
Might make me go out in the winter??????
Clean me!!!
Clean me!!!
yea baby!
yea baby!
I’m in!
I’m in!
My bike is filthy, real
My bike is filthy, real filthy!
Yes Please
Yes Please 🙂
yes please!
yes please!
i don’t know why i want to
i don’t know why i want to win it just means more cleaning, of not only my bikes but the misses as well. :”( :O
this lot should help the
this lot should help the girlfriend out!
Forget the rest… giving it
Forget the rest… giving it to me is best 😉
That’s an awful lot Muc off
That’s an awful lot Muc off 😀
Nice Schwag! Me please
Nice Schwag! Me please 🙂
please
please
Count me in!
Count me in!
My bike ? DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY
My bike ? DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sign me up.
Sign me up.
schwag!
schwag!
yes please
yes please
The snow hasn’t melted in
The snow hasn’t melted in Norway yet, but I still need to clean my bike so please put me on your list
Choose me please
Choose me please
pretty please me? I had to
pretty please me? I had to bring itto the car wash the other day because it was THAT filthy!
Yes please!!
Yes please!!
My bike is nearly as dirty as
My bike is nearly as dirty as my mind.
I need help…
😀
My bikes would be very
My bikes would be very grateful for this schwagfest!
I wanna clean bicycle!!!
I wanna clean bicycle!!!
Put a piece of paper with my
Put a piece of paper with my name on it into the hat!!!
Burn-e is a bit of a dirty
Burn-e is a bit of a dirty girl at the mo and could really use this. 😀
CLEAN ME!!!
CLEAN ME!!!
Could everybody please
Could everybody please muc-off, I would like this one!
That would do very nicely
That would do very nicely
me please!
me please!
Yes please!
Yes please!
yep pls!
yep pls!
ohh, ohh, ohh, shinny, well
ohh, ohh, ohh, shinny, well at least the bike would be if I win.
I’d have to clean the garage
I’d have to clean the garage just to fit it all in…
Hi, Me too we have 6 bikes in
Hi, Me too we have 6 bikes in our household, are we a good cause??
That lot should keep me going
That lot should keep me going for a while
Hope I’m not too late??
Hope I’m not too late??
Send me gifts
Send me gifts
My bikes are filthy.
My bikes are filthy.
A wonderfully romantic
A wonderfully romantic Valentine’s present for my boyfriend.
Me too! Mine are all very
Me too! Mine are all very dirty!
After the recent rust and
After the recent rust and chain snapping, I will need this to keep my bike in top notch condition. Thank you. 😉
Yes please… even after just
Yes please… even after just a week back on the bike, commuting, it’s damned grubby!
You know how it is…my life
B-) You know how it is…my life consists of entering comps and never ever winning a jot. So this time, I’m applying telepathy to tell the computer to PICK ME!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmthinkthinkthinkthinkmmmmmmmmmm – there that should do it! 😀
Soap on a rope!
Yes please
Soap on a rope!
Yes please
Clean bike? Sorry don’t
Clean bike? Sorry don’t understand that concept! Will it hurt?
count me in!
count me in!
the winter weather has taken
the winter weather has taken its toll and my bikes really do need a thorough clean now
My Bike is Awffy dirty, it’s
My Bike is Awffy dirty, it’s just rode through an Embra winter.
you’re talking durrty again.
you’re talking durrty again.
Long time reader, firt time
Long time reader, firt time poster!
looking forward to more Schwag!!
Count me in!
Count me in!
I need this to clean off all
I need this to clean off all the winter muck! I’m embarrassed to be seen with my bike at the moment.
I shall be winning this,
I shall be winning this, thank you.
Looks fancy! Definitely
Looks fancy! Definitely needed after Strathpuffer!
That lot will keep the bike
That lot will keep the bike clean for a while. B-)
Where will I keep all this
Where will I keep all this schwag? Have to move the bike outside which means I need to clean it more…and I’m probably too late anyway…
So let´s leave this snowy and
So let´s leave this snowy and muddy winter behind. Getting the Mud off our bikes with MUC-OFF to be shiny and fast… Not to forget the quote of Steve Peat: “MUC-OFF can change your life too” B-)
Not to late am I?
Not to late am I?
That should keep me out of
That should keep me out of cleaning the rest of the house few weekends! :B
Yes please; especially after
Yes please; especially after the state my bike came back in after my ride yesterday!
just in time to bring the
just in time to bring the Schwag back – I’m very Muc-ky
Oops, no excuse now! I hereby
Oops, no excuse now! I hereby promise to do all my fellow competitors justice by polishing furiously latebinto the night! 😉
Oooh shiny stuff yes please
Oooh shiny stuff yes please
I’m so dirty, make me clean
I’m so dirty, make me clean again
I’m Dirty !
I’m Dirty ! 😉
come clean
come clean