Colnago have the knack of peeking people’s interest and we got a big entry for our caption compo and lots of good ones too but after much deliberation the winner is… seamdreamteam for "Colnago design limited edition iPod covers" alththough handlebarcam’s more caustic contribution ran him close. Seamdreamteam drop us a line to info@road.cc and we’ll pop you a prize in the post when we get back from Germany.
You see a lot of things at Eurobike, the dozen or so exhibition halls are heaving with bike stuff to be shown off to the world of bicycle fanciers. Or, if you are like Colnago, you will make people wait to see what they have got to show you by popping a cover over everything. Either that or they have a problem with pigeons in their corner of the hall?
Write something funny about what you think is their reason and we will send you some goodies from the show (probably not a Colnago though)
51 thoughts on “We have a winner! Eurobike the day before they open the doors Colnago caption competition…”
tommy voeckler under there
tommy voeckler under there too?
:O
The new style bike bags will
The new style bike bags will ensure baggage handlers stack bikes with care!
Is it not the new masking
Is it not the new masking agent to defeat WADA 🙂
New Colnagos; like birds of
New Colnagos; like birds of prey, they need to be hooded or they’ll simply fly off into the sunset.
Ernesto thought he’d beaten
Ernesto thought he’d beaten the competition’s aero bikes with his new ‘stealth’ technology….
Along with electric
Along with electric groupsets, Colnago have added automatic, battery-powered cabriolet-style covers on all their range-topping models. Just press a button and it folds into a special saddlebag. Perfect for protecting the exquisite Italian paintwork from careless and less affluent clubmates propping their tawdry sub-three-grand bikes up against yours at cafe stops. Only costs an extra 3999.95 euros.
Colnago launch new bra range
Colnago launch new bra range for Jordan
New Colnago stealth bike /
New Colnago stealth bike / surfboard combo
Colnago hiding our
Colnago hiding our unobtainable crap so someone cares
Colnago are rumoured to have
Colnago are rumoured to have hired Eddy Murphy to unveil their new pushmepullme range.
the german journalists claim
the german journalists claim the best spots on the colnago stand first…
looks like the my luggage at
looks like the my luggage at the airport….:)
i told ernest not to leave out for everyone to see…:)
Colnago have invested
Colnago have invested millions in their new 3D Tv’s, as endorsed by Tommy Voeckler.
A huge volume of UCI
A huge volume of UCI regulations with every model.
With the forecast snow
With the forecast snow staying away on the Galibier, Europcar didn’t need the secret weapons Ernesto had thoughtfully given them for the descent.
The new TV car-proof Colnagos
The new TV car-proof Colnagos with their omni-directional airbags unfortunately arrived too late for the 2011 Tour de France.
Colnago design limited
Colnago design limited edition iPod covers
The all new Colnago caccoon –
The all new Colnago caccoon – timeless.
Everyone thought Colnago were
Everyone thought Colnago were magicians, but no one expected a cup and bike trick…now which bag is your bike under?
Samuel Dumoulin rides for
Samuel Dumoulin rides for Europcar next season
With their new snowboard
With their new snowboard attachment Colnago hope to make descending safe on even the iciest mountain roads.
Obviously an electric-powered
Obviously an electric-powered midget bike for rest-day shenanigans. Either that or Ricco’s trying to sign himself up under his 2 year old son’s name and is using props to try and make it more convincing….
Concern mounts when the press
Concern mounts when the press kit includes a doppio sacchetto
Clearly a there is a real
Clearly a there is a real threat from groups of bored pigeons, who have no stake in society, probably using Facebook to co-ordinate their attacks. I blame the parents.
surely they have hit on the
surely they have hit on the additional profit of “add on sales” and they are just exhibiting a new range of bike covers?
tut
excitable bike journos…
for some people, having
for some people, having Colnago stamped on your [b]bags[/b] is highly appealing.
for some people, having
for some people, having Colnago stamped on your [b]bags[/b] is highly appealing.
ah hidden away is the new
ah hidden away is the new colnago “austerity” we can only dream.
Could we beeeee anymore
Could we beeeee anymore colnago !!!!!
They forgot to pack the
They forgot to pack the bikes?
‘bikes what bikes? no they’re
‘bikes what bikes? no they’re erm new novelty ironing board covers!’ a Colnago rep was heard explaining.
The joint venture with the
The joint venture with the Milan fashion house, still had some issue’s regarding the models for the catwalk show.
Introducing . . . Colnago
Introducing . . . Colnago propane grills!
Due to the recession. Colnago
Due to the recession. Colnago couldn’t afford super sexy models to drape over their new range of sleek machines. All they could afford was a bunch of old bags.
The new Colnago fancing
The new Colnago fancing panels, to deter rioters in central London…Not cheap, but who can put a price on safety.
OK, so who put the fancy new
OK, so who put the fancy new Italian Ironing Board covers on incorrectly???
Colnago reveal next years
Colnago reveal next years Fantasy Cycling prizes….bike covers.
Unveiling Colnago’s new
Unveiling Colnago’s new procycling team…The Seven Dwarves!
“The pit is completely
“The pit is completely enclosed and it’s full of leathery objects, like eggs or something! There’s a layer of mist just covering the eggs that reacts when broken”
“Wait a minute, there’s movement. It seems to have life, organic life.”
Colnago – pushing the
Colnago – pushing the envelope.
Thomas couldn’t help thinking
Thomas couldn’t help thinking that the Colnago designers had somewhat missed ‘le point’ when he was suggesting he needed something more stealth like to beat Cadel and those pesky Schlecks next July…….
The trend for hiding cabling
The trend for hiding cabling is taken to the limit. Colnago are now even hiding the bikes.
Colnago should’ve gone to
Colnago should’ve gone to Specsavers
With a rather fetching black
With a rather fetching black ensemble, the winner of this years Eurobike’s best dressed bike award goes to……..COLNAGO
shhhhh! they’re sleeping!
shhhhh! they’re sleeping!
Europcar decided to keep
Europcar decided to keep Thomas Voeckler’s 2012 Tour De France win in the bag. So did Colnago.
Colnago unveil worlds largest
B-) Colnago unveil worlds largest ‘Space Invader’ styled track pump with huge footbase for extra stability – this also doubles as an overnight ‘trouser press’ for that pin sharp crease down your favourite bib knickers! 😉
Hmm, looks like they’ve
Hmm, looks like they’ve already got the bikes sorted – this year they must be showing off their bike stands. Those covers are clearly to simulate massive crosswinds (just add a desk fan), and look, none of their bikes have fallen over 🙂
I knew my “caustic
I knew my “caustic contribution” was too long (and probably too caustic) to win. How about this pithier version:
Colnago: Making conspicuous consumption just a little less conspicuous.
You get a prize for that one
You get a prize for that one handlebarcam that’s the best one yet info@road.cc and we’ll find you something electric as a prize, well we’ll try.
But no more everybody this competition is now closed… there will be another one along soon.
psst. Are we there yet?
psst. Are we there yet?