Bike thieves aren't usually the brightest bulbs in the shop, but the excuse presented by a thief in Oxford has to rank as one of the most ludicrous ever.
Alex Walker, 33, initially explained the presence of footprints matching his shoes at the scene of a burglary by telling police he sometimes lent his shoes to friends.
Pete Hughes of the Oxford Mail reports that Walker eventually admitted stealing a racing bike, MacBook computer and jewellery worth a total of just under £4,000 from a home in Oxford in October last year.
Despite saying that he “did not like committing burglaries”, he was sentenced to three-and-a-half-years in prison.
Naomi Perry, prosecuting, said the homeowner had returned from holiday to find her window smashed in and the valuables gone.
Walker’s DNA was found in a blood smear at the scene.
Defending Walker, Lucy Tapper said her client was dealing with drug problems, and told the court: “He said he didn’t like doing burglaries and felt bad about doing them.”
Judge Zoe Smith reminded Walker he had 41 pervious convictions.
She told him: “You are a prolific burglar.”

























6 thoughts on “Is this the daftest bike thief excuse ever? “I lend out my shoes” says man with 41 convictions”
Grind the f*cker up and use
Grind the f*cker up and use him for fertiliser, pikey scum X( .
41 previous convictions,
41 previous convictions, obviously felt worse about being caught, yet again.
pervious convictions.
pervious convictions. :))
So much for rehabilitation.
So much for rehabilitation.
TeamExtreme wrote:So much for
Rehabilitation only works if the person trying to be rehabilitated wants to be rehabilitated in the first place, clearly this waste of good air does not. The best way to deal with the likes of this erse is just to keep doubling his sentence every times he is caught. Keep the community safe by locking up repeat offenders longer, I say.
Cannot fail British Law when
Cannot fail British Law when it comes to property, killing on the roads of course is another matter…..