[HoarseMann]

Very nearly caused a toad to croak this morning and there seems to be a lot more debris on the roads too. So it got me thinking – what’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to swerve to avoid?

Topic

[Eynsham]

 An Alligator. 

 An Alligator. 

Emerging from a pond.  In Florida.

[brooksby]

 

<shudder…> 

[Madteclind]

A used condom…

A used condom…

[Awavey]

when you got to Dumoulin, you

when you got to Dumoulin, you got to Dumoulin 🙂

[HoarseMann]

I hope they called out

I hope they called out ‘droppin’ in’

[bosskardo]

A cow in a pair time trial. I
A cow in a pair time trial. I went one way and the other guy went in front of it’s horns. Luckily was walking very slowly.

[kraut]

bonus points for the sound

bonus points for the sound track!

[LastBoyScout]

The legs of a copulating

The legs of a copulating couple that were across the trail – emergency bunnyhop!

Summer evening on a path to a popular local nature reserve, admittedly the less popular side of the river.

[Liam Cahill]

A dildo. It was large. Big

A dildo. It was large. Big swerve.

[Captain Badger]

andystow wrote:

Black snakes

Caterpillars

Uncountable panicked squirrels

Suicidal rabbits

 

Bloody squirrels, ’bout time they had number plates

[pockstone]

Winner!

Winner!

[Captain Badger]

dave atkinson wrote:

i *was* taken out by a badger on a howies night ride from cardigan to abergavenny. solid things, badgers.

Mwahahahahah!

 

[pockstone]

Hefty blighters, indeed.

Hefty blighters, indeed. Despite their ferocity I don’t think there was any malice. The Red Kite on the other hand definitely had it in for me.

[dave atkinson]

https://road.cc/content/blog

https://road.cc/content/blog/56102-howies-rest-less-ride

damn that was a fun ride

[dave atkinson]

i *was* taken out by a badger

i *was* taken out by a badger on a howies night ride from cardigan to abergavenny. solid things, badgers.

[Author]

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