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Near Miss of the Day 354: Range Rover buffoon (includes lots of swearing)

Our regular series featuring close passes from around the country

"Range Rover buffoon - that's the description a road.cc reader gave the driver featured in the latest video in our Near Miss of the Day series, and from the footage, it's hard to argue with it.

Tim, who filmed the video, said: "I’m on the front as he passes us and then stops 30-odd yards up the road.

"As I look in he’s already abusing me ... So he got some back.

"Contains some strong language," Tim cautions ... and then some.

> Near Miss of the Day turns 100 - Why do we do the feature and what have we learnt from it?

Over the years road.cc has reported on literally hundreds of close passes and near misses involving badly driven vehicles from every corner of the country – so many, in fact, that we’ve decided to turn the phenomenon into a regular feature on the site. One day hopefully we will run out of close passes and near misses to report on, but until that happy day arrives, Near Miss of the Day will keep rolling on.

If you’ve caught on camera a close encounter of the uncomfortable kind with another road user that you’d like to share with the wider cycling community please send it to us at info [at] road.cc or send us a message via the road.cc Facebook page.

If the video is on YouTube, please send us a link, if not we can add any footage you supply to our YouTube channel as an unlisted video (so it won't show up on searches).

Please also let us know whether you contacted the police and if so what their reaction was, as well as the reaction of the vehicle operator if it was a bus, lorry or van with company markings etc.

> What to do if you capture a near miss or close pass (or worse) on camera while cycling

Simon joined road.cc as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.

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nickW1 | 4 years ago
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I dont really subscribe to the driver .V.rider stance of its all a fight, I do around 8000km a year on the roads in suffolk and in two years I have had no real issues, but I must say that folks that drive range rovers really do have a problem with width perception and distance, my biggest problem is dodging the sugar beets left all over the roads !

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ibr17xvii | 4 years ago
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TBH this is such a regular occurance I probably wouldn't even bat an eyelid.

Not that it makes it right of course.

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crazy-legs | 4 years ago
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It's atrocious / zero forward planning. Overtake and then block the entire road while waiting to turn right. I see this all the time - most drievrs are incapable of looking / thinking beyond the end of their bonnet. There is simply no appreciation of a future move (like turning left or right or reaching a pinch point up ahead).

The number of times I'm coming into a village - I pass the 30mph signs, the village name so as a cyclist I'm thinking - there'll be a bit more traffic, parked cars, maybe people / animals in the road etc and I start planning that and I'll be overtaken by drivers who then reach the obvious impediments to their route, slam on and block the entire road. I could get through that gap there if they'd just have left me to it but now I'm stuck behind them because they're too selfish and short-sighted to even consider other road users. That blind MGIF attitude.

Most drivers are literally driving from one second to the next, no forward thought or planning at all. Add in their in-car entertainment, the ubiquitous mobile phone etc and it's a wonder any of them see anything.

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nicmason | 4 years ago
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So he/she passed them  safely and then needed to turn right over 100 yards up the road and got a mouthful of verbal.  If I'd been in a car would I have been throwing a hissy fit because he dared to overtake and then had to run right. No I'd have braked and waited . And I would have braked a lot earlier than the cyclists .

Its another case of people obsessed about their own journey and not appreciating they are part of traffic.

The driver turning right may not have known how soon the right turn was coming up or any number of reasons for that turn.

 

 

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vonhelmet replied to nicmason | 4 years ago
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nicmason wrote:

So he/she passed them  safely and then needed to turn right over 100 yards up the road and got a mouthful of verbal.  If I'd been in a car would I have been throwing a hissy fit because he dared to overtake and then had to run right. No I'd have braked and waited . And I would have braked a lot earlier than the cyclists .

Its another case of people obsessed about their own journey and not appreciating they are part of traffic.

The driver turning right may not have known how soon the right turn was coming up or any number of reasons for that turn.

 

 

Oh, it's you again.

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nicmason replied to vonhelmet | 4 years ago
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vonhelmet wrote:
nicmason wrote:

So he/she passed them  safely and then needed to turn right over 100 yards up the road and got a mouthful of verbal.  If I'd been in a car would I have been throwing a hissy fit because he dared to overtake and then had to run right. No I'd have braked and waited . And I would have braked a lot earlier than the cyclists .

Its another case of people obsessed about their own journey and not appreciating they are part of traffic.

The driver turning right may not have known how soon the right turn was coming up or any number of reasons for that turn.

 

 

Oh, it's you again.

 

And you. Well done.

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hawkinspeter replied to nicmason | 4 years ago
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nicmason wrote:

So he/she passed them  safely and then needed to turn right over 100 yards up the road and got a mouthful of verbal.  If I'd been in a car would I have been throwing a hissy fit because he dared to overtake and then had to run right. No I'd have braked and waited . And I would have braked a lot earlier than the cyclists .

Its another case of people obsessed about their own journey and not appreciating they are part of traffic.

The driver turning right may not have known how soon the right turn was coming up or any number of reasons for that turn.

I think you're losing the plot.

The overtake was excessively fast and a bit too close for comfort - pretty much the opposite behaviour that's required around vulnerable road users. Can you imagine if they'd done that to a horse and rider?

The driver then initiated verbal abuse for no discernible reason - again not what you want from people in charge of a couple of tonnes of speeding metal.

And yes, I agree that the driver was most likely completely clueless about the layout of the road and how to drive safely and responsibly on it.

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nicmason replied to hawkinspeter | 4 years ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

nicmason wrote:

So he/she passed them  safely and then needed to turn right over 100 yards up the road and got a mouthful of verbal.  If I'd been in a car would I have been throwing a hissy fit because he dared to overtake and then had to run right. No I'd have braked and waited . And I would have braked a lot earlier than the cyclists .

Its another case of people obsessed about their own journey and not appreciating they are part of traffic.

The driver turning right may not have known how soon the right turn was coming up or any number of reasons for that turn.

I think you're losing the plot.

The overtake was excessively fast and a bit too close for comfort - pretty much the opposite behaviour that's required around vulnerable road users. Can you imagine if they'd done that to a horse and rider?

The driver then initiated verbal abuse for no discernible reason - again not what you want from people in charge of a couple of tonnes of speeding metal.

And yes, I agree that the driver was most likely completely clueless about the layout of the road and how to drive safely and responsibly on it.

fast but not close at all.

You drive slowly past a horse and rider because of the horse.

You may find if you drive down a road you've never driven down before you'll be fairly cluseles about the exact layout.

 

 

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srchar replied to nicmason | 4 years ago
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nicmason wrote:

fast but not close at all.

You drive slowly past a horse and rider because of the horse.

You may find if you drive down a road you've never driven down before you'll be fairly cluseles about the exact layout.

Of course it was close - the car was still in the same lane as the riders on a narrow road.

So you slow down for horses, but not for humans?

If you're clueless about a road's layout, the last thing you do is keep your foot in.

If you're going to come and troll a cycling website, at least come up with some reasonable arguments.

By the way, I spent yesterday testing my racecar at a circuit, so I'm not anti car. I'm anti selfish driving that puts other people in danger.

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nicmason replied to srchar | 4 years ago
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srchar wrote:

nicmason wrote:

fast but not close at all.

You drive slowly past a horse and rider because of the horse.

You may find if you drive down a road you've never driven down before you'll be fairly cluseles about the exact layout.

Of course it was close - the car was still in the same lane as the riders on a narrow road.

So you slow down for horses, but not for humans?

If you're clueless about a road's layout, the last thing you do is keep your foot in.

If you're going to come and troll a cycling website, at least come up with some reasonable arguments.

By the way, I spent yesterday testing my racecar at a circuit, so I'm not anti car. I'm anti selfish driving that puts other people in danger.

 

Not trolling but you may be amazed to findthere's more than one point a view. And btw I do ride a bicycle.

 

And "testing your racecar" oooh get you.

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srchar replied to nicmason | 4 years ago
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nicmason wrote:

Not trolling but you may be amazed to findthere's more than one point a view. And btw I do ride a bicycle.

And "testing your racecar" oooh get you.

I appreciate there's more than one point of view, it's just that your point of view values animals above people and forgives dangerous driving due to unfamiliarity with the road. This is why you are being ridiculed. This bicycle riding of yours - it's once a year, in Centerparcs, yes? Because I don't see how you can ride a bike on the roads and think this driving is fine.

By the way, racing costs less per annum than running a Range Rover, in my reasonably cheap series at least. It provides bigger thrills in an environment where everyone is aware of the danger. I wish more people would race, or even do track days - they wouldn't then feel the need to treat utility driving as a race, putting other people at risk.

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nicmason replied to srchar | 4 years ago
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srchar wrote:

nicmason wrote:

Not trolling but you may be amazed to findthere's more than one point a view. And btw I do ride a bicycle.

And "testing your racecar" oooh get you.

I appreciate there's more than one point of view, it's just that your point of view values animals above people and forgives dangerous driving due to unfamiliarity with the road. This is why you are being ridiculed. This bicycle riding of yours - it's once a year, in Centerparcs, yes? Because I don't see how you can ride a bike on the roads and think this driving is fine.

By the way, racing costs less per annum than running a Range Rover, in my reasonably cheap series at least. It provides bigger thrills in an environment where everyone is aware of the danger. I wish more people would race, or even do track days - they wouldn't then feel the need to treat utility driving as a race, putting other people at risk.

 

Every day 30 miles in London thanks M25 distance to centre and back 

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srchar | 4 years ago
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Yep, had it just last week. Stupidly close pass on a side street, bootlid has barely cleared my front wheel when the driver slams on, then pulls into a driveway on the right.

I don't even rant and rave any more; no point.

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kil0ran | 4 years ago
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Ah, my favourite, MGIF followed by immediate right turn. Complete lack of foresight, planning, or courtesy. 

Don't think I'd have hooned up the inside of him like that though, absolutely nowhere to go if passenger decided to do something. 

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alexuk | 4 years ago
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MGIF. It's a disease of the mind.

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