You know you are an experienced cyclist when…

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  • #27226
    Leviathan

    …you’ve eaten the Haribo before you check Wiggle sent you the right item.

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  • #895235
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    SingleSpeed
    don simon wrote:
    You just get out there and ride without worrying about gearing or anything as we could do it on a 5 speed (or Sturmey Archer 3 speed) back in the day (bring on the single speeders)…

     

    You do all of fred whitton on a 40-18 and come nowhere near last.

     

     

    😉

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    don simon fbpe

    You just get out there and

    You just get out there and ride without worrying about gearing or anything as we could do it on a 5 speed (or Sturmey Archer 3 speed) back in the day (bring on the single speeders)…

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    giff77

    When driving in an unfamiliar

    When driving in an unfamiliar area you start working out gearing for climbs and lines for descents and how many miles you need to have warmed up before tackling said climb. 

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    CygnusX1

    itaa wrote:

    itaa wrote:

    CygnusX1 wrote:
    wellsprop wrote:
    Your bike is much more expensive than your car and does many more miles!

    When you don’t bat an eye-lid when the LBS phones you to say that your bike service will cost twice as much as your car service did. (New wheelset, freehub, chainring, cables & guides etc..)

     

    LUL WUT??? why would you even let someone else touch your bike? It kills me to go to a garage to get something done to my car if I’m not able to do it myself.

    BUT ON A BIKE?

    Hand in your mancard already…

     


    1. Who says I’m a man with a man card to surrender?
    2. I do plenty of maintenance on my bikes myself.
    3. We don’t all have the luxury of time to spend on maintenance, I do have the luxury of being able to afford to pay for someone else to do it.
    4. I’m supporting my excellent independent LBS by having them do it.
    5. Welcome to the site itaa, hopefully your subsequent posts will be more constructive than your first.

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    itaa
    CygnusX1 wrote:
    wellsprop wrote:
    Your bike is much more expensive than your car and does many more miles!

    When you don’t bat an eye-lid when the LBS phones you to say that your bike service will cost twice as much as your car service did. (New wheelset, freehub, chainring, cables & guides etc..)

     

    LUL WUT??? why would you even let someone else touch your bike? It kills me to go to a garage to get something done to my car if I’m not able to do it myself.

    BUT ON A BIKE?

    Hand in your mancard already…

     

    #895225
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    CygnusX1
    wellsprop wrote:
    Your bike is much more expensive than your car and does many more miles!

    When you don’t bat an eye-lid when the LBS phones you to say that your bike service will cost twice as much as your car service did. (New wheelset, freehub, chainring, cables & guides etc..)

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    Canyon48

    Your bike is much more

    Your bike is much more expensive than your car and does many more miles!

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    jamesv
    ChrisB200SX wrote:
    When you trackstand on flat pedals at traffic lights and then leave those with cleats in your wake as they faff around at walking pace 😀

    When you don’t care about leaving people in your wake at the lights any more.

    #895219
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    Canyon48

    Your winter bike has Ultegra

    Your winter bike has Ultegra and mid section aero wheels.

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    Stratman

    You have dry socks with you

    You have dry socks with you on your commute, and stop to empty your shoes and change into them once the rain has stopped

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    Beatnik69

    Spokey Dokeys?

    Spokey Dokeys?

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    Goldfever4

    torquerulesok wrote:

    torquerulesok wrote:
    Tjuice wrote:

    When you have managed to get n > s-1 at least once

    When you realise that post s, n+1 can theoretically approach infinity, with the only constraint being n+1 must be less than your shed’s capacity…

     

    I like what you’ve done there, s-1….

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    torquerulesok

    Tjuice wrote:

    Tjuice wrote:

    When you have managed to get n > s-1 at least once

    When you realise that post s, n+1 can theoretically approach infinity, with the only constraint being n+1 must be less than your shed’s capacity…

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    shay cycles

    When you no longer need a

    When you no longer need a power meter, Strava, or GPS

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    CycleDivvy

    …when you buy a powermeter

    …when you buy a powermeter – and understand what the data means!

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