Friday caption competition: Team Sky! We have a winner!

"We know where it all went wrong. Next year we're gonna have Brad on a full-size bike, and we'll take the stabilizers off".

"Well, that's another fine mess you got us into Yatesy"

"On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the lonesome pine ..."

'Well warming up on the turbo was a bloody waste of time'.

"Wiggo is all over the road boss"

"Hmm you was right Yatsey I think letting him restock his Belgian beer collection wasn't a good idea"

"i'll be Liam and you can be Noel"

"Not millimetres – 56 centimetres, you idiot"

'kin state of these two. looks like they've escaped from somewhere. tsk!

"Your only supposed to blow Shcleks bloody chain off."

Giant directeurs sportifs cause peloton chaos

"Have you let rip?"

"I'm not saying a word..."

Are you sure this will get us an interview as replacements for the Mitchel brothers?...

It would have if you got you're hair cut - you muppet!

I'm freezing and he's got hair and the team coat!

Yates: Guess where I've got my left hand
Brailsford: No

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

- Now the Spartacus has gone to the Luxembourg lot, we should sign Shaun Ryder.
- That's a good plan... I'll get in touch with his Inner Chump

- D'you think I look hard..?
- Nah, not at all...

Brailsford: Russell Downing might have been small, but he didn't half fill me up, I couldn't manage the aero helmet as well.

Brailsford in thought: I'm standing next to one of the all time hard men and I know it.

Sean Yates "Say hello to my little friend! No Dave not you, i meant the bike. Also you can stop trying to look tough its not fooling anyone"

Sean: "Bjarne, look on the bright side, somebody's bound to turn up for Alberto's bike."

Plz to be telling us where you got that beef from?

Brailsford: If they dont pick that dog stuff up, I'll be down there!

After several hours searching, neither Sean or Dave could find where they had dropped the keys for the bike lock.

We're great big serious old Hectors

"Look Dave [insert name of French team here] haven't even iPhones for their riders yet"
"Poor fools haven't they heard of marginal gains?"

Only one of us looks like a Mitchell brother from Eastenders.

I told you we're not ready to take those stabilizers off.

Results?! I'll pretend that matters, but I'm smiling inside when I think of payday...

Small bikes, big ambitions!

Brailsford: [thinking] "If I kind of... half close my eyes, and do my 'Guvnor' pose... then they'll think I have a plan."

Yates: [thinking] "How come I didn't get a Teak Sky watch?"