Blubberhouses

So I saw that all the climbs on stages 1 and 2 of the TdF are being labelled “Cote de” on the offical route maps. Then I saw “Cote de Blubberhouses” and that really made me chuckle.

So I lying in bed this morning in a half-sleep after I’d snoozed the alarm and I started wondering how the French commentators on this year’s TdF were going to cope with the English plaec names.

I started imagining how’d they’d pronounce “Cote de Blubberhouses” and phenetically, this is te best I’ve come up with so far…

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What’s your best effort?