Jeremy Clarkson Archives

Jeremy Clarkson

Kasper Asgreen wins stage 14, 2025 Giro d’Italia

Should time trial helmets be banned in road races? Luke Rowe urges UCI to take action; Giro chaos: Roglič abandons, Carapaz attacks, Del Toro suffers; Jeremy Clarkson “amused” to hear BBC journalist’s “ridiculous” cargo bike stolen + more on the live blog

The bank holiday weekend is over, the Giro is about to explode in the mountains, and Ryan Mallon has dusted the cobwebs off the live blog keyboard for another action-packed day of cycling news, views, and silly videos

Tue, May 27, 2025 08:24

Jeremy Clarkson claims “ridiculously dangerous” roundabout is “fine because I have a car, not a child’s toy” in dig at Jeremy Vine – but Cycling Mikey says former Top Gear host is “the child” + more on the live blog

The sun is still shining, the countdown to Pogi-Roubaix (sorry, Paris-Roubaix) is on, and a badly sunburnt Ryan Mallon is finally over his Ronde hangover and back for another day of cycling news and views on the Wednesday live blog

Wed, Apr 09, 2025 08:50

Jeremy Clarkson on bike BBC News video still

Jeremy Clarkson calls CyclingMikey a “sneak” and claims “using a phone in a car that’s not moving is as dangerous as knitting”… is then seen walking a bike in Copenhagen because his “anus is broken”; How about that Paris-Roubaix? + more on the live blog

Au revoir to Roubaix, allons y to Ardennes, Adwitiya will be kicking off this week with a Monday live blog bringing all the latest cycling news to you

Mon, Apr 08, 2024 08:55

We asked AI to write us an anti-cyclist article in the style of Jeremy Clarkson: Here’s what it came up with

We think all of us can at least agree that the AI is in top gear

Mon, Mar 27, 2023 15:44

James May (CC BY-SA 2.0 licence by Airwolfhound:Flickr)

James May urges Prime Minister Boris Johnson to “bomb us with bicycles” with £80bn HS2 cash

Grand Tour presenter also says not wearing a helmet "makes you look like someone making a tiresome point”

Mon, Jun 01, 2020 12:49

“Bikes can f*@% off” says Jeremy Clarkson in YouTube rant

In the week James May urges drivers "not to buy this anti-cycling stuff" Britain's petrolhead-in-chief goes big on anti-cycling “stuff” in video meltdown

Sun, Aug 11, 2019 18:51

Jeremy Clarkson complains at road closure after fatal crash – and gets educated by the police

Officers explain to TV host work needed after fatal crashes - this one involving up to 9 cars "racing" at speed

Mon, Jun 10, 2019 09:56

Jeremy Clarkson claims cyclists responsible for London trees getting cut down … and gets schooled

Grand Tour presenter, who cycles in Holland Park area of West London, opposes safe cycle route

Thu, May 23, 2019 08:38

Jeremy Clarkson lost two stone by cycling

But he says that it is "not a good thing to do"

Sat, Apr 13, 2019 16:06

Jeremy Vine calls out Jeremy Clarkson over criticism of cycling school run mum

It's drivers not cyclists responsible for "extremely dangerous" roads in London says Vine

Mon, Jun 25, 2018 16:18