[David9694]

A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don’t quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

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[David9694]

Drivers and their bullshit #2

Drivers and their bullshit #2

“that bike is just a toy – get something grown up”

 

 

[David9694]

Drivers and their bullshit #1

Drivers and their bullshit #1

part 1
“cyclists should pay road tax” 

“ok, how about I pay the same as this guy? 

“oh, ok.”

“I’ll even get the same mechanical test too if you like”

“cyclists should take a riding test”

“let’s all be tested on our road skills every 5 years” 

part 2
“the roads are not for your hobby”

Also drivers:

[NotNigel]

Jeez, wasn’t expecting that..

Jeez, wasn’t expecting that…kind of expected her to move just in time or something along them lines, pardon the pun.

[Hirsute]

“I love my #wankpanzer so

“I love my #wankpanzer so much. I won’t abandon it even when my life is in danger”

 

I love my #wankpanzer so much. I won’t abandon it even when my life is in danger pic.twitter.com/ZPAiGpE98A

— Wankpanzer Watch (@Wankpanzer) May 12, 2023

Best to stop watching when the cammer runs away.

[Hirsute]

Should be on his bike in
Should be on his bike in London!
(Maybe the crosier is hard to carry)

[Hirsute]

Not awful enough?
Not awful enough?

[stonojnr]

Alot of them were complaining
Alot of them were complaining about it being a BH so should be exempt, but there’s been no BH parking exemption across Suffolk for best part of 10-15years.

[brooksby]

I never imagined the Archbish

I never imagined the Archbish driving around in a Golf.  Had always assumed he’d have something bigger and more flash, and driven by someone else.

[brooksby]

ktache wrote:

They have an MP for the moment.

Yeah: how does that work?

You vote for someone, they become your MP as a member of The [Something] Party.  Six weeks later they change their mind and join The [Something Else] Party.  Without any need to go back to their constituency for a mandate from the people.

I appreciate the gap between Conservaties and Reclaim probably isn’t as huge as either party would like, but it seems weird that Bridgen can just swap about like that (admittedly, IIRC, he actually got kicked out of the Tories.  How awful do you have to be to get kicked out of the Conservative Party…?).

[OnYerBike]

https://www.theguardian.com

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/12/archbishop-of-canterbury-gets-three-points-and-fine-for-speeding

[NotNigel]

https://www.hulldailymail.co

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/moment-car-forgets-give-way-8433128?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar
 

It’s all the roundabout’s fault.

[wtjs]

AKA Boomers United 

AKA Boomers United 

It’s no accident that the only 2 vehicles in the shot are as guilty as sin!

[ktache]

They have an MP for the

They have an MP for the moment.

[David9694]

AKA Boomers United 
 

AKA Boomers United 

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/local-news/band-bath-locals-tackle-council-8136378

[schlepcycling]

Hirsute wrote:

“Man with a lamp post outside his house rips out the front hedge to build a massive driveway, only to find he still has a lamp post outside his house.”

https://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/people/man-calls-on-peterborough-council-to-move-lamp-post-blocking-his-drive-4128901

 

 

“How tall was the hedge if he only noticed the lamppost after removing it?”

Did he never wonder where all the light illuminating the front of his house was coming from?.

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