[Gimpl]

Surprised this site doesn’t have a current thread for funnies

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[Rendel Harris]

When I see SLOW HORSES I

When I see SLOW HORSES I always think ah, so this is where the ones I bet on are kept…

[ktache]

SLOW CHILDREN always seems a

SLOW CHILDREN always seems a bit ableist to me…

[Steve K]

Years ago, friends and I

Years ago, friends and I drove in two cars to a church for a wedding rehearsal.  As we drove down the drive, we passed a “CHILDREN – DRIVE SLOWLY” sign, so I said “children shouldn’t be driving at all”.  When we parked, the soon to be groom (I was best man) got out of the other car and said “Steve said children shouldn’t be driving at all, didn’t he?”

[David9694]

new standard for car park

new standard for car park layout just dropped

[Tom_77]

Squirrels

Squirrels

[hawkinspeter]

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[David9694]

The Live, Laugh Love ladies. 

The Live, Laugh Love ladies. 

The blank template for the packaging isnt hard to find if anyone wants to conjour up some other Trick or Treat offerings. 

[David9694]

The guy in the hat is drivers

The guy in the hat is drivers and the other guy is people who live with disabilities who oppose floating bus stops and LTNs.

[Rendel Harris]

A joke from many years ago: a

A joke from many years ago: a piece of grey tarmac and a piece of red tarmac are having a pint in the pub when a piece of green tarmac marches up, jabs the piece of grey tarmac and says, “Oi you, get me a double scotch.” The grey tarmac orders the drink and the green tarmac walks off with it without saying thank you. “Mate, what was that about?” asks the red tarmac. “Oh, it’s just easiest to do what he says,” the grey tarmac replies, “you don’t want to mess with him, he’s a bit of a cycle path.”

[David9694]

New and improved – update to

New and improved – update to an old favourite 

[Tom_77]

Psychopaths:

Psychopaths:

[David9694]

HEY! WHY YOU RUNNIN’ WITH A

HEY! WHY YOU RUNNIN’ WITH A HAMMER?

[David9694]

probably trying to get to

probably trying to get to Sevenoaks:

Pandemonium as squirrels “refuse to leave” GWR train

https://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/24594807.pandemonium-squirrels-refuse-leave-gwr-train/#comments-anchor

[Rendel Harris]

David9694 wrote:

From memory: 3.1415927 – as much as my teenage Casio calculator would display. 

Nobody was more surprised than I when I scraped a C at O level maths, but two things stuck with me, Pythagoras’ theorem and pi to fourteen places thanks to having the following sentence drummed into me by the maths master: “How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.” 

[David9694]

I occasionally get fights

I occasionally get fights between EV evangelists and petrolheads served-up to me on X/Twitter. 

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