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9 comments
You all know that the Onion is a satirical/comedy site, right?
Poe's Law.
Never heard of that one before, made me chuckle how it is so applicable
Poe Dameron?
I think Dameron's law would be something about bottom brackets...
(edit, several hours later: you know, BB-8! I thought it was funny, at the time, but I'd drunk a lot of coffee...)
Far too many cars on our roads already. The NHS is struggling to cope with sick people, a lot are there due to their lifestyle choices. Vehicles generate revenue for the government, it’s obvious to me that’s why cars are given priority over healthy cycling. What’s a normal person anyway?
Dying of obesity-related diseases is also normal. So too is voting for Trump. Doesn't mean it's right.
Simpleton
I can confirm that 100% of cycle related injuries and death would be prevented if bike use decreased by 100%