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Phil ‘N Paul Bingo

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  • July 25, 2014 at 10:38 am #21988
    ray silvester

    Further on from Ghedebrav’s idea to spot the stupid sayings of ITV commentators Paul Sherwen and Phil Liggett i wonder how many of these they can knock off today?

    My famous formula of 1 min per 10k

    Nesting Vultures

    My old team La redoute

    The big Queenslander

    Cav’s old Leadout man

    Since the days of Pulidor and Anquetil

    He was a great mountain biker

    Fuglsang’s bandages

    Flag of Wales flying for Geraint Thomas

    feel free to add your own!!

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  • July 27, 2014 at 10:31 pm #805703
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    Him Up North

    Crosshouses wrote:Did I

    Crosshouses wrote:
    Did I really hear Paul Sherwin suggesting that Bernie Eisel was a good bet to win a sprint finish a few days ago?

    Today he nearly was! :O

    July 27, 2014 at 10:25 pm #805701
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    Redvee

    Had to rewind the ITV
    Had to rewind the ITV coverage today when I heard P&P say Richie Porte was riding up to Arc De Triomphe as he descended down the other side of the Avenue. :/
    Pretty sure I heard Sean Kelly mention the Swedish cycling team, Ulrika Green Edge 8|

    July 27, 2014 at 8:01 pm #805699
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    cavasta

    And from the last stage into
    And from the last stage into Paris:

    “As they ride past the tomb of the unknown shoulder.”
    “This Tour will simply will not lie down.”
    “Jens Voigt: the oldest rider in the peloton.” (Also used 3-4 times every day throughout the past three weeks.)

    July 27, 2014 at 7:27 pm #805697
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    sanderville

    Sortantly Sean Kelly have
    Sortantly Sean Kelly have made de calculation but – nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn – he may have to pay de proice.

    Still beats Sherwin and Shithead hands-down though.

    July 27, 2014 at 12:23 pm #805695
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    HalfWheeler

    “He’s shown them a clean pair
    “He’s shown them a clean pair of wheels”

    Still, they’re much better than the banal insanity of Carlton Kirkby on Eurosport. He’s beyond Alan Partridge.

    July 26, 2014 at 2:03 pm #805693
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    cavasta

    “He’s literally turning
    “He’s literally turning himself inside out.”

    July 26, 2014 at 8:18 am #805691
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    ray silvester

    Bruno Thibaut anyone?
    Bruno Thibaut anyone?

    July 26, 2014 at 7:50 am #805689
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    s_lim

    I’ve heard Tinko Saxoff
    I’ve heard Tinko Saxoff mentioned a few times. I prefer Carlton and Sean too, at least Carlton gets excited for the right reasons, and not just at random intervals

    July 26, 2014 at 7:47 am #805687
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    Flying Scot

    ‘Traffic circles’
    ‘Traffic circles’

    July 26, 2014 at 12:31 am #805685
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    MartyMcCann

    Today we were transported
    Today we were transported back a few years when Jan Bakelants was described as riding for “Omega-Pharma Lotto” and on nearly every stage they have also referred to OPQS as “Omega-Pharma QuickStop”.
    Oh and “Stephen-sorry Nicolas-Roche is on the front” (although they did refer to him as Laurence on another occasion -Nico’s uncle).

    July 26, 2014 at 12:10 am #805683
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    Ghedebrav

    I have heard Phil call Bauke
    I have heard Phil call Bauke Mollema ‘Bob Malka’ – that was a favourite.

    July 25, 2014 at 9:52 pm #805681
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    Kapelmuur

    ‘The elastic’s snapped’
    ‘The elastic’s snapped’

    July 25, 2014 at 9:51 pm #805679
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    Kapelmuur

    Did I really hear Paul
    Did I really hear Paul Sherwin suggesting that Bernie Eisel was a good bet to win a sprint finish a few days ago?

    July 25, 2014 at 9:40 pm #805677
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    Meaulnes

    “In the month of
    “In the month of July”
    “Traffic circles”
    “Just so you’re not confused, he’s not smiling, he’s actually grimacing!”
    “Rafael Maj-ka”

    Following on from an excellent recce by Chris Boardman in which he explained how melt water from a glacier was causing water to leak onto the roads: Phil “The tar’s melting!!”

    July 25, 2014 at 7:59 pm #805675
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    tarquin_foxglove

    There’s a pile up … frank
    There’s a pile up … frank schlock is on the floor

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