That’s the way to do it!

I like this bit…

"Sotar said the officials do not have to cycle to attend to emergency calls.

"But it is no excuse to say they are too old and sick to cycle. That means they are also too old and sick to perform their duties and should therefore be replaced," he said.

"We will ask the residents to be our eyes and ears and tell us if the officials cycle or drive," Sotar said."

Blimey!