[David9694]

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[Rendel Harris]

Surely got to be a “Christmas

Surely got to be a “Christmas ruined because delivery drivers couldn’t park due to woke cycle lanes” somewhere?

[chrisonabike]

I think you’re overly
I think you’re overly pessimistic – can’t someone dig up some now-prescient comment by St. Lady Di about Andrew being a dodgy type?

[chrisonabike]

Hopefully to go with Poppy
Hopefully to go with Poppy rage we’ll have “inconsiderate cyclists told to move their bikes from near war memorials as they could conceal explosives / cause our aged heroes to trip over” followed by a couple of “car runs into remembrance day parade / demolishes war memorial” entries?

[David9694]

I thought this wornderful 

I thought this wornderful  piece of recurring satire, which hales from 2018, could do with a bit of updating for 2026.  Any suggestions? I’m not wedded to any of the proposed new themes. I’ve haven’t coloured it in yet. 

How mild our problems were back then, eh?  A whole summer of burkini angst, for example.  Other proposed updates – well, many of us probably aren’t going to experience that much in the way of severe cold in January, and I’ve retired Diana (insufficient Diana mourning).

We’ve already had the first “are the fireworks on this year?” local Facebook post – that one comes around like the first cuckoo of spring.  I wonder when the first “mildly bad thing has happened to someone – at Christmas” story will be.  

Gosh, Poppy Rage is only just around the corner! I have a feeling it’s going to be big this year. 
 

 

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