Phil ‘N Paul Bingo

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    ray silvester

    Further on from Ghedebrav’s idea to spot the stupid sayings of ITV commentators Paul Sherwen and Phil Liggett i wonder how many of these they can knock off today?

    My famous formula of 1 min per 10k

    Nesting Vultures

    My old team La redoute

    The big Queenslander

    Cav’s old Leadout man

    Since the days of Pulidor and Anquetil

    He was a great mountain biker

    Fuglsang’s bandages

    Flag of Wales flying for Geraint Thomas

    feel free to add your own!!

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    tarquin_foxglove

    He’s such a fantastic bike
    He’s such a fantastic bike handler.

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    chokofingrz

    A few days ago they called
    A few days ago they called the current polka-dot wearer Majkcek, which sounded like Mike Check.

    Also:
    “All these roundabouts will help the breakaway riders of course”
    “On this descent he’ll be approaching speeds of around 100km/h” (always the same number regardless of rider’s actual speed)
    “By the look on his face he’s really starting to suffer” (moments after “he’s looking so strong today, I think he might just take this stage”)

    And of course, the perennial classic:
    “This is a man who just loves to ride his bike” (about anyone)

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    cherrypicked

    The new one I love to
    The new one I love to hate:
    Pinot has shown no respect to the established riders

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    Joelsim

    ES all the way for me. Much
    ES all the way for me. Much prefer Carlton & Sean.

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    cherrypicked

    Need to be in the first 15 or
    Need to be in the first 15 or 20 places
    Off the front or at the back
    Able to turn them inside out for their team leader
    Flat across the road indicating that the peloton is not turning the pedals in anger
    Long stretched out line indicating that x team is trying to chase down the breakaway for their sprinter

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