We're arranging an event in Bath next week, all rather last minute, but should be quite entertaining.
Get your biggest chain-ring out and head down.
There will be individual timed runs, and - if the police haven't shown up by then - a mass-start race to finish.
Spectators welcome. There might even be spoke cards and a prize or two for the fastest.
More details at http://bit.ly/pulteneyexpress - please sign up there if you're going to race.