Country basically run for benefit of angry drivers

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/country-basically-run-for-benefit-of-angry-drivers-20220428220316

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We want a greener future, cleaner air and safer roads for the sake of our children. We even want more pedestrianised areas for scum who can’t afford an Audi.

Obviously we can’t have any of those things because it would antagonise Britain’s most important demographic, angry drivers who swear a lot, especially at cyclists.

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Lately I’m finding it increasingly difficult to tell the difference between satire and news.