occasionally asked if I ride in a club.

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    don simon fbpe

    The answer is a resounding NO!

    I’ve had the answer clarified over the last couple of weeks.

    I caught up and rode and chatted with a couple of club riders, including a nat champ. During the conversation I was told that I should wear a helmet with anecdotes to support the argument. Assuming that I think I should have been impressed with the nat champ bit, I didn’t want to tell them who I’ve rubbed shoulders in the past with in the world of cycling, it might have got embarrassing. But equally that mindset of club rider in not one which I could be a part of.

    Today really cemented my not wishing to be a club member position, and I am aware that not all clubs are equal.

    I ride a fair bit on the local greenway, which is a shared path. On joining the path at Northgate Village, I had to wait for this sea of club riders as the barrelled down the path. Not a problem.

    I joined the path and was behind them. The first observation was that they were carrying a lot of speed for such a sized group on a heavily used (by pedestrians) part of the path. Pedestrians were forced, in a wave of bell ringing, to stop as this group charged through without losing any speed, or ceding any space on this shared path. I can see why pedestrians have it in for cyclists now, they’re genuinely scared.

    Further up, a couple of riders took a wrong turn. Remember, I was following them. Did he wait for me to pass so he could rejoin safely or cut across me? Of course he cut across me.

    A little further on I decided that I wanted to pass the group ( I had warmed up and there were fewer pedestrians and this group were going quite slowly, in spite of what I said earlier) and let out a cheery “passing on your right” ( a couple of times) and was greeted with the lady of the group telling me that I wasn’t the only one who was using the path. I was now caught up in the middle of the group as it was still barrelling down the path, a couple of the club riders decided to close pass and cut in front of me in order to gain positions, I guess this is the club equivalent of sticking you cock on the table to demonstrate manliness, or how big a wanker you are, I’m not sure.

    I was now in prime position to see and feel what it was like riding in a large group of arrogant wankers who thought that they had greater rights than other users on this shared path, and I was embarrassed. At no point was more than 2/3 of the path given up to other users, at no point did speed drop to take other users into consideration. Oncoming cyclists were shaking their heads, pedestrians were stopping and stepping off the path for their own safety.

    At Mickle Trafford I sorted myself to do a u-turn at the gate, obviously one of the group decided that he’d stop, inspect the rear wheel and ignore my request to get out of my fucking way so I could proceed. He did.

     

    At no point during this 5km of hell was there any conversation beween the club and myself, except a couple of barbed comments.

    I’m well aware that the members from another club in that part of the world, North Wirral Velo, are absolutely sound, courteous and a pleasure to meet. I have have met this particular club on many occasions and know that this is not unique to this particular outing. There are a couple of other clubs that seem to ride in this manner too, but I have never had the pleasure of riding as one of them.

    Why the fuck would I want to join a club and ride like a wanker?

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  • #929703
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    don simon fbpe

    Simon E wrote:

    Simon E wrote:

    don simon wrote:
    The only thing that strikes me as odd is that you clearly choose not to understand what was written, and I quote, “Today really cemented my not wishing to be a club member position, and I am aware that not all clubs are equal.”
    So why the rant? People behaving inconsiderately on a popular shared path is unfortunately not uncommon.

    One minute they’re carrying a lot of speed, next you overtake as they’re going quite slowly and then you’re stuck in the middle of the group of “arrogant wankers” that was now “barrelling down the path”. Would it not have made sense to stay well back, take it easy and leave them to their confrontations?

    Perhaps if you hadn’t ended the post with “Why the fuck would I want to join a club and ride like a wanker?”, or even changed “a club” to “a club like that”, then it would have been interpreted rather differently.

    don simon wrote:
    As for the Welsh bit, yes I’m proud of my heritage and equally proud of my geographical knowledge, but I’ll let you explain to the masses how much of the greenway runs through Wales. Get your fact rights before going on the attack for fear of looking like the wanker.

    I’ll give you a tip, play the ball and not the man. That way you don’t have to invent things.

    What ball?

    And who is the wanker am I supposed to be looking like?

    There’s a wink smiley too. What’s that for?

    I thought the section known as the greenway only went as far as Deeside. Also, you said you were at Mickle Trafford, which is some way into England. I clearly recall your one-eyed attack on English people visiting Wales so if you want to keep the English out of Wales then shouldn’t you do likewise and turn back at the border? I’m proud of my heritage too but I’m not xenophobic.

    Do you ever ride in the other direction along Route 5? Nicer views, the air smells better and I suspect the ice cream tastes better too. I’d expect the path to be less crowded. Is it? I’ve been meaning to ride along there to Bangor for ages, I should stop making excuses and instead make it happen. If I do then what bike and clothing should I be looking out for? Just so I know it’s you.


    What rant?

    #929701
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    Rapha Nadal
    BehindTheBikesheds wrote:
    Rapha Nadal wrote:
    BehindTheBikesheds wrote:
    Good shout, exactly my feeling too regards to clubs/weekend warriors these days.

    It’s a long time since these groups riding was for the most part courteous, safe and had any thought towards others. This is why most if not all sportives have people saying they won’t do another because the wannabe racers ride like wankers. This is why I will confront tossers who think it’s okay to do shit like filter at speed right into my path when I’m lined up on my side of the road about to make a right turn and they call me out because they’re too impatient – the red light ahead of him and why I could turn around and have words with the noddy hat wearing knobjockey.

    Basically these people have been brought up driving and it’s atypical moton attitude/mentality, the plastic hats are most definitely part and parcel of the attitude/rider behaviour and indeed from that why the hats have not had the desired effect, so makes those that wear them and crash more often calling out others who don’t, fucking hilarious …not! 

    Prove it. Or is that just you in your echo chamber?

    And what does somebody’s choice to wear a helmet have to do with this?  Honestly, do you ever check yourself before spouting off such shit?

    lol, you make me laugh, you’re incapable of actually reading and understanding basic concepts, keep spouting shit in your own echo chamber, oh hang on you have one with your plastic hat, keep shouting into that sonshine, it might save your life.

    Helmet wearers take more risk, this is a fact that we know, just as seatbelted drivers take more risks than unbelted ones, the wannabe racers mentioned by the OP were wearing lids, the OP was also accosted by a plastic hat wearing wanker who couldn’t mind their own business or be civil. Riders on a sportive take more risks because they feel more protected from a helmet so act like the morons many see them for. You deluded types want to hide away from facts, what actually happens when you wear a helmet and come from a motor based background.

    The courtesy of cycling clubs of old is disappearing, the new wave of strava noddy hat wearing wankers with their piss poor attitude and moton MGIF blindness is everywhere.

    Here are just a couple of examples where those that have taken part or simply come across a sportive have had bad experiences, I read about them on various fora over the years, friends who ride them and report back how there are hundreds of fucktards who ride like twats endangering others, if you don’t think this is common place then you’re a head in the sand idiot.

    https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=chteu0r549ndodlucds84umjv3&topic=84793.0
    https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?t=109399
     

    I mean, please do point out where I’ve sung the virtues of wearing a helmet at any point in this thread.  Or this forum now I think about it.  I’ll wait.

    You say that the courtesy of cycle clubs is dying but yet refuse to join one – or, more likely, they ask you to leave shortly after. Do you vet every club in the UK or just go by random forum posts every now & again to build your belief system?

    As for the rest?  Keep banging that drum.  Somebody will listen one day.

    Fucking gammon Daily Mail readers.

    #929699
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    Simon E
    don simon wrote:
    The only thing that strikes me as odd is that you clearly choose not to understand what was written, and I quote, “Today really cemented my not wishing to be a club member position, and I am aware that not all clubs are equal.”
    So why the rant? People behaving inconsiderately on a popular shared path is unfortunately not uncommon.

    One minute they’re carrying a lot of speed, next you overtake as they’re going quite slowly and then you’re stuck in the middle of the group of “arrogant wankers” that was now “barrelling down the path”. Would it not have made sense to stay well back, take it easy and leave them to their confrontations?

    Perhaps if you hadn’t ended the post with “Why the fuck would I want to join a club and ride like a wanker?”, or even changed “a club” to “a club like that”, then it would have been interpreted rather differently.

    don simon wrote:
    As for the Welsh bit, yes I’m proud of my heritage and equally proud of my geographical knowledge, but I’ll let you explain to the masses how much of the greenway runs through Wales. Get your fact rights before going on the attack for fear of looking like the wanker.

    I’ll give you a tip, play the ball and not the man. That way you don’t have to invent things.

    What ball?

    And who is the wanker am I supposed to be looking like?

    There’s a wink smiley too. What’s that for?

    I thought the section known as the greenway only went as far as Deeside. Also, you said you were at Mickle Trafford, which is some way into England. I clearly recall your one-eyed attack on English people visiting Wales so if you want to keep the English out of Wales then shouldn’t you do likewise and turn back at the border? I’m proud of my heritage too but I’m not xenophobic.

    Do you ever ride in the other direction along Route 5? Nicer views, the air smells better and I suspect the ice cream tastes better too. I’d expect the path to be less crowded. Is it? I’ve been meaning to ride along there to Bangor for ages, I should stop making excuses and instead make it happen. If I do then what bike and clothing should I be looking out for? Just so I know it’s you.

    #929697
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    Mungecrundle

    We get it, you don’t like
    We get it, you don’t like helmets or riding with friends and resent people who have a different relationship to cycling than you do.

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    Anonymous
    Rapha Nadal wrote:
    BehindTheBikesheds wrote:
    Good shout, exactly my feeling too regards to clubs/weekend warriors these days.

    It’s a long time since these groups riding was for the most part courteous, safe and had any thought towards others. This is why most if not all sportives have people saying they won’t do another because the wannabe racers ride like wankers. This is why I will confront tossers who think it’s okay to do shit like filter at speed right into my path when I’m lined up on my side of the road about to make a right turn and they call me out because they’re too impatient – the red light ahead of him and why I could turn around and have words with the noddy hat wearing knobjockey.

    Basically these people have been brought up driving and it’s atypical moton attitude/mentality, the plastic hats are most definitely part and parcel of the attitude/rider behaviour and indeed from that why the hats have not had the desired effect, so makes those that wear them and crash more often calling out others who don’t, fucking hilarious …not! 

    Prove it. Or is that just you in your echo chamber?

    And what does somebody’s choice to wear a helmet have to do with this?  Honestly, do you ever check yourself before spouting off such shit?

    lol, you make me laugh, you’re incapable of actually reading and understanding basic concepts, keep spouting shit in your own echo chamber, oh hang on you have one with your plastic hat, keep shouting into that sonshine, it might save your life.

    Helmet wearers take more risk, this is a fact that we know, just as seatbelted drivers take more risks than unbelted ones, the wannabe racers mentioned by the OP were wearing lids, the OP was also accosted by a plastic hat wearing wanker who couldn’t mind their own business or be civil. Riders on a sportive take more risks because they feel more protected from a helmet so act like the morons many see them for. You deluded types want to hide away from facts, what actually happens when you wear a helmet and come from a motor based background.

    The courtesy of cycling clubs of old is disappearing, the new wave of strava noddy hat wearing wankers with their piss poor attitude and moton MGIF blindness is everywhere.

    Here are just a couple of examples where those that have taken part or simply come across a sportive have had bad experiences, I read about them on various fora over the years, friends who ride them and report back how there are hundreds of fucktards who ride like twats endangering others, if you don’t think this is common place then you’re a head in the sand idiot.

    https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=chteu0r549ndodlucds84umjv3&topic=84793.0
    https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?t=109399

    #929693
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    peakingintwomonths

    Take the Marxist approach to

    Take the Marxist approach to clubs yes

    #929691
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    don simon fbpe
    madcarew wrote:
    Don Simon says “play the ball, not the man”. Laugh of the day laugh

    Madcarew, I challenge you to find one instance where I have robustly responded to another member when they have not deserved it, i.e. set the level by getting personal first. It’s quite funny how people are, they can dish it out, but shrivel like a cold penis when it comes back at them. I bet you can’t see it in yourself either.

    And, of course, thank you for your valuable contribution to the thread.

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    don simon fbpe
    Rapha Nadal wrote:
    BehindTheBikesheds wrote:
    Good shout, exactly my feeling too regards to clubs/weekend warriors these days.

    It’s a long time since these groups riding was for the most part courteous, safe and had any thought towards others. This is why most if not all sportives have people saying they won’t do another because the wannabe racers ride like wankers. This is why I will confront tossers who think it’s okay to do shit like filter at speed right into my path when I’m lined up on my side of the road about to make a right turn and they call me out because they’re too impatient – the red light ahead of him and why I could turn around and have words with the noddy hat wearing knobjockey.

    Basically these people have been brought up driving and it’s atypical moton attitude/mentality, the plastic hats are most definitely part and parcel of the attitude/rider behaviour and indeed from that why the hats have not had the desired effect, so makes those that wear them and crash more often calling out others who don’t, fucking hilarious …not! 

    Prove it. Or is that just you in your echo chamber?

    And what does somebody’s choice to wear a helmet have to do with this?  Honestly, do you ever check yourself before spouting off such shit?

    I think it was a reaction to the OP and that a rider in club colours having split from the club ride mentioned that a helmet should be worn and supported the position with anecdotes with no option for debate.

    #929687
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    Rapha Nadal
    BehindTheBikesheds wrote:
    Good shout, exactly my feeling too regards to clubs/weekend warriors these days.

    It’s a long time since these groups riding was for the most part courteous, safe and had any thought towards others. This is why most if not all sportives have people saying they won’t do another because the wannabe racers ride like wankers. This is why I will confront tossers who think it’s okay to do shit like filter at speed right into my path when I’m lined up on my side of the road about to make a right turn and they call me out because they’re too impatient – the red light ahead of him and why I could turn around and have words with the noddy hat wearing knobjockey.

    Basically these people have been brought up driving and it’s atypical moton attitude/mentality, the plastic hats are most definitely part and parcel of the attitude/rider behaviour and indeed from that why the hats have not had the desired effect, so makes those that wear them and crash more often calling out others who don’t, fucking hilarious …not! 

    Prove it. Or is that just you in your echo chamber?

    And what does somebody’s choice to wear a helmet have to do with this?  Honestly, do you ever check yourself before spouting off such shit?

    #929685
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    madcarew

    Don Simon says “play the ball

    Don Simon says “play the ball, not the man”. Laugh of the day laugh

    #929683
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    don simon fbpe
    Simon E wrote:
    To suggest that all clubs must be full of arseholes because you annoyed members of a group ride (and/or didn’t like their behaviour) sees pretty odd to me. It’s perfectly possible to behave appropriate whether you’re a member of a cycling club.

    Equally, you can be a wanker without joining a club. You can ride in club kit, full pro kit, high-end kit, football kit or Sports Direct; clipless or flats; you can ride carbon, alu or steel; solo or in a group (though sheeple prefer to flock in groups and simply follow their leader). Wankers can do all these things, just like everyone else.

    BTW since you’re such a proud Welsh nash why were you trespassing over the border? The roads and views in north Wales are surely better than Mickle Trafford and the lack of bilingual road signs must have been disconcerting. 😉

    The only thing that strikes me as odd is that you clearly choose not to understand what was written, and I quote, “Today really cemented my not wishing to be a club member position, and I am aware that not all clubs are equal.”, and then you go on to invent something that clearly wasn’t written. Unless you were there, could you point out what it was I did that “annoyed members of a group ride”?

    As for the Welsh bit, yes I’m proud of my heritage and equally proud of my geographical knowledge, but I’ll let you explain to the masses how much of the greenway runs through Wales. Get your fact rights before going on the attack for fear of looking like the wanker.

    I’ll give you a tip, play the ball and not the man. That way you don’t have to invent things.

    #929681
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    Anonymous
    NorthEastJimmy wrote:
    Some of the usual suspects on this site; constantly grouping a load of people together, using hatred to generalise and penalise people who are innocent.

     

    Have read similar comments about hating anyone who drives a certain make of car.

    Also the same and totally unconnected ramble about people who wear helmets.

    Or maybe they just told a story of something that happened to them?

    From experience once you start getting too many people together in any activity the potential for bad behaviour increases. Look at football. A few fans may be ok, a big group becomes a tribe looking for trouble.

    When I used to ride motorbikes regulary with a couple of people it was generally fast but very controlled and slow where it needed to be.  One day one of them brought a load of his other mates along and before long silent rivalries had started and pace was stupid and people in cars probably though we were a bunch of utter twats. Strength in numbers does sometimes lead to different mentality.

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    henryb

    Crippledbiker wrote:

    Crippledbiker wrote:
    …As an aside, and I swear I didn’t intend to triple-post, I’m just incapable of not rambling – I have no idea how you upright lot chaingang without coming acropper; We have a bit of Pi shaped metal specifically for the purpose, called a drafting bar, that sticks out from the rear of our bikes and sits just off from our rear wheels. You can just about see one on [url=https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7451fbde4b140f54cdcac2db5a60922ca6887396/c=0-0-2048-1152/local/-/media/2015/06/06/Reno/B9317570986Z.1_20150606163045_000_G3QB0667D.1-0.jpg?width=3200&height=1680&fit=crop]this gorgeous carbon handcycle[/url] All “proper” handcycles have one at the back, some of the really nice ones have a loop covering the front wheel as well, which is visible in that picture. As an aside, that fellow is known for regularly getting to 60mph+ on the downhill, which is bloody terrifying. When we get into a drafting position, it’s customary to gently tap the handcyclist in front on the drafting bar with your front wheel whilst shouting “In”. If the person in front loses pace, it’s fine – the drafting bar will make contact with the front wheel of the person behind, not a wheel to wheel collision. Admittedly, you can probably see a lot more than we can in a chain, so you can probably anticipate much better than we can. You can also jink sideways to a degree, which isn’t so easy when you’re laying down.

    To be honest, that sounds like a good idea for bicycles to have as well!

     

    (On the original post about clubs: some people are arses, most are not; clubs are made up of people; some clubs will be arse-like in culture, most will not. It’s wrong to generalise about all clubs from one experience)

    #929677
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    NorthEastJimmy

    Some of the usual suspects on

    Some of the usual suspects on this site; constantly grouping a load of people together, using hatred to generalise and penalise people who are innocent.

     

    Have read similar comments about hating anyone who drives a certain make of car.

    Also the same and totally unconnected ramble about people who wear helmets.

    #929675
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    Crippledbiker

    …As an aside, and I swear I
    …As an aside, and I swear I didn’t intend to triple-post, I’m just incapable of not rambling – I have no idea how you upright lot chaingang without coming acropper; We have a bit of Pi shaped metal specifically for the purpose, called a drafting bar, that sticks out from the rear of our bikes and sits just off from our rear wheels. You can just about see one on [url=https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7451fbde4b140f54cdcac2db5a60922ca6887396/c=0-0-2048-1152/local/-/media/2015/06/06/Reno/B9317570986Z.1_20150606163045_000_G3QB0667D.1-0.jpg?width=3200&height=1680&fit=crop]this gorgeous carbon handcycle[/url]

    All “proper” handcycles have one at the back, some of the really nice ones have a loop covering the front wheel as well, which is visible in that picture. As an aside, that fellow is known for regularly getting to 60mph+ on the downhill, which is bloody terrifying.

    When we get into a drafting position, it’s customary to gently tap the handcyclist in front on the drafting bar with your front wheel whilst shouting “In”. If the person in front loses pace, it’s fine – the drafting bar will make contact with the front wheel of the person behind, not a wheel to wheel collision.

    Admittedly, you can probably see a lot more than we can in a chain, so you can probably anticipate much better than we can. You can also jink sideways to a degree, which isn’t so easy when you’re laying down.

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