Cyclists Fight Back with Exploding Bike Lock

Great idea Gkam84 a tazer up the arse that will get the little shit!

interesting thread ....

Just found one of these

http://www.integratedtrackers.com/GPSTrack/

If the bike gets nicked you could imagine this may be useful information to pass on to the police. Or a couple of big mates - not that I'd recommend this of course.

...or quite fun

I said that out loud, didn't I?

In the tazer case this could be quite shocking....

The tazer idea is great Gkam84...the problem with our ideas is that they may malfunction....

Now thats another idea to consider, build in a fingerprint scanner somewhere on the bars that has to be hit within 10 seconds of the bikes pedals being spun with pressure from the feet, if not it lets off a tazer into your arse

What about a device that electro stuns the tea-leaf?

Maybe it could be bult into the saddle

I thought you meant exploding as in blew their hands off...otherwise not interested....or is the paint infected with some killer virus?

Point taken. Most car enthusiasts I know wouldn't want a tracking device on their pride and joy, on the basis that once it's been taken and had the bollocks driven off it, why would they want it back? Rather have the insurance money.

"A bike that has been stolen will be covered in coloured dye (the dye renders the bike undesirable and therefore unsellable )"

Great idea but it seems a bit rock and a hard place to me as you prevent your bike being stolen (for which you could have claimed if insured) but are left with an awful paint job that even Colnago would reject, something you're stuck with and for which you can't claim a penny. Hmm.