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46 years to find the best knock knock joke…..so far :)

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  • January 13, 2017 at 1:14 pm #26654
    Bike Swanky

    I’m not the best at remembering jokes, so I can’t be certain the this one is an original, but my son told a cracker to me yesterday.

    Have a read and be sure to tell it your own family if you’ve not heard it before 🙂

    https://www.facebook.com/BikeSwanky/posts/458427027614376:0

     

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  • January 16, 2017 at 12:57 pm #885133
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    DaveE128
    Guernsey Donkey wrote:
    Knock knock

     

    Who’s there?

     

    The interupting Cow

     

    The interupti….

     

    Moo!

     

     

    To be followed swiftly with or answered by:

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    The interupting starfish

    The interupti….

    *spread hand shoved in face*

    January 15, 2017 at 8:43 pm #885131
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    barbarus

    Why did the chicken cross
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    I don’t know?

    To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    The chicken…

    January 15, 2017 at 1:17 pm #885129
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    Guernsey Donkey

    Knock knock

    Knock knock

     

    Who’s there?

     

    The interupting Cow

     

    The interupti….

     

    Moo!

     

     

    January 14, 2017 at 4:43 pm #885127
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    Anonymous

    Knock knock.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Europe.

    Europe who?

    No, you’re a poo.

    January 14, 2017 at 3:08 pm #885125
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    the little onion

    Knock knock

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Doctor

    Doctor who

    *theremin music*

    January 14, 2017 at 10:03 am #885123
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    barbarus

    Knock knock
    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Wurlitzer.

    Wurlitzer who?

    (In Elvis voice) Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show….

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