Everyone seems to be talking about cycle safety right now, what with the injuries to both Bradley Wiggins and Shane Sutton over the past week. But London-based ad firm Karmarama have taken it upon themselves to solve the problem with a simple message: Don't be a stupid twat.
Because apparently, that's the root of the problem. "Every year in this country there are around 19,000 reported cycling accidents on our roads, and on average 3,000 cyclists who are killed or seriously injured," their website, www.ride-smart.org, states. No argument there, it's a sobering statistic.
"Cyclists riding like stupid twats cause a percentage of these accidents so lots of accidents, injuries and deaths could therefore be avoided," it then goes on to say. And helpfully lists the most twattish things you can apparently do, which in order of twattishness are jumping red lights, cycling with headphones, not having lights at night and just "being stupid".
As well as their website, which loops videos of daft and dangerous behaviour by various riders, Karmarama have helpfully put up signs around London with limericks describing the deaths of fictional cyclists due to their behaviour.
There's so much wrong with this approach it's difficult to know where to start. But we have to start somewhere, so let's start with the fact that it's a huge exercise in victim blaming. The campaign links actual scenarios where cyclists are being killed – mostly it talks about being hit by lorries – directly with rider behaviour, and at no point talks about the responsibilities of other road users, as if it's rider behaviour that's the sole issue.
It's not. Analysis of the causes of collisions resulting in death or serious injury to cyclists shows that one in four accidents resulting in death or serious injury to a cyclist are due to the cyclist being struck from behind. The top bugbear on Ride Smart's list, red light jumping, accounts for just 2% of injuries.
Chris Peck of CTC told The Guardian at the time of the above report: “The main cause of crashes seems to be 'failed to look properly', whereas very few cyclists are injured or killed acting illegally, such as failing to use lights at night or disobeying traffic signals. We believe that the government should now focus on tackling the causes of injury which appears to be mainly inconsiderate and dangerous driving. Reduced speed limits, stronger traffic law enforcement and cycle-friendly road design are the solutions."
The campaign, if we can call it that, is also massively divisive in that it works to reinforce the prejudices that many people have – including, we'd suggest, the people that cause most danger to cyclists – about the behaviour of bike riders. The more people that think that deaths of cyclists on the road are due to simple twattery on the part of those killed, the less likely they are to look at their own behaviour. That's not good.
There's so much more, but we'll sign off with a quick note that any campaign based largely around limericks should probably employ a copywriter that can do good ones. And leave the last word to Mark Ames from top London cycling blog ibikelondon, who said of the campaign, ""The message that all road users should take care is no bad thing, but this 'campaign' – which has been seemingly dreamt up by the advertising agency Karmarama – is so uncomfortably ill-thought out, ham-fisted and juvenile it leaves one wondering if they left the work experience kids in charge of the 'Publish' button?
"It wouldn't be so bad if it existed only online but the installation of these badly written limerick signs in public spaces serves not only to perpetuate the myth that cyclists are responsible for their own demise, but also could cause genuine distress to those of us who have witnessed real cycling crashes on London's dangerous roads and who might come across these by accident. If I was an advertiser I'd be checking my brand was safe in the hands of Karmarama if this is the best they can come up with. On the other hand if this is supposed to be some kind of not so clever stunt then sadly, in the week that the 12th cyclist to die in London in 2012 passed away, it's just not terribly funny."
Karmarama, who have so far been likened to Nathan Barley and fictional Twenty Twelve PR firm Perfect Curve by the bike congnoscenti, have a mantra: Work hard, Be nice to people, Play ping pong. This phoned-in and frankly ridiculous publicity stunt seems to fail on all three counts… unless they were playing ping pong when they dreamed it up, that is. We wouldn't put it past them.
Karmarama limerick competition
Write a limerick detailing what you think of the campaign and stick it in a comment below. A pair of socks to the winner! We'll judge it when the fuss has died down.




















76 thoughts on ““Don’t be a stupid twat”, says new ‘safety campaign’”
I’m glad I don’t jump reds,
I’m glad I don’t jump reds, else thats me, Keith, Fixie and living in the east 👿
This wasn’t cos they left the
This wasn’t cos they left the kids in charge. The children would do a much better job.
Obviously a bunch of complete cycle-hating car-loving w@nkers – I really hope Karma catches up with them and teaches them a sound lesson.
Also wonder if they have any cycling related clients? If so they may be interested in this fine example of their PR company’s work
There was an agency called
There was an agency called Karmarama
Who love to create quite a drama
Their campaign was fake
Like a shop window cake
And their CEO is most likely a Llama
I am gobsmacked. Bad taste,
I am gobsmacked. Bad taste, bad research, victim blaming nonsense. Utterly appalling. What utter w@nkers they are, and what utter w@nkers failed to veto this pile of toss.
Karmarama decided to act,
But
Karmarama decided to act,
But neglected to check any fact,
Their humour’s a crime,
Their limericks don’t rhyme,
They really are a bunch of wankers…
awkward wrote:Karmarama
Gets my vote. Brilliant!
There was once an agency
There was once an agency called TfL
who doubled it’s bike hire price
Cos it kept putting riders on ice
Bad road design
appalling signs
who paid the price?
The riders on ice
There once were some Nu Meeja
There once were some Nu Meeja hacks
Who equated dead cyclists with twats
But with failure to charm
They prevented no harm
And they mostly got up people’s backs
Gkam – I think for a
Gkam – I think for a London-based ad agency, Shoreditch is about as ‘East’ as it gets 😉
Gazza-d: “Our clients include Nintendo, Plusnet, Costa, BBC and Wells & Young’s” – so that’s BBC with their cycling coverage, Costa sponsored Rapha-Condor in Tour of Britain…
Aye, found it also. Google is
Aye, found it also. Google is great! sent a Tweet with the link to the campaign to the twitter accounts of those companies..
A half-witted latter-day
A half-witted latter-day Barley
Hatched an ad campaign wrecked up on Charlie
“Single-speed’s SO last week
Now it’s all retro chic
You should check out my 70s Raaaaleigh”
You don’t need those Uzis and
You don’t need those Uzis and Colts
You murderous van-driving dolts!
Run over a bike!
As hard as you like!
‘Cos it’s always the cyclist’s fault
That Dutch vid was of a lorry
That Dutch vid was of a lorry running a zebra crossing at speed. And the cyclist is at fault how exactly? Shocking.
Today I’ve read and have
Today I’ve read and have found
Karmarama are really not sound
With a little luck
They’ll be hit by a truck
Coz what goes around comes around
or
Cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts
Cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts
Karmarama are cnuts
Karmarama are cnuts
Cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts cnuts
I want to drive really
I want to drive really fast,
So cyclists are pains in the arse,
I saw one run red,
So I’ll hit them and leave them for dead,
‘Cause it’s never the fault of twats in their cars.
’twas an ad firm designer’s
’twas an ad firm designer’s ass-hattery
to blame road deaths on just cycle twattery
but he’s taken the rap
’cause his rhyming was crap
let’s just say that he’s no tony slattery
Arf! Dave, you can’t win your
Arf! Dave, you can’t win your own competition…
Roses are blue
Violets are
Roses are blue
Violets are red
Mix cycling with twattery..
And you’ll be dead.
An ad agency from (guess
An ad agency from (guess where?) Shoreditch
Launched a campaign that was more than just boorish
The concept was crass
The rhymes? Pulled out their ass
It was all a bit new-media-whore-ish
Twat cyclists were held in
Twat cyclists were held in the wrong
By an ad firm that loves its ping-pong
That’s whiff-whaff to Boris
But it’s actually lorries
Where most of the blame must belong
Some bad drivers talk on
Some bad drivers talk on their phones,
But they’ll still have a good old moan,
At bad cyclists who run red,
Claiming all of them deserve to be dead,
Whilst a metal box protects their own bones.
To Karmarama I say “you
To Karmarama I say “you first”. What an irredeemable shower of bell ends.
An agency called
An agency called Karmarama
Wants to blame the harmee not the harmer
But shifting the blame
Is not only lame
It gives bike-hating petrolheads cause to think they are in the right as they rev aggressively before overtaking round a blind corner and forcing you off the road, the wankers – thanks Karmarama!
(Well their last line doesn’t scan so I don’t see why mine has to.)
I don’t like all of what
I don’t like all of what Karmarama say,
But I ride across London every day.
Most of the close calls,
From Canary Wharf to St Paul’s,
Are caused by cyclists acting this way.
I’m just saying like…
Apparently when I nearly got
Apparently when I nearly got hit
By a red running BMW driving git
I was too dark to be seen
And my light can’t have been green
Because it is always the fault of the cyclist who is apparently a twat and goes out of his way to become a statistic.
Notice that they’ve had to
Notice that they’ve had to take a video by CycleMickey down for copy right infringnment. As most of the fotage seems to have seen on Silly Cyclists perhaps CyclingGaz could notify the other and encourage them to do the same. And just what is the relevance of a Dutch video?
spen wrote:Notice that
especially a dutch video showing an hgv speeding across a crossing where there’s a bike waiting to cross
spen wrote:Notice that
Notified Premises187 who’s had at least one of his video’s used. He’s a funny motor-biker 😉
Those silly young mad-men,
Those silly young mad-men, Karmarama,
got us all worked up in a lather,
we’ll show their clients the stats
the stupid prats
they’ll find what goes around comes around much harder
I think if I lived in London
I think if I lived in London I would be out with some spray cans making suitable amendments, (suggestion to anyone who does?) B-)
Yes, creative defacing of the
Yes, creative defacing of the signs is the way forward.
When idiots do their
When idiots do their campaigning
They dent the compassion remaining
Sensationalist vulture
This heartless blame culture
But all their good karma is waning.
The cyclist haters at
The cyclist haters at Karmaramas
while dancing round in their pyjamas,
designed a campaign,
without using a brain,
….then went back to fucking their mamas
A group of hip advertising
A group of hip advertising twunts
thought they could stop cycle shunts
oh how they were wrong
their campaign was not strong
and instead exposed them as cnuts
There once was a little ad
There once was a little ad agency
Believing in their own cogency
So said ninja, RLJ
And headphone cyclists pay!
When all they needed was a little recumbency
I was with them until the
I was with them until the stupid headphones comment and it all went downhill from there.
Not all PR is good, and this
Not all PR is good, and this ain’t good …
There once was an Ad-man
There once was an Ad-man called Chris
Who hated cyclists so much he wrote this
“You’re all stupid twats
Deserve to be knocked over flat”
And I’ve not just dug myself a hole but an Abyss!
There was an ad agency called
There was an ad agency called Karma-something or other
Who appear to be a bunch of knobs
I’m not very good at limericks
How many lines are there meant to be?
Ah, 5 apparently, thanks Google.
Genius. Mountainboy
Genius. Mountainboy definitely wins
all the hallmarks of another
all the hallmarks of another Paul Dacre Daily Mail campaign. Yesterday they were slurring the reputations of abused children and blaming them for the problems at the BBC, today it’s our turn. I’m surprised they haven’t used the footage of Jimmy Saville riding a bike to tar all cyclists with that brush too!!!
An adman at karmarama.com
An adman at karmarama.com might
Anonymously make a new website
To tell London’s cyclists
That they’re a stupid and take risks
When the whois makes clear who’s the shite
An adman from trendy
An adman from trendy Shoreditch
Came up with the following pitch:
‘It’s the riders, we’ll claim,
Who are mostly to blame
When they’re hurt – because life’s just a bitch.’
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I think the copyright
I think the copyright infringement is a pretty serious issue too, add to that they’ve put the videos up as creative commons, something which they have absolutely no right to do.
The owner of the footage decides the licensing, not a PR firm who steal.
Mmmm something appears to
Mmmm something appears to have happened to their website? Having second thoughts maybe?
Karmarama recently moved from
Karmarama recently moved from Kensington to Farringdon. Many of their employees are cyclists (there was always loads of bikes in their yard). Surely the chance of getitng run over was worse out West? Their PR arm, Cream is respectable too, so I really don’t understand this move. A misjudged move from an otherwise creditable agency; hopefully a one-off. Someone has funded it at the end of the day, so would like to understand who that was.
Rvizzle wrote:Karmarama
There is, by their very nature, no such thing as a creditable advertising agency.
website is down – but there
website is down – but there is always the cached pages! http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:bfV8m-kpT28J:ride-smart.org/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a
Here are the videos
Here are the videos http://www.youtube.com/user/tzvister?feature=watch
In the battle between car and
In the battle between car and bike,
Karmararma gave invective a hike.
Their position was shameless –
“The car driver is blameless”.
Twats? Check the mirror, more like.
neildmoss wrote:In the battle
where’s the like button when you need it
Rvizzle wrote:neildmoss
I’ll second that 😉
There was and agency called
There was and agency called Karmarama
who wanted to get on strava
but their red light rhyme was crap
So they were left off the map
and now they’re working somewhere in Navarda
I reckon these signs will
I reckon these signs will make a great joke memento in a garage or bike shed, must remember to ‘pick one up’ next time I’m in London..
(..which most of the time is when I’m working with a graphic/branding agency who are too good at what they do and in tune with the cycling world to come up with something like this!)
Cyclegaz has no video’s up
Cyclegaz has no video’s up there, just Premises187 and SonOfTheWinds left and if they report the copyright, the youtube account will be closed aswell 😉
wearing headphones is the
wearing headphones is the least likely cause of a splat
but some advertising guy put up a sign calling me a twat
think i’ll shove his ping pong ball up his arse for that
Site’s gone now. Chalk
Site’s gone now. Chalk another one up to outraged Twitter users.
More copyright’s have been
More copyright’s have been filed with youtube, Don’t expect the account to be around for long.
Mess with cyclist’s and lose your whole account and your website 😉
There once was a prat named
There once was a prat named CHRIS,
who decided to take the MICHAEL,
his victim blaming site, karmarama,
has a caused a cycling drama
http://wheelspedalsperson.posterous.com/not-that-smart
Traffic Droid aka
Traffic Droid aka SonOfTheWinds has this to say on it
https://twitter.com/SonOfTheWinds/status/268121945504104449
“A pact with the devil was
“A pact with the devil was made”
Karmarama told Hickling and Slade.
“No one cares when they cycle”
Said Dunning to Michael,
“Steal content. Abuse them. Get paid!”
A group of new media
A group of new media muckery
with master degrees in dumb-f*ckery
blamed cyclists for their bad luckery
well f*ck ’em and their coke-snorting w@nkery
Seriously though, I would like to know who’s funded/commissioned this – that could be very revealing.
Also, some riders do behave like twats – if we sit here and try and defend the idiots we’ll be on a hiding to nothing.
Oh, and they can be contacted using the form at:
http://www.karmarama.com/#/contact
Perhaps you would like to explain some things to them…
A dangerous company! Lets
A dangerous company! Lets hope they go under; before they do some serious damage!
Before anyone says : But the work force will all lose their jobs! WELL TOUGH.
Bad Karma
Bad Karma
The UCI was very upset
No one
The UCI was very upset
No one was believing as yet
so plan they did hatch
bike riders minds to snatch
but Karmarama only caused regret
Ad boy Karmarama ran a
Ad boy Karmarama ran a campaign,
Intelligent comment would’ve been a real pain,
So instead of checking facts,
They just called us all twats,
That’s just pathetic and lame! :O
In view of developments –
In view of developments –
Karmarama decided to try,
To help stop our cyclists die,
Dreamt up a campaign,
Did not engage brain,
Said sorry and ate humble pie.
Cars and lorry’s (sic) are
Cars and lorry’s (sic) are made of metal
Couldn’t even be bothered to proof read it?
When Shoreditch became
When Shoreditch became self-aware,
Some tarts began feigning to care,
About deaths on the road,
Through all media nodes,
To people with an understanding of the empirical evidence pertaining to collisions resulting in serious injury or death it was quite unfair.
No limerick I’m afraid. I
No limerick I’m afraid. I just want to know who is funding this campaign? I think it unlikely that Karmarama are paying for it themselves.
Karmarama specialise in
Karmarama specialise in PR,
Give priority to people in their car,
They really dont like,
People who ride a bike,
They’ve got the worst reputation by far.
😉
Maybe we could have versions
Maybe we could have versions of Radiohead’s “Karma Police” too.
Karmarama? Arrest this man
He talks in rhymes
Pity they don’t scan…
The word twat: It is a vulgar
The word twat: It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva.
Stupid Cant’s
Totally unacceptable on any level
Of course, we can always make
Of course, we can always make a complaint that these signs are insulting under the Public Order Act. After all, nearly everyone else uses it.
(Yes, I know – it wasn’t five lines and it doesn’t rhyme – I have a BSc not a BA…)
der der derderder der der
der der derderder der der derderder
der der derderder der der derderder
der der derderder
der der derderder
It was irony but the twats didn’t get it.