Ask Dave

by enrique   April 12, 2014  

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Dave, what was the first Fantasy Cycling game you played? Did you get hooked on it immediately? Thanks! Smile

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 9:18

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Oh the temptation...

posted by northstar [1107 posts]
12th April 2014 - 9:26

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DAVE..... If given one wish.... what would you really do with Enrique... ????

The G Fan Club...

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posted by STEVESPRO 79 [507 posts]
12th April 2014 - 11:48

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Dave, do you wish people didn't keep asking you stupid questions about topics you've already answered ? Smile

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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posted by stumps [2809 posts]
12th April 2014 - 13:10

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Dave, how do you decide which TV shows are worth showing again, and again, and again and again ... Wink

posted by Bagpuss [102 posts]
12th April 2014 - 13:22

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Dave, can you give me some moderator privileges to take down stupid posts like these Wink

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posted by Gkam84 [8935 posts]
12th April 2014 - 13:23

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All of you are ruining my thread. How am I supposed to get to know the 'real' Dave if you guys keep posting stupid comments here? Waiting Shoo! Shoo! You're going to scare Dave away! Waiting

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 14:43

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Gkam84 wrote:
Dave, can you give me some moderator privileges to take down [my own] stupid posts like [this one where I'm trying to sound so smart but I usually end up sounding stupid? I'm too dumb to realize when to stop writing...]

Huh? Thinking

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:03

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STEVESPRO 79 wrote:
If given one wish.... what would you really do with Enrique... ?

What he wants to do with me is my business and his business... But if your girlfriend wants to join us, she'll have to pay for you to watch how real men do it... Wink

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:05

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Bagpuss wrote:
Dave, how do you decide which TV shows are worth showing again, and again, and again and again ... Wink

Well, Bagpuss, *in my best Dave voice*, it's like taking a piss, you do it every day yet it's never boring, sometimes it's a relief, sometimes it's a joyous occasion and sometimes you just get 'used to' seeing the same show, again and again and again... It can be soothing... It's not for everyone, but, with the right attitude, you, too could learm to enjoy it... I mean everybody has to take a piss every day and you don't hear people complaining about it every day, do you? Thinking It can be fun if you look at it with a fresh perspective every day, and if you think about it, it's never really the same piss, it just feels that way Thinking

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:21

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Top fishing, top fishing enrique, it's just too easy to get so many catches nowadays...

posted by northstar [1107 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:23

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stumps wrote:
Dave, do you wish people didn't keep asking you stupid questions about topics you've already answered ? Smile

*In my best Dave voice* No, actually, I'm more bothered when people keep asking me stupid questions about the stupid questions about the topics I've already answered... It adds to the stupidity of it all... Huh? Thinking

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:25

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northstar wrote:
Top fishing, top fishing enrique, it's just too easy to get so many catches nowadays...

Shhh.... Quiet... You'll scare them away...

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:26

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heh, i think they love it really, my "friend" up there keeps coming back for more, like a moth around a light...

posted by northstar [1107 posts]
12th April 2014 - 15:29

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Gkam84 wrote:
Dave, can you give me some moderator privileges to take down stupid posts like these Wink

I can't help myself Big Grin

Big Grin *In my best Dave voice* *snicker*snicker*snicker* 'No, if you're dumb enough to respond to a stupid post like this then you don't deserve more priviliges, you probably deserve less.' Just kidding, of course... Thinking I love you... Ok... on a more serious note... Thinking Now that you've all ruined my thread and I've had my fun, I would like to know what it would take to be taken seriously around here... Thinking

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
12th April 2014 - 16:19

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Mate, just enjoy being who you are, its more fun for us Big Grin

and i would hate to see a sensible side of you.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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posted by stumps [2809 posts]
12th April 2014 - 17:12

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Dave, which is better, robots or dinosaurs?

posted by drfabulous0 [380 posts]
12th April 2014 - 18:13

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It's the last day of LeTour, Froome is leading GC by 55 seconds from Wiggins.

It's a TT (don't ask)

Froome has punctured and so has his support car so it can't help.

Wiggo can see Froome in trouble ahead.

Does Wiggo:

A- follow team orders and swap bikes
B- Pretend he didn't notice and smash past a disconsolate Froome who is shaking his fist and cursing the cycling-gods

?

Racer 074 for the 2014 Transcontinental Race; 2,000 miles from London to Istanbul.

http://themartincox.co.uk/2014/03/racer-074-transcontinental-race-2014/

posted by themartincox [365 posts]
12th April 2014 - 18:28

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If Froome was leading then Wiggo would have gone before him in the TT, that could never happen.

posted by drfabulous0 [380 posts]
12th April 2014 - 18:38

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My budget is £4.26. What kind of cake should I buy?

posted by Argos74 [297 posts]
13th April 2014 - 12:04

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Dave, can we have a budget of 150 for Amstel Gold? Crying Thinking Confused Waiting D Oh Never mind... Big Grin

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
14th April 2014 - 4:48

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Dave, who came up with the name Road.cc? Was it your first choice?

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
14th April 2014 - 23:20

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Dave, do you think we should open an "Ask Enrique" thread? I, for one, would certainly follow that...

posted by cgipryan [120 posts]
15th April 2014 - 7:19

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cgipryan wrote:
Dave, do you think we should open an "Ask Enrique" thread? I, for one, would certainly follow that...

From what i've seen so far of the man, it would just be filled with inane questions from himself with the occasional pat on the back from his little side-kick....

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posted by fukawitribe [478 posts]
15th April 2014 - 8:19

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cgipryan wrote:
Dave, do you think we should open an "Ask Enrique" thread?...

fukawitribe wrote:

From what i've seen so far of the man, it would just be filled with inane questions from himself with the occasional pat on the back from his little side-kick....

How right you are... But for the record, what I'm wondering is:

*cue the music*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

Big Grin since I really haven't seen you around here much Big Grin

On another note...

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
15th April 2014 - 15:56

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enrique wrote:
cgipryan wrote:
Dave, do you think we should open an "Ask Enrique" thread?...

fukawitribe wrote:

From what i've seen so far of the man, it would just be filled with inane questions from himself with the occasional pat on the back from his little side-kick....

How right you are...

Had wondered why i'd bothered, never normally respond to trolls like that, but nice to have been near the mark.

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posted by fukawitribe [478 posts]
16th April 2014 - 0:17

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fukawitribe wrote:
Had wondered why i'd bothered, never normally respond to trolls like that...

You did it for the love, Big Grin , here have some:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_47A9Z28U3I

Enjoy! Smile

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
16th April 2014 - 5:07

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Dave, will Froome win the prologue in Romandie tomorrow? Thinking

Vive Le Road.cc Fantasy Cycling Game!

posted by enrique [1795 posts]
28th April 2014 - 21:11

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Dave , are we talking? Rolling On The Floor

posted by Theinvisiblecyclist [73 posts]
8th May 2014 - 21:03

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