The judging is done. We liked the "Assos quality control" one, we liked the "pretty fly" one but the winner has to be cycle, the last one in (obviously keeping your powder dry) for "never spill energy drink on your shorts" which manages to combine wit, economy, and some sound cycling advice. The signed Jens Voigt poster could be winging it’s way to you soon, if we can get Mat to take it off his bedroom wall… if not, and he is a big lad, it’ll be some equally desirable Eurobike schwag.
Finally we’d just like to say that no animal was harmed during the making of this caption, mainly because we couldn’t catch it.
19 thoughts on “Eurobike Day 2 caption competition – we have a winner!”
Seam it all before!
Seam it all before!
Oh to be a fly on the ball of
Oh to be a fly on the ball of this one…
Shit sticks.
Shit sticks.
Is that the new time trial
Is that the new time trial sknisuit with a ‘Zipp Fly’ ?
Is that a bidon in your pants
Is that a bidon in your pants or just a blue bottle?
Weight weenies complain at
Weight weenies complain at the latest addition to the Assos lineup.
Specialized reveal the power
Specialized reveal the power source for the ‘hidden’ fly wheel motor in Cancellara’s Sworks
Mark was literally flying by
Mark was literally flying by the seat of his pants.
Pretty fly for a white guy.
Pretty fly for a white guy.
“the infamous german sausage
“the infamous german sausage fly”
1 – First spy shots of the
1 – First spy shots of the Castelli buttoned fly shorts…
2 – Proof that padding the front of your shorts with a banana can attract the wrong kind of attention…
3 – Taiwan sweat-shops start using even cheaper to employ labour…
4 – Another reason why I don’t DO Lycra…
Assos quality control reaches
Assos quality control reaches a whole new level…
Rapha push the boundaries of
Rapha push the boundaries of cycling kit design even further with their alternative fly position shorts.
Sorry, I couldn’t get a knob joke into this one! 😉
He might look the part with
He might look the part with his new bug-eyed Oakley shades, but deep down, Seth Brundle knew there was no way he’d ever squeeze into those lycra shorts again.
Seth Brundle, now that
Seth Brundle, now that conjures up images of that bug eyed american actor whos name i cant remember. (thats not for the caption contest btw, but could be if im to win!)
The poor work experience kid
The poor work experience kid completely misunderstood when he was told to include a fly on the crotch.
I reckon this ones a girl and
I reckon this ones a girl and it won’t upset my nut alergy!
“Finally!” Says Boonen,
“Finally!” Says Boonen, “Photo evidence that Cancellara cheated to win the Paris Roubaix. No wonder it sounded like he had a motor if a small army of these guys were helping him to fly to the finish!”
Never spill energy drink on
Never spill energy drink on your shorts