Professional cyclists galore in this week's cycling video round-up. We've got Kristian House getting knocked down, Rigoberto Uran teasing a particularly enthusiastic duck, David Millar racing a Maserati, and trials rider Vittorio Brumotti pretending he's a member of the pro peloton.
The fun doesn't stop there, later on we've got a cyclist faceplanting a bike, or bikeplanting his face - you'll understand when you see it - the closest pass we've ever seen on UK roads, a beautiful how-it's-made video of a stunning black and gold 3D printed titanium lugged carbon track bike from VRZ, and an eye-opening GIF showing how rubbish parking-adjacent bike lanes are.
Vittorio Brumotti undercover at Tinkoff-Saxo
We wonder how Contador would fare in a race up forklifts. Brumotti would probably have him there.
Kristian House knocked down
It's much easier to knock down a house of the Kristian variety than it is the bricks and mortar kind, it seems.
Despite their cutesy appearance, ducks are noteriously vicious. Perhaps Rigoberto got away lightly after taunting the beast.
David Millar racing a Maserati driven by... David Millar
Within a rupture of space time, it seems David Millar has done the impossible and both lost and won a race at the same time. Or perhaps it was a draw, the weird Maserati/Factor advert is not particularly clear on the competition specifics. It looks fun though.
The closest of close passes... *shudder*
If you're of a nervous disposition and want to ride you bike on the road again, look away now. This blue van passes unbelievably close to this cyclist. We can't quite believe the rider emerged unhurt. Stay safe out there everyone.
Faceplant bike or bikeplant face?
In a feat of balance and patience this street performer manages to use a kickstand to balance a bike with spinning wheels on his face.
We're not sure quite how to describe the bikefaceplanting that we're seeing, but we are sure that this must have taken hours of very painful practice to master.
Beautiful 3D printed titanium lugged carbon track bike
We've run plenty of stories about contentious bike lanes over the last few years, but this GIF sums up the argument against parking bay adjacent bike lanes better than words can.
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I'd like to think that in addition to the very well exposed supply chain argument made by Patrick, the simply outrageous price of Shimano...
That bike with clearance for 33c, tracklocross style, could be a winner.
Hellish! Barely used, clearly dangerous, slowing competent cyclists down while pandering to the clueless, a serious threat to pedestrians, won't...
"I ran into the back of him because I was traumatised by seeing the latest petrol prices, m'lud"
Are you sure? Norway is socialist and has a very high quality of life.
Glad I got mine before that change in ownership.
And 3 of the 'workers' are just leaning!
Same sketch everywhere, or so it seems. Take Whitelegg Way in Bournemouth. Wide cycle lanes put in both sides of a (formerly very wide) two lane...
Sounds cool. I haven't taken an "unnecessary flight" since 1992. Flown many times since then for work, but you can't patrol the Iraqi desert, or...
My first thought on reading the headline was "ooh, has Clevedon put in covered bike parking now?".