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I wish I was a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cos how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines out your bum?
Never knew this Smith's song was about how much you love your bike
Hand in glove
The sun shines out of our behinds
No, it's not like any other love
This one is different, because it's us
Hand in glove
We can go wherever we please
And everything depends upon
How near you stand to me
And if the people stare
Then the people stare
Oh, I really don't know and I really don't care
Kiss my shades
Hand in glove
The good people laugh
Yes, we may be hidden by rags
But we've something they'll never have
And everything depends upon
How near you stand to me
Womandatory hi-vis bras for cars then.
Why is it often recommended for cyclists to wear bright clothing (fair enough but it's become condescending now), but not for drivers to buy brightly coloured cars? Maybe they should mount a load of rubber on the front of cars to absorb some of the impact force.
Mandatory hi viz paint for motor cars!
Skidmark?
...here it is.
Cyclists are so awesome, the sun shines out of...
Not bad, but no cigar.
Just need a "Get it here, big boy!" sign to go with the direction arrow.
What you put on your mandatory tabard is up to you. I was going to model them, but not now.
The correct answer was "this is where you can stuff it it, Mr Loophole"
If the beans say they were grown and packed near Pripyat, best not to eat them...
I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I've been to Pripyat