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Satirical Cycle Safety

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  • April 27, 2012 at 1:46 pm #15652
    mad_scot_rider

    From The Onion

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/bicyclesafety-tips,8077/

    My fave is this

    [quote]
    Bike safety can never be stressed enough. If you doubt this, try stressing it as much as you possibly can. It won’t be enough–guaranteed.
    [/quote]

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  • May 4, 2012 at 10:49 am #676741
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    andylul

    giff77 wrote:@ mad scott –

    giff77 wrote:
    @ mad scott – should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland ;)

    It’s often the same thing 🙂

    April 29, 2012 at 3:52 pm #676739
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    giff77

    @ mad scott – should that not
    @ mad scott – should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland 😉

    April 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm #676737
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    mad_scot_rider

    SideBurn wrote:It does not

    SideBurn wrote:
    It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

    Depends on your nationality

    Italian – extra virgin olive oil
    Japanese – whale oil
    English – rapeseed oil
    Scottish – 20/50 engine oil

    April 28, 2012 at 9:45 am #676735
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    SideBurn

    It does not say what sort of
    It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

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