[Gimpl]

Surprised this site doesn’t have a current thread for funnies

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[brooksby]

I found this out there on the

I found this out there on the interweb:

[David9694]

You will never convince me

You will never convince me that humans were meant to live like this (Nowhereville Utah)

[David9694]

Thought this up on my bike.

Thought this up on my bike.  We’re all Co-pilot cartoonists now 

[David9694]

even if for no other reason,

even if for no other reason, you should support public transit simply because most people do NOT belong behind the wheel of a motor vehicle

[David9694]

One more lane 

One more lane 

[David9694]

Physicists Baffled by Reports

Physicists Baffled by Reports of Runners ‘Coming Out of Nowhere’

[David9694]

“Street designed to

“Street designed to prioritize capacity and speed over safety results in driver striking pedestrian”

[brooksby]

I’d forgotten the Onion.  It

I’d forgotten the Onion.  It did lead me to this article, though:

Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him

Insisting that they were all busy people with things to do, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly asked a U.S. district court judge for a quick trial Tuesday so that he could just get to the part where President Trump pardons him.

[David9694]

EVERYBODY SUCKS AT DRIVING

EVERYBODY SUCKS AT DRIVING BUT ME

AN AUTO BIOGRAPHY

[David9694]

Satire, apparently 

Satire, apparently 

Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds

“50-50 Rule”

[David9694]

Congested street because of

Congested street because of lack of other options…

[David9694]

You’re absolutely right Mark,

You’re absolutely right Mark, it was just the headline that tickled me. Those £10ks could be better spent on getting a dream bike from Ribble, though.

OK here’s another contender from Facebook for peak 2025: 

Affirmations Sound Bath

Sommer Theobald • 9h • 0

Hello all. Unfortunately I will no longer be running a sound bath at the Victoria rooms as they hired upstairs to clubbacise…

 

(Don’t half of all Dad’s Army plots revolve around Mainwaring and Hodges arguing about who’s booked the Church Hall; the other half Jones rafting a river?) 

[brooksby]

mark1a wrote:

David9694 wrote:

Have we hit peak 2025 yet? 

Glastonbury glampers’ concern after yurt firm goes bust

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czelydedx44o

Sorry, you’re going to have to help me out here… What’s funny about this?

I read it and did a little Muntz (“har-har!”) at

BBC wrote:

The cheapest package offered by Yurtel was £10,000 for a deluxe bell tent with options ranging up to £16,500 for a presidential suite, which featured a front deck with seating, a king sized bed and a sofa.

and started muttering, “More money than sense”…

 

[mark1a]

Sorry, you’re going to have

David9694 wrote:

Have we hit peak 2025 yet? 

Glastonbury glampers’ concern after yurt firm goes bust

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czelydedx44o

Sorry, you’re going to have to help me out here… What’s funny about this?

[David9694]

Have we hit peak 2025 yet? 

Have we hit peak 2025 yet? 

Glastonbury glampers’ concern after yurt firm goes bust

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czelydedx44o

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