Jeremy Clarkson’s only been out of the Top Gear job for one day – and already he’s popped up on TV riding a bike. And he’s also been offered a presenting gig – by online cycling goods retailer, Chain Reaction Cycles.
Wherever Clarkson ends up, he’ll presumably end up earning more than if he took up the Northern Ireland-based firm’s offer for him to co-host its fortnightly online magazine programme, The Hub Show, alongside existing presenter Matt Cole.
“We’ve been looking for a co-presenter who would go the extra mile and really add a punch to the show,” said the retailer’s marketing director, Neil Morris.
“I realise that he’s not always been a big fan of cycling and cyclists, but we all thought that he might be up for taking a different look at a different mode of transport, whilst moving his career up a gear.”
The company says: “If he agrees to attend, he’ll be facing questions about his interest in cycling, his empathy for cyclists and the issues he feels are most relevant to the world of cycling.”
He has been invited in for a screen test and interview next Wednesday – which is of course 1 April for anyone paying attention. Apparently his team has yet to respond about the offer.
If any of the assembled reporters pointed out that – to use his own words – someone pedaling a bike should “work harder – get a car,” it didn’t make it onto this report.
Meanwhile, Clarkson was filmed by BBC News today rolling up at his West London address on a bike, to find himself being doorstepped by the press.
The Top Gear presenter was effectively sacked by the BBC yesterday when it said it would not be renewing his contract following the well-publicised ‘fracas’ involving producer Oison Tymon.
Yesterday, BBC director-general Tony Hall described the corporation as “a broad church,” and said “our strength in many ways lies in that diversity.” He continued: “We need distinctive and different voices but they cannot come at any price.”
Hall said Tymon was “a completely innocent party” and that he “took himself to Accident and Emergency after a physical altercation accompanied by sustained and prolonged verbal abuse of an extreme nature.”
The BBC has said that it will co-operate with police in their investigation of the incident, which happened in a hotel in North Yorkshire.
Hall acknowledged that the decision to let Clarkson go would “divide opinion” – much like the presenter himself, appropriately.
Throughout his time presenting Top Gear, as well as in his columns for The Sunday Times, Clarkson has regularly taken aim at people on bikes – though some might say that being talked about, even negatively, is better than not being talked about at all.
An edition of the TV show last year saw Clarkson and co-presenter James May take to the streets of London on bicycles as they came up with ideas for cycle safety films.
Many saw that as trivialising or even mocking the issue – although in the comments to our story on it, others said that as a light entertainment show, and one that takes a satirical approach, the progamme was no more than should be expected and people shouldn’t be so quick to take offence.
Elsewhere, Clarkson has shown himself to be surprisingly sympathetic to cycling – in a column for The Sunday Times several years ago, he said he would move to Copenhagen “in a heartbeat” due to the way prioritising bikes over cars had made the Danish capital such a pleasant place to live.
However, that Clarkson has given offence to people from a huge variety of backgrounds over the years is undoubted – indeed, when the latest scandal broke, several national newspapers listed example after example of times he has upset various individuals or groups.
The fact remains though that Top Gear is the BBC’s most successful show worldwide by some margin, and that it won’t be the same show without Clarkson, who one imagines will be recruited by a rival broadcaster for a programme in a similar vein.
But if the show does continue on BBC, who would you like to see replace him? Sir Chris Hoy’s into fast cars and could also fight the cyclist’s corner, while another name being championed on social media in recent days is that of Guy Martin – no slouch on two wheels, powered or otherwise.
Meanwhile there is a petition to see the Steve Coogan character Alan Partridge – someone known to have ended shows with the same “and on that bombshell …” line used by Clarkson – get the gig.
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53 thoughts on “Jeremy Clarkson on his bike in every sense – but who should replace him?”
Why don’t they keep the
Why don’t they keep the Hamster and Captain Slow, and have guest presenters every week? It works for HIGNFY, and Clarkson has actually presented that. One week, the star in a reasonably priced car will be Clarkson 🙂
I liked the bloke, and will be sorry to see that dynamic split up, but it was wearing thin for a few years now, so it’s probably a good thing it’s happened.
The BBC did the right thing for a change, pity they didn’t have the same balls back in the 70’s when all their presenters were into kiddy fiddling!
Clarkson’s next award will be
Clarkson’s next award will be when he is up before the beak – a criminal record. Fingers crossed.
Anyone got a link for the
Anyone got a link for the partridge petition?
All programs that aim 100% in
All programs that aim 100% in one direction or another are inherently boring to all but the nerdiest of gear heads. Top Gear was 50% cars, and the rest used cars and car culture as fertile grounds for entertainment – and entertain they did.
This is a sad day.
recurs wrote: This is a sad
It’s a sad day when people think that physical assault and intimidation is not a sackable offence
kitkat wrote:recurs wrote:
Errr, Recurs didn’t actually say that.
Clearly he deserved the sack because he got it and he’s not exactly crying innocent.
Personally I think the guy is an idiot BUT I also found him entertaining – and there lies his contradictory charm. I think we like to see someone poke his finger at culture and I have no doubt that many see him as a bit of a hero.
I don’t like cars much and think TG probably contributes to the entitlement culture on our roads, however it was a good format and solid entertainment, though, like the presenters, getting on a bit and in need of new pastures.
that frame looks too small
that frame looks too small for him
A fitting punishment and a
A fitting punishment and a refreshing change would be to replace Top Gear with a cycling-based show, covering all aspects in a similarly humorous fashion.
Ramuz wrote:A fitting
GCN?
I have no real interest in
I have no real interest in cars, but always found Top Gear entertaining to watch because of the presenters.
Assaulting a colleague though = gross misconduct = P45
Clarksons clothing has let
Clarksons clothing has let him down there, i can’t believe after all his blithering on about bikes of all types being rubbish he’s ridden one. lol!
If your in need of new cycle wear consider us the new kid on the block.
http://www.tinpony.co.uk
Tin Pony wrote:Clarksons
Can’t see the problem with just riding gently in ordinary clothing – surely that’s exactly what we hope more people will do?
Would love him to become a
Would love him to become a self appointed cycling evangelist, god that would piss so many people off.
I was amazed the beeb grew a
I was amazed the beeb grew a pair and did what it should have done and sack the twat. He along with the other goons are about as funny as a turd in a swimming pool.
Hammond is so desperate to be like him that its hard to see where he ends and clarkson begins, May is just a dick. I have found the japes they have had at our expense (good old tax sorry licence fee) when they have visited various countries and insulted them, appalling.
I too would be unfazed if TG died and never hit any screen again, they are collectively the car equivalent of Keys and Gray, tossers.
124g wrote:
Hammond is so
Ok so you don’t like Top Gear. Nor the licence fee by the sounds of things. Which is somewhat of a contradiction because Top Gear contributes significantly to the BBCs coffers due to its international syndication (largest factual TV show in the world), to the tune of £40-60million, and thereby keeps the licence fee down.
Furthermore, as I saw in a thoughtful comment elsewhere online, the whole 3 jingoistic idiots wonder round a foreign land thing is much more nuanced than it might seem at first glance. They may go with a wide variety of stereotypes but over the trip they tend to realise that these aren’t at all true and that the place they are visiting is actually incredibly beautiful and its people fantastic and friendly. If that opens the eyes of the people sat watching it on the sofa who otherwise wouldn’t consider foreign lands as worthwhile places, then it’s worth every penny! 😕 😕
124g wrote:I was amazed the
You really haven’t a clue have you, not even read how much money it generates that covers their trips so many times over. As for the insults that’s one of the things the non-pc sheep enjoyed, that and watching the pc-sheep foam at the mouth.
It was as much to do with finally being able to getting rid of one of the last people who wasn’t a hand wringing pc liberal. Apart from the loss in revenue I imagine most at the BBC will be feeling rather pleased with themselves.
Skynet wrote:It was as much
So nothing to do with assaulting a colleague, then? They just made that up? Or do you think he should be excused that because you find him funny?
It’s an interesting issue, isn’t it? Many people complain about the “one rule for us, another for the rich/powerful/celebrity” society that we live in, yet have clamoured for JC not to face the same censure that any of us would expect if we did what he did…
Loss of revenue? Loss of a tiny drop in the ocean of revenue that the BBC receives from all us UK license-fee payers.
I would love to see Guy
I would love to see Guy Martin replace the old hat Clarkson. He has an enquiring mind and impeccable speed credentials, he is an outstanding mechanic and has already had tv experience. Plus he has a huge fan following, oh… he also rides a bike!
hackingjacket wrote:I would
Me too, and Guy Martin is quite funny as well.
OldRidgeback
Amen to that!
hackingjacket wrote:I would
Agreed. Be fun to see his Volvo on the track.
hackingjacket wrote:I would
No thanks and not sure he has a huge following either, depends on your definition of huge though. TG is the 3 of them, you can’t replace them and still call it TG, well you can but it will be in name only. So as it looks as though all will be leaving together with Andy Wilman they should just let it die.
Martyn Ashton for top gear
Martyn Ashton for top gear :*
Stewart Lee on Top Gear:
Stewart Lee on Top Gear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc
Shouldn’t Guy Martin be
Shouldn’t Guy Martin be serving a points driving ban by now? That alone may make him too toxic for the BBC
a.jumper wrote:Shouldn’t Guy
Why? Do you have any basis for this accusation or are you just trying to start a rumour??
Maybe a.jumper doesn’t
Maybe a.jumper doesn’t realise that Guy’s road racing takes place on closed roads? 😉
Natrix wrote:a.jumper
In Guy’s own words, interviewed for the Sunday Times. But I still like the chap.
bikebot wrote:Natrix
In Guy’s own words, interviewed for the Sunday Times. But I still like the chap.
— a.jumper
No reason for him to be serving a ban, as you quoted yourself, the judge let him keep his license.
Natrix wrote:bikebot
In Guy’s own words, interviewed for the Sunday Times. But I still like the chap.
— Natrix
No reason for him to be serving a ban, as you quoted yourself, the judge let him keep his license.— a.jumper
Whether it should be so easy to dodge a ban, is a whole different discussion. Only about half those reaching 12 points lose their license.
The thing about Guy, (from the interviews I’ve read) is that he has a very responsible attitude to speed. Take it to the race track. However, it appears the judge excused him on the grounds that he needed a license for his work rather than his responsible attitude.
There’s a whole load of dangerous drivers still on the road because of that excuse. Quite a few of them play football…
Top Gear keeps your licence
Top Gear keeps your licence fee down? What bollocks. Some people around the BBC love to bring this up, but that’s because Top Gear and how the private-company-mostly-owned-by-BBC way it’s production is structured is how people in and around the BBC get to skim off public money and send large amounts of it into private pockets.
E.g. Top Gear and its £40m a year, keeps getting spun as a significant source of revenue for BBC. Except that’s bollocks, it’s only significant for BBC *World* – the wholly-owned commercial subsidiary of the BBC. BBC World in total only generates about £130m in profit for the BBC.
That £40m from Top Gear, and the £130m from BBC World is trivial, not even peanuts compared to the £4.3bn odd the BBC gets from the licence payer. Top Gear is only about 1% of the licence fee. BBC World is only about 3%.
So why does the BBC like to make these things seem so much more valuable? Well, as mentioned, Top-Gear-like production companies let execs and talent around the BBC cream off *your* money. Perhaps also because the BBC is worried that one day the licence fee will be gone, and it is keen to build up its commercial operations before then – using *your* money, while it is still available!
Note: BBC World in total generates just over £1bn of revenue (inc. revenue from greater BBC for stuff BBC World produced for the BBC). Much of that money gets spent again in the TV industry and things around it. This is also of great value to people in the BBC and colleagues in the industry around it, of course. However, from a licence fee payer value argument, the amount that matters is more the £130m one.
Paul J wrote:
That £40m from
That puts it firmly in perspective. In addition Top Gear existed before this boring turd was on the show. He’s like the horrible offspring of Stephen Fry and Nigel Farage. A hackneyed establishment entertainer waved in front of the dim-witted plebs to keep them buying cars and voting for Christmas.
Massively disappointed that the producer did not press charges. I can guess why but I would imagine it is not the first time and will not be the last time that Clarkson batters someone.
Also, love that Stewart Lee bit.
Saddle definitely too low.
Saddle definitely too low.
I guess he is living his
I guess he is living his ‘Work harder get a car’ rhetoric.
Mark Webber – drives, rides,
Mark Webber – drives, rides, knows what it is like to be hit whilst riding, and to crash whilst driving for that matter. Has already been on TG twice.
It is a shame. Whilst the
It is a shame. Whilst the format was repetitive and contrived, there were very funny moments on top gear, and despite his failings Clarkson is a talented presenter, not just top gear, but other programmes like the St Nazaire Raid. But if you punch someone in this day and age, you pay the price so the BBC had no option.
Strange country we live in
Strange country we live in when it comes to being moralistic.
BBC presenters abuse children and adolescents. The BBC turn a blind eye. The abuse is covered up and the abuse of children and adolescents goes on for years while the abusers are continually employed by and protected by the BBC. The public is shocked at the sickening revelations, tut-tut about it for a while and then it’s forgotten about.
A BBC presenter allegedly bullies and assaults a BBC employee, there is no cover-up and the presenter is not protected by the BBC. It is reported that the presenter has been sacked for misconduct. The public are shocked at this revelation and a million people immediately cancel their TV licences in indignation at the BBC’s treatment of the offender.
Jacobi wrote:Strange country
The only reason you would confuse these two cases is to smear the BBC today. What happened in the 60s, 70s and perhaps 80s has nothing to do with the treatment of Clarkson today. I hardly think we have ‘forgotten about’ child abuse. Please stow your hyperbole and get back to the topic.
+1 for Chris Evans
bikeboy76 wrote:Jacobi
The only reason you would confuse these two cases is to smear the BBC today. What happened in the 60s, 70s and perhaps 80s has nothing to do with the treatment of Clarkson today. I hardly think we have ‘forgotten about’ child abuse. Please stow your hyperbole and get back to the topic.
+1 for Chris Evans— Jacobi
You obviously missed my point. It has nothing to do with smearing the BBC. It is to do with the attitudes of some of our fellow countrymen/women and how they reacted differently to these two cases. In the first case, many condemned the BBC for not taking action. In the second case, many have condemned the BBC for taking action. Personally, I couldn’t care less who takes over from JC. TG will never be the same again.
Quote:“We’ve been looking for
I can’t believe there are 36 comments already and not one has picked up on that little gem there. 😉
Top Gear existed before
Top Gear existed before Clarkson & Wilman re-invented it. It will now be given a thorough revamp (god knows it needs one), it’ll be back on air….
The BBC own the name Top Gear…
stealth wrote:Top Gear
True, that. It started in 1987 I believe and was one of the top-rating shows on the BBC (sometimes THE top-rating show) before Clarkson joined.
stealth wrote:Top Gear
Yep, the Beeb bought the rights to the current variant of TG from Clarkson & Wilman using a sh*t load of license payers swag!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9571854/Jeremy-Clarkson-set-for-15m-windfall.html
Nice work if you can get it!
It seems to me the BBC missed
It seems to me the BBC missed an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Accepting that Clarkson was guilty but talented, they should have kept him on but sacked the little one, who was innocent but deeply annoying, as an example to others. Job jobbed.
Don’t think I will bother
Don’t think I will bother with chain reaction anymore then.
Andrewbanshee wrote:
Don’t
They were having a laugh at him. Read the marketing guy’s line again.
i find top gear an utterly
i find top gear an utterly pathetic show. it amazes me that it is so popular. of the 3 presenters i do like some of the shows the long haired one does , though they are usually a bit thin on content and padded out with similar inane stunts as TG uses. May be I am missing the post liberal irony or something, but i just find the show boring and tedious. perhaps a revamp with someone like guy martin would inject both real drama and real humour, as opposed to the contrived belly laughs of the current show. i will certainly give it a try in the hope of finding something better than the current yawn.
I prefer 5th Gear…at least
I prefer 5th Gear…at least there is some practicality in the reviews and they cover real life affordable cars…sometimes…and ‘they’ are not Clarkson…the buffoon…
Clarkson – good riddance.
I
Clarkson – good riddance.
I suspect he did it deliberately to get sacked – so he can work for Sky and be paid more without his “fans” accusing him of greed.
TBH I’m getting a little
TBH I’m getting a little tired of the current Top Gear format, it’s just turned into the same repetitive idiotic mayhem series after series. Mostly them driving around an airfield in fast expensive cars interspersed with three old men acting like a bunch of clueless University students on a road trip to Europe. I can’t say I’ve gone out of my way to watch the latest series it’s all become so repetitive.
Personally I think this show should now be canned or totally reinvented to put JC behind them. Has anyone seen Top Gear USA? It’s not as bad as the U.S. version of the Inbetweeners, but it’s not far off. This is what Top Gear is in danger of becoming once JC goes. Saying that, it’s a shame they couldn’t get Guy Martin, getting three presenters who are all keen motorcyclists could take the show in a whole new direction.
Love the programme and JC is
Love the programme and JC is fab, blatantly obvious he’s not everyones choice but like Armstrong some like him some dont.
Rumour is already spreading that the other 2 are away as well with Sky looking to bring them all together in a new programme. Hope it works but if you dont like Top Gear dont watch it, its as simple as that. I hate Eastenders with a passion so i dont watch it whereas millions of others do, just like Top Gear.
I vote for Sabine Schmitt
I vote for Sabine Schmitt from the German version TG.
I look forward to the return
I look forward to the return of TG 1978, with William Woollard praising the boot space of the Metro and those snazzy brown seats.
It was utterly dire back then, but its later re-incarnation became just as dire in its own way.
Nothing remains the same, everything changes, so it’s Goodbye Jeremy and time to usher in something bright, fresh and pointless for the masses, that will, in its turn earn shedloads for someone and sooner or later become dull, tedious and banal.