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“Oi! You’re not getting away, I’m on a leccy!”: Police officer chases down suspected shoplifter and “sausage” on an e-bike in bizarre chase + more on the live blog

E-bike chase
One of the things that’s been notable with the internet’s growth is the place law-enforcement sits within it.
Where bobbies might have patrolled a beat on street corners, their presence online is almost as important, reminding us that lawless anarchy will not be tolerated within the purview of their employees. And, they still have all manner of tools to hunt down the baddies, including, it seems, an e-bike.
Hampshire and Isle of Wight Police are so chronically online, they’ve even hopped on board with the fad of showing the video’s climax in the opening three seconds to prove their content is worth your time consuming. And don’t think the brief Hot Fuzz reference escaped our attention either.
Oh, and before any of you break into a tizz, this is actually a police e-bike, with a pedalling officer physically exerting himself in pursuit of his suspect. So we’re clear of that minefield…
> Police and BBC continue to misidentify e-bikes, claiming they “blight communities”
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“McMurray! McMurray, stay where you are!” The officer shouts to James McMurray, a shoplifter attempting to flee on his non-EA PC. Or a bike for short.
We then hear a tonal shift from the officer more akin to how a parent in a classic episode of Coronation Street might address an errant child.
“Oi Jimbo! You’re not getting away I’m on a leccy!” Whether the officer hoped this sudden switch to slang would change his mind isn’t clear, but the pursuit nevertheless continues until reaching a patch of green by some water.
“Mate you’re gonna get taken off in a minute! It’s not worth it! McMurray just stop!
“You’re being silly! You’re being a sausage!” Finally McMurray is apprehended, and we’re informed he’s now in prison after admitting 42 shop lifting offences and drug possession offences.
All’s well that ends well, but I wonder if this is how the officer talks to all members of society. For what it’s worth, his tone reminds me of Chris Morris shouting after Jimmy Knapp…
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