[Lazereyes]

So the advice is, if you are on your bike and use a gel/bar/what-have-you wrapper goes back into the jersey pocket, choose wisely and don’t gunk up your phone! I usually neatly wrap it back up and goes back to the same pocket it came from

You can also chuck the wrapper in the bushes or side of the road, if you do that there’s a Pro tip!
Next time eat a bag of dicks for your on the bike nutrition! Don’t throw shit the the bushes like a god damn idiot

I hope my tip will be helpful!

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[Anonymous]

I think this is the article

I think this is the article he is referring to, the bag does indeed look like it would be even more hazardous than a gel wrapper. I also doubt the nutritional value of the dicks themselves, they look chewy

[Goldfever4]

Maybe, but certainly not

Maybe, but certainly not recommended for vegans.

 

hawkinspeter wrote:

Is a bag of dicks gluten-free?

[beezus fufoon]

DaSy wrote:

The “Pro-tip” is a little confusing; do I have to throw the wrapper into the bushes, then on the next feed I eat a bag-of-dicks, then back to the wrapper throw, then a new bag-of-dicks? 

Does eating the dicks in some way mitigate the wrapper-toss?

you could of course simply throw the bag that the dicks came in – but that would lead to dick bags littering the place instead of wrappers…

I don’t think he’s thought this through

[Anonymous]

The “Pro-tip” is a little

The “Pro-tip” is a little confusing; do I have to throw the wrapper into the bushes, then on the next feed I eat a bag-of-dicks, then back to the wrapper throw, then a new bag-of-dicks? 

Does eating the dicks in some way mitigate the wrapper-toss?

[peted76]

Has anyone a discount code

Has anyone a discount code for waitroses own vegan bag of dicks? They’re my favs.

[hawkinspeter]

Is a bag of dicks gluten-free

Is a bag of dicks gluten-free?

[davel]

I think there might be
I think there might be something in this, but I won’t be happy eating a bag of dicks until I know what the Real Food Police think about it.

They need to try it out and report back.

[Goldfever4]

You’re a bit weird.

You’re a bit weird.

[beezus fufoon]

I’m pretty sure you can get

I’m pretty sure you can get them individually wrapped these days

[barongreenback]

Umm. Thanks?

Umm. Thanks?

how many calories in a bag of dicks?  What’s the fructose/sucrose ratio?  Any protein?

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