[David9694]

Running this one up the flagpole to see who salutes… 

I just don’t remember this being a thing until recently, now it seems a daily occurrence.
Could it be that there are drivers not up to the job, too many cars; should houses be made to ride in single file, shops put on high viz, why are we putting newer buildings in danger like this, it’s irresponsible. 
 

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18649201.car-crash-wall-iceland-store-westbourne/

‘A Dorset Police spokesperson said: “Dorset Police was called at 12.48pm on Thursday, August 13, to a report of a collision involving a car and a wall outside Iceland on Poole Road in Bournemouth.

“It is reported that the vehicle was also in collision with a pedestrian, but they did not require medical treatment.” ‘ 

 

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[David9694]

Out on the knocker, as I

Out on the knocker, as I think saying has it. A doorstep delivery for sure!

Police are maintaining a low key presence in the area. 

[hawkinspeter]

…or the driver was a door

…or the driver was a door-to-door salesman

[Sriracha]

Looks like an open and shut
Looks like an open-and-shut case.

[David9694]

Car drives off with door

Car drives off with door lodged in windscreen https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-55028065

now a 6 door hatch back, the owner said to unhinged by the incident, it was decided to deal with the incident on a knock for knock basis…

[David9694]

Sorry the layout of this

Sorry the layout of this thread has itself become a car crash. I have written to our new Editor, Mr Sexty to ask if they can disentangle the wreckage. I hope it’s not a write-off.

[Hirsute]

A good candidate for what
A good candidate for what happened next.

[hawkinspeter]

David9694 wrote:

It came up on my Twitter as “Britain’s approach to Brexit negotiations.”

why was the guy filming? 

Looks like someone is videoing their CCTV camera (there’s a timestamp and “outside” shown at the top), so they most likely had the incident recorded and didn’t know how to get the video from their CCTV onto Twitter so just used their phone.

[David9694]

It came up on my Twitter as

It came up on my Twitter as “Britain’s approach to Brexit negotiations.”

why was the guy filming? 

[hawkinspeter]

This doesn’t fit the brief

This doesn’t fit the brief but may raise a chuckle or two: https://twitter.com/oldschoolbiker4/status/1329538400387534849

[David9694]

Nom, nom, nom

Nom, nom, nom

an airliner – we used to have those didn’t we

[hawkinspeter]

David9694 wrote:

“Did I leave the landing light on?”

I hope so

[David9694]

“Did I leave the landing

“Did I leave the landing light on?”

[David9694]

 CYCLIST GHOULS GLOAT OVER

 CYCLIST GHOULS GLOAT OVER INNOCENT DRIVERS’ MISFORTUNES 

A sick-minded website ran by the cycling Stazi group “Cycling Embassy of Great Britain” has published a horrific collection pictures of car accident scenes – see pages 12,13, 14 and 16. Headlined “Audis in Houses”, the collection has been criticised for showing images where the Audi has not actually crashed into any building…

My favourite is from March 2018 – the car has gone through someone’s window, but you can see the telly is still on – hope no lasting harm. 
 

[Hirsute]

HGVs ignore main diversion

HGV drivers ignore main diversion set up for lorries to instead use back roads with expected consequences

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/18880656.hgvs-cause-damage-villages-a12-closures/

 

[M20MAMIL]

https://aseasyasridingabike

Audis in houses

‘it came out of nowhere, there was nothing I could do’

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