A cyclist in Scotland has been attacked twice in three days by a buzzard, reports the Galloway News.
Retired linesman Andy Reid, 65, was riding near Parton, Dumfries and Galloway on Friday morning, when the bird first had a go at him.
“It scratched me on the back of the head when it dived. It got away with my bandana,” he said.
And on Monday, he was followed by the same bird while cycling along Loch Ken.
“I went around Loch Ken at about 4pm and I saw it. It came right down to me.
“This has never happened to me before and then it happens twice!”
Local wildlife ranger Keith Kirk said: “Not that many buzzards attack people.
“But it seems there’s a thing they have for cyclists. I don’t know why.”
Back in the mid-2000s a buzzard from Devon was notorious for attacking cyclists.
In some parts of the world, it’s all part of the daily road hazards. Cyclists in Australia and New Zealand often have to withstand attacks from Australian magpies, especially in Spring when they beieve the are defending their nests.
Still, it could be worse. At least there are no cyclist-hunting mountain lions in the UK or Australia.
Our official grumpy Northerner, John has been riding bikes for over 30 years since discovering as an uncoordinated teen that a sport could be fun if it didn't require you to catch a ball or get in the way of a hulking prop forward.
Road touring was followed by mountain biking and a career racing in the mud that was as brief as it was unsuccessful.
Somewhere along the line came the discovery that he could string a few words together, followed by the even more remarkable discovery that people were mug enough to pay for this rather than expecting him to do an honest day's work. He's pretty certain he's worked for even more bike publications than Mat Brett.
The inevitable 30-something MAMIL transition saw him shift to skinny tyres and these days he lives in Cambridge where the lack of hills is more than made up for by the headwinds.