Was paddling along the river and got stuck behind 3 swans going slowly and taking up the river. At no point did they attempt to pull over to let me through and in the end, I was forced to overtake on a blind bend !
None of them was wearing hi-viz, although 2 claimed that white was ok.
They don't pay the waterways tax, have no insurance and I couldn't even report them, as despite saying they had a registration number, it was conveniently "under the water".
I am outraged!