Friday caption competition: Team Sky! We have a winner!

Dave " Why the miserable face Sean"
Sean " Typical, get an invite to Kate's and Will's wedding and then checked the calender, only frigging clashes with the Grand Depart"

Congrats to misforturob. There were some truly funny captions suggested here. This year Team Sky kind of set themselves up for this sort of treatment though. Is it my imagination or have they really been a bit quieter and more contrite of late? I hope so. I truly want them to succeed in putting a British rider on the top step of the podium in Paris, as well as giving us something substantial to cheer about during the rest of the year. Good luck for 2011 guys.

"I've got the brains, you've got the looks / Let's make lots of money."

"Ron, there is nothing more stupiderer…"

"than messing about with Brad's training schedule, Ron"

"Yeah Ron, but that's what we do, because we are..."

(together)

"The Management."

Just when we needed him most the big boss in the Sky takes a vacation.

"Don´t believe the hype!"
"Don´t believe the bike!"

Brailsford: I'll be the Genie, you're Aladdin.

Brailsford: [thinking] "If I kind of... half close my eyes, and do my 'Guvnor' pose... then they'll think I have a plan."

Yates: [thinking] "How come I didn't get a Teak Sky watch?"

Small bikes, big ambitions!

Results?! I'll pretend that matters, but I'm smiling inside when I think of payday...

I told you we're not ready to take those stabilizers off.

Only one of us looks like a Mitchell brother from Eastenders.

"Look Dave [insert name of French team here] haven't even iPhones for their riders yet"
"Poor fools haven't they heard of marginal gains?"

We're great big serious old Hectors

After several hours searching, neither Sean or Dave could find where they had dropped the keys for the bike lock.

Brailsford: If they dont pick that dog stuff up, I'll be down there!

Plz to be telling us where you got that beef from?

Sean: "Bjarne, look on the bright side, somebody's bound to turn up for Alberto's bike."

Sean Yates "Say hello to my little friend! No Dave not you, i meant the bike. Also you can stop trying to look tough its not fooling anyone"

Brailsford in thought: I'm standing next to one of the all time hard men and I know it.

Brailsford: Russell Downing might have been small, but he didn't half fill me up, I couldn't manage the aero helmet as well.

- D'you think I look hard..?
- Nah, not at all...

- Now the Spartacus has gone to the Luxembourg lot, we should sign Shaun Ryder.
- That's a good plan... I'll get in touch with his Inner Chump

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Yates: Guess where I've got my left hand
Brailsford: No

I'm freezing and he's got hair and the team coat!

Are you sure this will get us an interview as replacements for the Mitchel brothers?...

It would have if you got you're hair cut - you muppet!

"Have you let rip?"

"I'm not saying a word..."

Giant directeurs sportifs cause peloton chaos