Bike thieves aren't usually the brightest bulbs in the shop, but the excuse presented by a thief in Oxford has to rank as one of the most ludicrous ever.

Alex Walker, 33, initially explained the presence of footprints matching his shoes at the scene of a burglary by telling police he sometimes lent his shoes to friends.

Pete Hughes of the Oxford Mail reports that Walker eventually admitted stealing a racing bike, MacBook computer and jewellery worth a total of just under £4,000 from a home in Oxford in October last year.

Despite saying that he “did not like committing burglaries”, he was sentenced to three-and-a-half-years in prison.

Naomi Perry, prosecuting, said the homeowner had returned from holiday to find her window smashed in and the valuables gone.

Walker’s DNA was found in a blood smear at the scene.

Defending Walker, Lucy Tapper said her client was dealing with drug problems, and told the court: “He said he didn’t like doing burglaries and felt bad about doing them.”

Judge Zoe Smith reminded Walker he had 41 pervious convictions.

She told him: “You are a prolific burglar.”