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INCOMING! Cycle Assist offer cycle safety advice… it starts with ‘h’; Cav on Tour of California stage – “like sitting on the indoor trainer for 7 hours”; Giro – no broken bones for Dumoulin, Wiggins sticks oar in on Viviani; Bike it like Beckham & more
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Moreno Moser announces retirement aged just 28
Moser won the Strade Bianche in 2013, and has announced his retirement after being unable to reignite his career on the pro continental circuit with Nippo–Vini Fantini–Faizanè. He says (according to our translation): “For years, I have been finding myself after months and months of training. I held on, tried again for years, every year with the confidence that it would be a good year. Then came Pelosi’s call to Nippo-Vini Fantini, where I found an incredible family and stimuli that gave me the certainty that it would be the year of change. But I found myself still there, not on the ground, but under the ground.
“In this moment of my life I can no longer remain in cycling as in a comfort zone, dragging myself around the races scraping a barrel that maybe has been empty for a while. I will look for new experiences, new stimuli and the feeling of being alive again. Cycling is a magnificent, clean sport that has given me so much, maybe everything.”
Beckham switches to more sustainable mode of transport
— Hackney Cyclist (@Hackneycyclist) May 13, 2019
After getting a driving ban last week nice to see David Beckham out cycling with his family on instagram. The proposed Holland Park cycle route will pass the bottom of their street, I hope they support it! pic.twitter.com/a68UBBRArQ
— Hackney Cyclist (@Hackneycyclist) May 13, 2019
Perhaps a tad ironic considering he got his six month ban for using a mobile phone while driving in Central London, but Becks doesn’t appear too down about not being able to use his motor after sharing clips on Instagram Stories of himself and his four children out for a bike ride in Holland Park.
It was reported earlier this month that Beckham was spotted in Great Portland Street driving his Bentley with a mobile phone in hand, by a passer-by who originally wanted to take a photo but ended up shopping him to the police. Beckham also received a £750 fine, and has apparently been spotted hitching lifts of his son Brooklyn since the ban started.
Giro d'Italia stage 4 - monster 235km stage underway
Stage 4 of #Giro d’Italia 2019 is underway | La Tappa 4 del #Giro d’Italia 2019 è partita
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Suivez le direct: https://t.co/cXGnMn7x4Z pic.twitter.com/qpCdZPQDZd— Giro d’Italia (@giroditalia) May 14, 2019
There are plenty of ups and downs on today’s stage with an uphill finish and 2,800m of climbing in total, which may mean some of the sprinters may find it dofficult to stay on; one for the all-rounders/classics specialists.
"Everyone looks at me, it's nice for me", says Sho Hatsuyama after a heroic one man break that lasted over three hours
Here’s what breakaway hero Sho Hatsuyama had to say about his day at the sharp end of Stage 3 of the Giro d’Italia. Time in the break = time on TV. @NIPPO_Fantini #Giro pic.twitter.com/qPPbsWVNqG
— Velon CC (@VelonCC) May 13, 2019
This doesn’t translate too well when written out, and we’re sure what Hatsuyama means is that his time at the front of stage 3 of the Giro yesterday was great for getting his team and sponsors exposure. Chapeau that man!
"Like sitting on the indoor trainer for 7 hours" - Cavendish survives brutal Tour of California stage as he continues on comeback trail
Well glad that day’s out the way! Always the stage I dread most in the cycling season. Racing up to Lake Tahoe in @AmgenTOC was like sitting on the indoor trainer for 7hrs. Half of it with just @EiselBernhard for company. Like a re-run of our day in 2016.
— Mark Cavendish (@MarkCavendish) May 14, 2019
Cavendish refuses to be beat as he continues on his quest to return to form following a long illness with the Epstein-Barr virus, and yesterday he managed to finish inside the cut-off on the brutally hot and hilly 215km stage to Lake Tahoe. He ended up finishing 36 minutes down on the winner Kasper Asgreen of Deceuninck-QuickStep.
Molano suspended for 'seemingly unusual physiological results'


UAE Team Emirates have suspended their own rider, 24-year-old Juan Sebastian Molano after the Colombian returned ‘seemingly unusual physiological results’.
He was Fernando Gaviria’s lead-out rider in yesterday’s Giro d’Italia Stage 3 which his fellow countryman won after Italian National Champion Elia Viviani was relegated for irregular sprinting. UAE Team Emirates said in a press release:
“After tests performed under the Team’s strict and sophisticated internal monitoring system, UAE Team Emirates announces that some seemingly unusual physiological results have come back for the rider Juan Sebastian Molano. Following Team policy concerning the protection of our athletes’ health, the Colombian will be suspended to undergo further testing in the following weeks, in collaboration with the UCI, as we try to determine the cause of these unusual results. In order to protect the right to privacy, no further information regarding the matter will be released until results from the necessary tests come back.”
Seatpost sores > saddle sores
The early reviews of the new Selle Italia model are quite pointed #Giro102 pic.twitter.com/998bJrBtTk
— Felix Lowe (@saddleblaze) May 14, 2019
We don’t know what on earth happened to Matteo Montaguti to cause his saddle to become detached, but hopefully he managed to keep his rear off the post before getting a replacement perch.
Wiggins sticks his oar in, saying Viviani DQ "a bit harsh"
Not his rowing oar this time, rather Sir Wiggo gave his tuppence worth on Viviani’s relegation at yesterday’s Giro stage in an Instagram video, saying he thought the decision was harsh: “The move was erratic and stopped the other fella from pedalling, but I don’t think the other fella was ever going to get round him.
“A lot of those finishes in the Giro, the way they’re barriered (sic) and stuff, it’s never a straight line, it’s never a simple case of like a 100m race on an athletics track where everyone’s got their lane. This is at the end of 200-odd kilometres.”
No broken bones for Dumoulin after Giro crash
Tom Dumoulin may have lost around 4 minutes today to Giro d’Italia race leader Primoz Roglic after being involved in a big crash late on, but luckily the 2017 champion, who was shpeherded to the finish by his team-mates and looked in a very bad way, hasn’t broken any bones according to Team Sunweb.
Pro cyclists. Hard as nails.
Good news as x-ray reveals no fractures for @tom_dumoulin. More updates to follow. pic.twitter.com/etpPn3oS6J
— Team Sunweb (@TeamSunweb) May 14, 2019
Bike Bins launch on Kickstarter
Back in 2009 we reviewed the original Bike Bins, now they’re back on Kickstarter and looking to fund manufacturing them in the UK. What are Bike Bins? Find out more in our story here
Law firm tells cyclists how to avoid injury while riding; number one? Wear a helmet, of course
A law firm that specialises in representing cyclists injured in road traffic incidents has produced a blog post under the heading, “Mistakes that could result in a serious cycling injury.”
Cycle Assist’s first no-no? “Not wearing a helmet.” You know, the thing Chris Boardman told road.cc five years ago is “not even in the top 10 of things you need to do to keep cycling safe or more widely, save the most lives.”
Here’s what Cycle Assist wrote on their blog: “There are bad habits that can annoy other cyclists or road users and then there are some bad habits that could cost you your life.
“Remember as a child your parents saying ‘You can’t go out on your bike unless you put your helmet on’? As ever, parents know best. In fact, a helmet could be the difference between life and death in some cases.”
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@JohnnyBiking and the "taller bonnet" type of car/truck is also not helping safety. So it might still be "best" being hit by a cyclist. (Still wouldn't want to end up under one of those visiting Sumo wrestlers plus Santander bike though.)
@Surreyrider agree with the drift ... ... but one should consider if it would be even worse without them? Especially given car technology has advanced to take the bumps out (and the shake / rattle / wind in your hair / engine and road noise and other indicators you're going quite a clip). There are also quite a few who feel that speed limits are nonsense and it would be safer if drivers were left to manage their own speed. (Because roads have "natural" speeds ... well, they do have design speeds, but IMHO often those are too fast for the most safety-critical functions of the road...) Some have even posted here...
@Jetmans Dad That and fitting vehicles with speedometers doesn't exactly improve road safety.
Unfortunately its only going to get worse because we don't seem to be overly concerned about climate change do we. On an unrelated note, I've never quite understood "around the world" records as they seem to have such loose rules that its almost pointless to compare different attempts.
@Wales56 a Keirful end for Starmer after two years of backing austerity, racism and genocide I am not inconsiderably opposed to this tripe. We have so many stupid people in the UK electorate, that it's becoming ungovernable, with the dimwits piling-in on an imaginary hate figure, who is actually a decent man trying to do his best but who made a few mistakes, who they can blame for everything they don't like. They voted for Brexit, Johnson and Truss and now they're voting for the Trumpian liars and crooks in Reform. Hands up those who think recent elections would have been any different with any New Messiah in charge! Democracy is the worst possible political system, except for all the others etc. etc.
@wtjs ...the accurate speedos...
@Jetmans Dad Like many things in this life, it seems simple … make cyclists obey a legally enforceable speed limit If the Filth are going to start prosecuting cyclists for the rare offence of exceeding speed limits, they would have to start doing it for the much more frequent and worse offences by drivers. Worse still, recognising cycle speedometers for the accurate devices they can be would theoretically make it more difficult to ignore very frequent offences like this, although in practice they ignore them anyway. The police definitely don't want to acknowledge the existence of those offences, or the accurate speedos
@quiff human errors happen! Long may they continue :)
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Alex Ferguson calls David
Alex Ferguson calls David Beckham into his office.
‘David,’he says, ‘I’m worried about your performance the last few games. You’ve been hopeless, completely off form.’
‘Sorry, boss’, says David. ‘I’ve not been myself lately. I’ve got a few problems at home.’
‘Oh dear,’ says Ferguson, pretending to care. ‘What’s up? Posh and Brooklyn okay?’
‘Oh they’re fine’, says David. ‘It’s just that something’s really bugging me and I’m losing sleep and everything. I can’t concentrate on my football and it’s really messing me up.’
‘Whatever’s the matter, David?’ says Fergie.
‘Well, boss’, says David, it’s pretty serious. You see I’m really stuck on this jigsaw and…’
‘A jigsaw?!!!’ shouts Alex. ‘You’re f……g up every time you play because of a bloody jigsaw?!!!’
‘Yeah, boss, but you don’t understand, it’s really doing myhead in!’ says David in that horrible whining voice. ‘It’s really hard and it’s this picture of a tiger and it looks really good on the box and I’m sure I’ve got all the bits and everything but I just can’t get it right and it’s doing my head in and I even had my hair cut to try and cool my brain down and…’
‘David, David, David,’ says Ferguson. ‘You’ve got to get a grip. It’s affecting our games and nothing is as important as Manchester Uniteds’ success, other than Roy Keane’s wages, obviously.’
‘Yeah, boss,’ says David, ‘but it’s this picture of a tiger and it looks really good on the box and I really want to finish it but it’s really hard and it’s doing my head in and it’s this picture..and it’s a tiger and it’s hard…and I can’t make the bits fit and, er, it’s really hard, er, boss and, er, it’s a tiger, er,… on the box…er…boss.’
Ferguson waits until even Beckham realises he’s repeating himself and has got nothing else to say which took a bit longer than usual. ‘David,’ he says, with that conceited, irritating, smug smile he uses for self-congratulatory post-match interviews. ‘Bring the tiger jigsaw in and let’s have a look at it. For Christ’s sake, we’ve got to get you back to playing football.’
‘Oh thanks, boss,’ says David, ‘that’d be really helpful ‘cos it’s really hard and it’s a picture of a tiger and it’s doing my head in, that tiger is.’
So David brings the jigsaw into Ferguson’s office.
‘Here it is, boss.’ He says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box. ‘Look, boss, it’s this tiger, right, and it’s a really good picture and everything but I just can’t do it and it’s really hard and it’s doing my head in and it’s this picture here of a tiger,’ and Beckham empties all the pieces from the box all over Ferguson’s desk.
‘David,’ sighs Ferguson, ‘put the f*…g Frosties back in the box.’
You have made my morning.
You have made my morning.
He did actually complete a
He did actually complete a jigsaw. Took him about 4 hours and he was really chuffed because on the box it said, “4 to 6 years.”
(Old ones are the best, right?)
DB goes for a haircut. He’s
DB goes for a haircut. He’s wearing headphones. The barber (stylist, whatever!) sits him down, asks and then shouts for him to take the headphones off, but DB shakes his head. The barber perseveres until he finds he has to remove them to carry on his work. He takes them off – DB looks a little startled and collapses on the floor. The barber dials 999 and starts resuscitation. An ambulance arrives and they take DB away.
The barber, feeling a little traumatised, sits down and sees the headphones lying on the floor. He picks them up and has a listen.
“Breathe in, David. Breathe out, David”
I’ll get my coat
Cycle Assist are clearly a
Cycle Assist are clearly a firm to be avoided, without even the most basic knowledge about cycling, and completely disproved helmet stats.
That old 90’s Team Halfords
That old 90’s Team Halfords Ever Ready team kit that Wiggo has on is pretty awesome. Whatever you think of Wiggo, he’s a very stylish rider.
peted76 wrote:
It is taken from an unfortunate angle, though: “moobs like Jagger” springs to mind
He also looked very cool
He also looked very cool doing the punditry on the Giro.