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Can you come up with a Tour de France headline?

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  • July 9, 2013 at 11:59 am #19321
    d_jp

    Taking some inspiration from VecchioJo’s “High & Dolomitey” headline I was thinking – what headlines might we see at the Tour this year?

    As a starter for 10 (although it’s probably only worth a 6, if that ;))…

    Froome with a View
    (alongside a picture as he takes on the mountain passes)

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  • July 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm #746959
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    Super Domestique

    chrisdstripes wrote:Super

    chrisdstripes wrote:
    Super Domestique wrote:
    Cav in ‘yellow’ jersey!

    Sorry I’ll get my coat


    Urine the doghouse after that one…

    Now I’m wishing I’d gone with

    Cav – urine yellow!

    July 10, 2013 at 5:10 pm #746957
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    chrisdstripes

    Super Domestique wrote:Cav in

    Super Domestique wrote:
    Cav in ‘yellow’ jersey!

    Sorry I’ll get my coat


    Urine the doghouse after that one…

    July 10, 2013 at 4:31 pm #746955
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    Super Domestique

    Cav in ‘yellow’ jersey!
    Sorry
    Cav in ‘yellow’ jersey!

    Sorry I’ll get my coat

    July 10, 2013 at 12:18 pm #746953
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    d_jp

    “Boom collides with Ferrari
    “Boom collides with Ferrari and lands on Bonnet”

    (Could sound like a dodgy insurance claim if you translate Boom into English, as it’s dutch for tree… it came out of nowhere it did… ;))

    July 10, 2013 at 10:55 am #746951
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    chokofingrz

    “Froome beaten by Ten Dam
    “Froome beaten by Ten Dam seconds”

    could be an unlikely one today if Belkin and Sky finish 1-2 in the TT?

    July 10, 2013 at 8:34 am #746949
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    chrisdstripes

    “Froome at the top” is I’m
    “Froome at the top” is I’m sure pencilled in for at least three of the newspapers come Paris…

    The ridiculously contrived ones are the best though. I’m holding out for a bizarre outburst from the Vacansoleil sprint brothers, claiming a certain German sprinter is lazy.

    “Pops call Kittel slack”.

    I’m sure there’s something more in that, but that’s the best I can come up with…

    July 10, 2013 at 8:09 am #746947
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    captain_slog

    If a certain French Cofidis
    If a certain French Cofidis rider causes a chute involving a young Dutch sprinter: Coppel topples Van Poppel.

    July 9, 2013 at 11:00 pm #746945
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    Raleigh

    “Schleck sex check wrecks
    “Schleck sex check wrecks Trek cheques.”

    YES

    July 9, 2013 at 9:02 pm #746943
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    The Rumpo Kid

    From the Mail:
    “Lycra Louts
    From the Mail:
    “Lycra Louts close roads for three weeks”

    July 9, 2013 at 7:26 pm #746941
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    Leviathan

    Cav Skittles
    Cav Skittles Kittels
    or
    surely… Froome up top!

    July 9, 2013 at 5:55 pm #746939
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    Super Domestique

    Cav, bang, wallop!
    Cav, bang, wallop!

    July 9, 2013 at 4:14 pm #746937
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    chokofingrz

    Schleck sex check wrecks Trek
    Schleck sex check wrecks Trek cheques.

    I’m here all week.

    July 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm #746935
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    pirnie

    In my view the best headlines
    In my view the best headlines always come from Lake District local news

    July 9, 2013 at 2:38 pm #746933
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    Bez

    No, that’s just the
    No, that’s just the most-retweeted blatant photoshop of the last 12 months.

    July 9, 2013 at 1:59 pm #746931
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    farrell

    Raleigh wrote:I think it has

    Raleigh wrote:
    I think it has to be modelled on the best headline of the last 12 months:

    Flapjack whack rap claptrap

    School ban on ‘dangerous’ triangle oat snacks

    __

    Hmm.

    You’re wrong. This is the best headline of the last 12 months:

    https://twitter.com/katerandomlove/status/352184659435737088/photo/1

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