Tyre-slashing man caught on camera having sex with bicycle

Swedish police hunting man who loves bikes a bit too much

by John Stevenson   June 25, 2013  

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Annoyed at someone interfering with his bike, a Swedish man has caught a bizarre bike fetishist red-handed.

Per Edstrom got fed up that someone kept puncturing his tyres and set up a CCTV camera to try and catch the culprit.

What he got was footage of a hooded man holding a piece of paper, getting intimate with the bike. The miscreant stands over the rear wheel of the bike, punctures the tyre and then masturbates as it deflates.

Police in Osterlund are looking for the velophile and believe there may be a link to a series of crimes in the area in 2007. A 35-year-old man was arrested back then for allegedly slashing the tyres of 20 bikes, before masturbating over their saddles.

Mr Edstrom says he is willing to forgive the man, but just wants him to leave his bike alone.  “I am not scared of him, just irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix,” said Edstrom. “This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing.”

The video is frankly a bit ‘ew’ for a family website, although there’s no nudity involved. If you feel you must, you can watch it on YouTube.

Unusual as this story is, it’s not the first instance of human-bicycle sexual relations. Earlier this year, Danish police were seeking a man who repeatedly masturbated on a women’s saddle while her bike was parked at a train station.

And lest we think this is a peculiarly Scandinavian kink, in 2007 a Scottish man was sentenced to three years’ probation after being caught having sex with his own bike.

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Well thats put me off my lunch Sick

posted by yarman [17 posts]
25th June 2013 - 12:57

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There's a joke in this story somewhere which includes the words Shimano, fishing and tackle. I'm only sorry that I can't think of it myself !

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posted by Timsen [36 posts]
25th June 2013 - 13:57

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SWEDEN HAS CRIME??

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posted by aslongasicycle [301 posts]
25th June 2013 - 13:58

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Brings a new meaning to a lube and air check.

posted by Colin Peyresourde [1117 posts]
25th June 2013 - 14:02

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I'm jealous, I want a kick stand

posted by billyman [122 posts]
25th June 2013 - 14:17

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Words fail me Thinking

Endorphines going up and adrenaline going down, who needs drugs?

posted by banzicyclist2 [208 posts]
25th June 2013 - 14:25

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so in Scotland you can't even have it off with your own bike? Bit harsh.

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posted by Chris [105 posts]
25th June 2013 - 15:57

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"Having sex with a bike"

It's an inanimate** object, therefore, is he not just sh**ging it?

**Yeah, yeah, I know...not all of the time, but when it's left to its own devices it is.

posted by Hasis [36 posts]
25th June 2013 - 16:25

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If w*nking over something is considered the same as shagging it, guess I can boast about having had all three of the GB Olympic Women's Team Pursuit team! Wink

posted by merckxissimo [59 posts]
25th June 2013 - 16:30

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merckxissimo wrote:
If w*nking over something is considered the same as shagging it, guess I can boast about having had all three of the GB Olympic Women's Team Pursuit team! Wink

An image which fails to enrich life, perhaps.... Sick

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posted by doc [167 posts]
25th June 2013 - 16:34

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Someone needs to point out that it is not the type of rubber you're meant to be slipping over for safe sex. It has made me laugh though Big Grin

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posted by cidermart [460 posts]
25th June 2013 - 16:54

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What is the world of cycling coming to!! The sound of a puncture apparently!!http://road.cc/sites/all/modules/smileys/packs/Yahoo!/grin.gif

Chadders x

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posted by chadders [73 posts]
25th June 2013 - 17:46

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What gets me most is that it isn't even a very pretty bike...

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posted by mr-andrew [295 posts]
25th June 2013 - 20:19

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It says something significant about wha this site has become that this 'story' is covered while the cyclist in Thanet who killed a pedestrian who was crossing the road gets ignored. Balance required.

posted by Beaufort [143 posts]
25th June 2013 - 22:40

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So thats where Stan's get their tyre gunk!

posted by mybrainthinksim... [24 posts]
25th June 2013 - 22:47

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... And people are dying in Syria and that hasn't been considered by Road.CC at all. Shallow bastards. Big Grin

Silly me. You're probably right....

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posted by MercuryOne [1055 posts]
25th June 2013 - 22:52

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I Must say I do Love my Ed Merckx old cold steel & The Mountain Goat Wiskeytown but me thinks that is goin some twood be rough on a frosty winter evening Surprise

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posted by Baldy1alex [43 posts]
27th June 2013 - 13:27

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Did Per Edstrom set up a helmet cam then?

posted by consciousbadger [16 posts]
2nd January 2014 - 14:04

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