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October 1, 2022 at 7:44 am #32276
David9694
A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don’t quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes.
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David9694
Come with me to Brockenhurst,
Come with me to Brockenhurst, New Forest. It has a train station and a bike shop and in the summer season the area attracts visitors, many of whom are happy to brave the local roads for the simple pleasure of cycling. I’m not a great fan of the New Forest for road cycling, mainly because there’s just too many idiot drivers. There’s some decent winter gravel riding east of Brockenhurst, if you like miles of woodland.
Anyway, this all concerns the main shopping street which, you’ve guessed it,is narrow and filled with parked cars. After several years of to-ing and fro-ing, a highways improvement is going to start this month. Drainage repairs, pavement improvements, speed humps.
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parish council – flying in the face of demand
Brockenhurst Parish Council removed the cycle racks in Brookley Road in late May 2023 following damage sustained in a traffic incident. The cycle racks, located outside of Tesco Express, were hit over the Bank holiday weekend and once the damage was reported the racks were taped closed. The tape was subsequently removed by cyclists parking their bikes. Despite continued heavy demand for their use over the Bank holiday period the cycle racks have been removed due to health and safety concerns
.https://brockenhurst.gov.uk/brookley-road-active-travel-scheme/parish council acts suprised about something under discussion for 3 years, tries to bail out when it gets near someone actually doing something (other than removing useful cycle parking) :
In a recent email to Hampshire County Council, the Parish Council highlighted that the implementation plan of which we have just been made aware fails to satisfy important conditions originally agreed upon during extensive consultations over the past three years. The Parish Council has always been committed to working collaboratively with Hampshire County Council to develop a scheme that benefits both parties and the local community
https://brockenhurst.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/PRESS-RELEASE-22nd-March-2025.docx
The County Council’s plans and timescale https://www.hants.gov.uk/transport/transportschemes/atfbrockenhurstimprovements#step-3
Letter: How can councillors ride roughshod over voters in Brockenhurst?
(Paywall)
picture – a peep at the location – the cycle parking is just out of sight on our left, outside Tesco

pockstone
Yours worked wonders, but if
Yours worked wonders, but if you insist, I’ll hop to it…why the need for extra police? Did the fire brigade bottle it?
David9694
David9694 wrote:Lorry carrying 25 tonnes of beer catches fire on the M11One lane remained closed for nearly 13 hours
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/lorry-carrying-25-tonnes-beer-31352225
police had to draught in extra officers to help deal with the incident
this one is wide open for puns, come on people.
David9694
Stouport residents bemoan
Stouport residents bemoan huge traffic queues through town
Reacting to the traffic, Jill Paggett said: “It’s like it every day. I think we need to get used to it.
“Bypass with a new bridge will never happen. Just add another 45 mins to get from Walshes to Stourport on your journey. I do.
“Maybe 60 mins when all the new houses are occupied.”
https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/25053643.stourport-residents-bemoan-huge-traffic-queues-town/
Walsh’s looks to be a caravan park next to the bridge into Stourport. The town has (naturally) been carved-up by a one-way system, so I guess the traffic engineers have done all that is possible. No roadworks to blame it would seem. Perhaps it was just an Easter hols départ going through?
David9694
One more concreted over grass
One more concreted over grass verge will fix it
Oasis Academy: could grass be turned into parking spaces?
Cllr Desayrah said: “Whilst it’s really nice to have some green space around the flats, given the chronic lack of parking available to residents and the displacement of school pick-up time parking, I think it might make sense for Platform Housing to consider making the grass verges into residents’ parking and I will ask them to consider it.
https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/25058177.oasis-academy-grass-turned-parking-spaces/

David9694
cyclist should be made to
cyclists should be made to have number plates – Interesting police video here of the range of illegal number plates – we’d got, as the caption says, tinted, a couple where the plate is mis-stated with illegal spacing or amended characters, a CF effect, a couple of colour underlays, the wording underneath has to show the maker’s information.
An invitation to get hauled over, I’d have thought.

David9694
Lorry carrying 25 tonnes of
Lorry carrying 25 tonnes of beer catches fire on the M11
One lane remained closed for nearly 13 hours
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/lorry-carrying-25-tonnes-beer-31352225
police had to draught in extra officers to help deal with the incident
David9694
Calls for Oxfordshire
Calls for Oxfordshire transport chief to resign blocked
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/25055825.calls-oxfordshire-transport-chief-resign-blocked/
This article describes a whole lot of political nonsense (you need to win the election if want to change policy) but is an example – there are others in Bournemouth and Southampton and others – of how a progressive transport lead becomes a focus for driver hate in the microcosm of the Comments sections of local newspapers.
It must take some guts.
David9694
Honk if you think it’s a
Honk if you think it’s a goose.
ROOTminus1
Untitled
[URL=https://goose.game/]Untitled[/URL]
mdavidford
Untitled, or entitled?
Untitled, or entitled?
I bet it speeds down towpaths and weaves in and out of boats, and it’s definitely not wearing a helmet or hi vis.
hawkinspeter
Tom_77 wrote:I’m pretty sure that’s an untitled goose
Tom_77
mdavidford wrote:It’s a swan uprising.(As opposed to a swan upping, which is a different thing altogether.)

mdavidford
It’s a swan uprising.
It’s a swan uprising.
(As opposed to a swan upping, which is a different thing altogether.)
David9694
Any reports of any broken
Any reports of any broken arms?
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