Regular road.cc readers might know that I managed to finish the Bryan Chapman 600km audax last year on my way to picking up a Super Randonneur cloth badge. This year I was out on the same roads for the Pauline Porter Populaire, which is a similar route but split into three 200km days, kind of: up to Kings Youth Hostel outside Dolgellau for a night, a slightly shorter loop to Anglesey on day 2 (the other way round to the 600km so you can wave to the BCMers) and back to Kings for a second night before heading back to Chepstow and the finish line. Three days to choose from, and I only needed one to count!

Pauline Porter Populaire - Iwein and Dave
Pauline Porter Populaire - Iwein and Dave (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)

Except. None of them counted. Despite days one and three being well over 200km – and, I might add, with a metric shit ton of climbing thrown in – because of Audax reasons that I don’t fully understand and even if I did would be too dull to explain here, each day counted as a 150km Brevet Populaire ride, and none of them counted as a 200km Brevet Randonneur ride, which is what I need to tick off for June. Anyway, after a bit of back-and-forth with excellent and helpful organiser Will Pomeroy I arrived at a solution. I could do one of the days as an ECE. We’re getting quite deep into Audax here. Let me explain, as well as my limited knowledge allows.

Pauline Porter Populaire - climb to Trawsfynydd
Pauline Porter Populaire - climb to Trawsfynydd (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)

ECE stands for Extended Calendar Event. Say you’re looking to do a 100km Audax and it’s a 50km ride to the start: well, if you ride there and back it’s 200km, so you could score an extra point. There are a couple of ways you can do this, but the easiest is to submit a mandatory route as a GPX that includes the event, but bumps up the distance to the next marker. Day 2 of the Pauline Porter was technically a 150km ride but actually 176km, so an extra 25km or so would do the job: once round the estuary, through Barmouth and round to Dolgellau, before heading back to Kings. Effectively I was riding home from the finish, where ‘the finish’ and ‘home’ were the same place, an hour and a bit apart. If this all sounds a bit daft… well, yes. But anyway, I paid my four quid and sent off the file.

That’s the explainer done: how did the rides go? Well, 600km is a long way, but without the time pressure of the single-ride event the route stays off main roads a bit more, and in Wales that usually means hills, and that was certainly the case here. Looking back at last year’s ride the total elevation was about 7,800m. The three Pauline Porter rides are a bit longer, 636km with my extra loop, but with almost 10,000m of vertical ascent along the way. It’s a mixed bag: long, steady main road climbs on old coach routes, savage back lanes and everything in between. And plenty of flat bits.

Pauline Porter Populaire - A470 climb
Pauline Porter Populaire - A470 climb (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)

Wales never fails, though. And the route is glorious. There are so many highlights. The old military road to Machynlleth. The Gospel Pass, with a tailwind! The lanes out of Dolgellau towards [checks notes] Trawsfynydd. Crossing the Barmouth estuary on the rickety bridge (twice, on my ride). Tearing down the A470 into Dinas Mawddwy. Eating chips at practically every place that would serve us chips. Chasing Mark across mid-Wales to deliver the pizza he ordered but gave up waiting for at Llyn Clywedog cafe. Cheering on the 600km riders along the epic coast road from Harlech. Seeing Matt Page tear past near Llanberis, on his way to finishing the BCM in 24 hours. Madness.

Pauline Porter Populaire - Ben asleep at Menai
Pauline Porter Populaire - Ben asleep at Menai (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)

The main difference between doing the 600km ride, and three 200km rides, is that you’re not really against the clock. On the Bryan Chapman – for me, anyway – running out of time is a genuine possibility. The 40-hour cut-off is always in the back of your mind, and you’re always doing the mental arithmetic, at least until the numbers are unequivocally in your favour. On the Pauline Porter we weren’t ever going to run out of time on any given day, so although I’d made a spreadsheet to guesstimate when we’d arrive at the checkpoints, it didn’t matter whether we kept to pace or not, and I didn’t look at it all that much. We had a merry gang of four the whole way round, and my job was to come last on most of the climbs, and be a big diesel for some of the flat bits. I looked at the nice scenery a lot. None of the riding is after dark, so you get to see everything, including the bits that are a bit of a sleepy blur from previous attempts. Except the bit round the headland from Aberdyfi, because I didn’t fancy that. It was an advisory route, so it still counts. And if I’d remembered just how hilly the road from Machynlleth to Dolgellau was, I might have chosen differently.

Pauline Porter Populaire - beer in frame bag
Pauline Porter Populaire - beer in frame bag (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)

Having the same stop both nights means easy logistics. You get a drop bag, so you can pack kit for the subsequent two days and some civvies for hanging around at the youth hostel, as well as the other essentials: a towel, a toothbrush, and a massage gun to attack your aching legs. Oh, and some earplugs. There wasn’t a huge amount of snoring but someone had helpfully organised the night stage of a rally along the road right past the youth hostel at 3am on the Saturday night. That woke plenty of people up. Not me though, I was dead to the world. My legs were pretty shot by the time we made it back to Monmouth for our final round of chips, so having two fresh riders head out to meet us and tow us home was welcome, until the climb out of Tintern, when it definitely wasn’t. Everyone else did laps of the roundabout at Chepstow racecourse waiting for me to arrive. I didn’t ask how many laps it was, but they looked a bit dizzy by the time I’d dragged myself up the hill.

Pauline Porter Populaire - Tintern
Pauline Porter Populaire - Tintern (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)

Four 200km rides down then, assuming this one gets ratified. A third of the way through the RRTY challenge and next month is likely going to be another DIY effort, possibly on the gravel bike and along the Ridgeway if the weather is kind, with some kind of fallback option on tarmac if it’s not. But now I can have the rest of the month off. I probably won’t though. Huge thanks to Will and the team for putting on an excellent event, as ever, to Ben, Iwein and Justin for the company, and to Julie and Rachael for the tow back from Monmouth and the flapjacks and bottle of scrumpy as a finishing prize.

636km / 9,890m / 39h18m (plus two sleeps)

Pauline Porter Populaire - chips in Monmouth
Pauline Porter Populaire - chips in Monmouth (Image Credit: Dave Atkinson)