Cheese

Strange things seen on a ride.

#9 Cheese

Mid-ride snack. Nom nom.

48 minutes, three Dremel multi cutting discs, one Dremel grinding bit, one singed finger and several choice swear words later I have finally removed my brand new Crank Brothers cleat and moved it to the correct position.

And all because they specced bolts made out of cheese, rather than the more usual steel. Probably saving themselves 0.7p in the process. So thanks, Crank Brothers.

• Ride bike.
• Look at time, sprint home.
• Helmet off, shoes off, gloves off, jersey off, telly on.
• Slip on t-shirt from Urban Hunter specially acquired for the occasion.
• Hurriedly make ham and cheese baguette to the sound of the title music.
• Petite Biere Blonde.
• Repeat for three weeks.

Peroni Gran Riserva - check.
Parma Ham- check.
Mozzarella - check.
Vine Tomatoes - check.
Mediterranean Bread- check.
Homemade Dressing and Hand-Picked Basil Leaves (in Timbuk2, not pictured) - check.
Calzini Rosa - check.

Beer + cheese + salami snacked upon with considerably more gusto than the peleton could be bothered to muster to race up the final hill.