log in
register

Best way of attracting female cyclists

  • This topic has 10 replies, 11 voices, and was last updated 13 years ago by chrisl.
  • Creator
    Topic
  • April 12, 2013 at 12:36 pm #18466
    Andybris

    I Witnessed a novel approach last night in Richmond Park. A guy was riding past a girl, with no hands on the bars, and doing upper body stretches! Sadly for him, the girl on the bike was unimpressed, and totally ignored his display of bike skilfull bike handling.
    At this point he noticed us approaching, and sadly decided to put a bit of an effort in to stop us passing and show off his strength. Again he failed miserably.

    If you’re reading this my friend, please try something new, as the chances of you having sex ever again are very unlikely

  • Creator
    Topic
Viewing 10 replies - 1 through 10 (of 10 total)
  • Author
    Replies
  • May 29, 2013 at 4:42 pm #727541
    0
    chrisl

    One nice chap challenged me
    One nice chap challenged me to hop on behind him when overtaking me after Elephant & Castle, which I did (impressively considering it was about 12am, he was pretty nippy, and my bike isn’t the poshest) and my rear light promptly fell off as I went over a drain crater, meaning I had to stop and rescue it. I like to think it might have been true love had the roads been a little better…

    May 23, 2013 at 8:03 pm #727539
    0
    Welsh boy

    A mini pump down the front of
    A mini pump down the front of your shorts?

    May 17, 2013 at 3:57 pm #727537
    0
    cidermart

    Pheromone spray: Apply it
    Pheromone spray: Apply it very liberally, a whole can, and then ignite it, your screams should attract the attention of females. It could also kick in their mothering instinct well that or the smell of cooking bacon as your flesh burns might make them hungry and even the veggies can warm up their lentil soup on you. Good luck with the ladies. đŸ˜‰

    May 17, 2013 at 3:10 pm #727535
    0
    Veronique

    The one guy I’ve seen riding
    The one guy I’ve seen riding regularly at Richmond Park always surrounded by pretty girls is Nasty Nick from Big Brother first series.

    Make of that what you will!

    April 12, 2013 at 11:42 pm #727533
    0
    Simon_MacMichael

    “If you’re reading this my
    “If you’re reading this my friend, please try something new, as the chances of you having sex ever again are very unlikely”

    That’s a bit harsh. Those arm exercises are bound to come in useful…

    đŸ˜‰

    April 12, 2013 at 11:22 pm #727531
    0
    badkneestom

    Pretty straightforward
    Pretty straightforward solution:
    1. Remove lycra.
    2. Go to passtime no. 2, beer.

    Clothes put on between 1 and 2 is advisable.

    April 12, 2013 at 5:10 pm #727529
    0
    Colin Peyresourde

    Sounds like you’re all
    Sounds like you’re all playing hard to get, but would really like him to call you….
    8>

    April 12, 2013 at 4:48 pm #727527
    0
    Gkam84

    I find treating them NO
    I find treating them NO different to male cyclists doesn’t work, they just think I’m gay….. :O

    April 12, 2013 at 4:02 pm #727525
    0
    davecochrane

    Nothing says “good girl” like
    Nothing says “good girl” like a firm pat on the buttocks…

    …or so my Dad tells me. :B

    April 12, 2013 at 3:37 pm #727523
    0
    farrell

    What an Amateur!
    We all know
    What an Amateur!

    We all know the way you attract female cyclist is by drawing a knob in chalk on your left thigh. Bum pinch is optional.

  • Author
    Replies
Viewing 10 replies - 1 through 10 (of 10 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.