Thinking drivist – rate my rant

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    David9694

    Bullshit, I’ve observed, travels along particular routes: it’s easier to say “the moon is made of cheese” than it is to set out the facts as to what it’s made of – most people have lost interest by then .  So it goes with the development of cars. 

    I tried to set out the range of deceit,denial and self-deceit you have to perform to argue in favour of more cars – the piece fails because those that do have got too good at it and too numerous. But anyway…

    You have to be able to ignore, or explain away, the daily litany of deaths and injuries – they keep on coming; you also have to be able normalise the constant fear and the near misses.   You have sever any connection between driving and climate change. 

    You don’t question the idea that it’s “too dangerous” to walk or cycle to school.  Somehow you manage the conjuring  trick of arguing for personal freedom (to drive) yet Children pay the price with theirs  – until they are old enough to join the club.

    You have to maintain the fiction that driving is for everyone – not so if you don’t have the health or wealth to sustain it. If you don’t have the wealth, you’re out in the cold. The driver narrative is of course silent on what happens to those people.  Anyone disagreeing is painted as anti-car. 

    Somehow the person in the £15000 van is a working class hero doing necessary things, the one on the £1500 bike is middle class and entitled. Perhaps the most cynical aspect of this is that being allowed to drive everywhere somehow helps people with disabilities.  And of course every driver is a nurse returning home after a 12 hour shift, fridge in hand or a devoted son/daughter son visiting a sick relative.

    Although there is a reasonably comprehensive set of laws and regulations to control drivers, these are loudly resented and trivialised, and even attacked; offending is on an industrial scale, yet enforcement remains manual and labour-intensive, which again is just the way the cookie crumbles and isn’t deliberate. (The E-scooters bring home just how much on-board regulation there could be – if we chose to have it.)

    You have a shared narrative that turns things on their head: drivers always the victims of a range of evils.  Taxation, charges, petrol companies profiteering, incompetent and lazy traffic engineers: all out to do innocent drivers down.  And drivers are always innocent – every bloody month “killer driver walks free”.

    Any restrictions can’t possibly be installed because they would confuse drivers. 

    You take for granted and portray the huge investment over decades in roads and all that goes with them and the associated revenue costs as history taking its natural course.  And of course, if only “they” would see it and build another by-pass. 

    Part of the narrative is “others should be made to do x” or “they should be banned from doing y.”  The windshield bias that sets in means that other road users are always the problem.  You park on the pavement, idle your engine and abuse anyone who queries this. You elect a government that has “rules are for losers” exuding from every pore. 

    You hide the many costs of driving, while believing that you are paying out for everything – health, the environment, the facilitation of nuisance and serious crime.  Somehow, public transport is expensive.  When there’s disruption to the fuel supply you panic, you queue, you even get violent.

     

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    David9694

    Ah, the obesity / car-width

    Ah, the obesity / car-width symbiosis.  “1960s Mini? Ha! I’d never fit in that.” Narrator: But people did. 

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    Kapelmuur
    mdavidford wrote:
    A lot of garage / car combinations now, if you did manage to get the car inside, you wouldn’t then be able to open the door to get out.

    I used to read the motoring page in the Telegraph and there were many complaints about garages being too narrow to accommodate modern cars.   There were suggestions that a campaign should be started to make wider garages a legal requirement.

    It didn’t appear to occur to any of the correspondents that car size bloat was the problem.

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    Wingguy
    Daveyraveygravey wrote:
    [The bastards that only do a peephole in the windscreen and leave all the other windows frosted up

    Ugh, when it snowed heavily last spring I was nearly knocked off by a driver pulling out of her drive with a 6 inch hole cleared on her windscreen and 3 inch one on her side windows. Then couldn’t for the life of her understand why I stopped and stood in front of the car, telling her to reverse back onto her drive and clear them properly. 

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    David9694

    It’s faulty thinking, this,

    It’s faulty thinking, this, albeit deliberate, that’s what was on my mind – any discussion rapidly gets polarised as we descend into “humph let’s all go back to the horse & cart then” or better still “well, I’m giving up driving/ doing all my shopping in the next town over” [because one cycle lane has been built, or parking charges have gone up], to which the stock response is “that could work”.

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    andystow

    Born in Derby, lived in the

    Born in Derby, lived in the USA for decades. Currently in Illinois, USA.

    #989051
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    brooksby

    I’ve still got a can of that

    I’ve still got a can of that in the cupboard full of Stuff, next to my washing machine. Blue and white tin.

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    David9694

    American spelling of

    American spelling of neighbours and a car that actually fits in the garage – yet you have a boot, not a trunk.  Which are you. (genuine question!)

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    David9694

    I’m old enough to remember de

    I’m old enough to remember de-icer. 

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    TheBillder

    “And of course every driver
    “And of course every driver is a nurse returning home after a 12 hour shift, fridge in hand or a devoted son/daughter son visiting a sick relative.”

    This is the thing I loathe. So many people say that no traffic reduction of any kind will ever be possible because some people need a vehicle sometimes. No one is suggesting that all motorised traffic will be banned – just that journeys that don’t need it should not use it. Quite simple, but people in SUVs travelling a few hundred yards couldn’t possibly do without their car for a moment.

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    mdavidford
    brooksby wrote:
    (Does anyone else remember when people used to actually scrape their windscreens, using a ‘scraper’, or did I just dream that…?).

    “Life hack: Running your engine to defrost your windscreen costing you too much in petrol? Why not scrape it off with a bit of plastic instead?”

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    mdavidford

    A lot of garage / car

    A lot of garage / car combinations now, if you did manage to get the car inside, you wouldn’t then be able to open the door to get out.

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    JustTryingToGetFromAtoB

    brooksby wrote:

    brooksby wrote:

    Daveyraveygravey wrote:
    Two things jumped out at me.  One about engines idling…the car park at work at lunch is full of sad feckers sitting in their cars…with their engines on…for 30 minutes.  Because it’s cold out.  But they can’t sit in the canteen the company heats for them?

    That reminds me of when it’s a frosty morning, and you get your bike out of the shed, put your gloves on and go.

    Whereas the neighbours are sitting there in their cars with the engine running and their wipers going back and forth to clear the ice on their windscreens.

    (Does anyone else remember when people used to actually scrape their windscreens, using a ‘scraper’, or did I just dream that…?).

    A pet hate of mine is cars idling. We have a few offenders round here and it’s horrible walking past them taking the sprog to school.

    Best thing I’ve bought for the car is a cover. Whip it off in the morning and ready to drive.

    I think a lot of people still think they need to warm up the engines on cold days though it has been decades since this has been necessary. Their knowledge of the highway code probably stems from the same era.

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    chrisonabike

    “But it’s cold!” fully

    “But it’s cold!” fully rebutted by a Canadian. In a Finnish winter.

    Skip straight to the “specialised winter gear” section.

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    andystow
    brooksby wrote:
    (Does anyone else remember when people used to actually scrape their windscreens, using a ‘scraper’, or did I just dream that…?).

    I have one of those in my boot, but I can’t remember the last time I had to use it. My car spends its nights, and most days, in the garage. My neighbors seem to use their garages to store boxes of stuff they never unpacked after moving in two decades ago, instead.

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    Daveyraveygravey
    brooksby wrote:
    Daveyraveygravey wrote:
    Two things jumped out at me.  One about engines idling…the car park at work at lunch is full of sad feckers sitting in their cars…with their engines on…for 30 minutes.  Because it’s cold out.  But they can’t sit in the canteen the company heats for them?

    That reminds me of when it’s a frosty morning, and you get your bike out of the shed, put your gloves on and go.

    Whereas the neighbours are sitting there in their cars with the engine running and their wipers going back and forth to clear the ice on their windscreens.

    (Does anyone else remember when people used to actually scrape their windscreens, using a ‘scraper’, or did I just dream that…?).

     

    Good point!  Or they pour water out of the kettle all over their pride and joy.  And yes, I still scrape.  The bastards that only do a peephole in the windscreen and leave all the other windows frosted up

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